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« on: May 11, 2006, 09:19:34 PM »
So I am stuck here at work until midnight due to extended hours, and I do not feel like eating my sandwich.  I do not feel like driving ffar to get something either.  So I go to the Mcdonald's because it's the closest thing beside that expensive Mexican resturant across the street.  I'm sitting in the breakroom enjoying my food when something on the fry  container catches my eye.  It's the damn nutritional information for the fries!!!  Since when have they done that!  Why?!? Why?!?  When I go to Mcdonald's I know that I am getting junk.  I do not need to know that my fries contain a fourth of my daily caloric needs nor that that also contain my daily fat gram allowance.  Grrrrrrrrr.... And why put that information for the fries and not on anything else?  Mcdonald's is stupid! Stupid! Grrrrrrrrrrr......   :angry:
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2006, 09:29:27 PM »
Because fat people who refuse to believe they are fat and are fat because they are lazy use it to structure diets around that they end up abandoning when the McRib comes out again. Holy run-on sentence, Batman!

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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2006, 09:51:18 PM »
I do not see how that is going to deter them.  If their that big they obviously do not care about their health.  I know a couple of people who eat there everyday.   :o  :x  :joe:  

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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2006, 10:07:54 PM »
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Because fat people who refuse to believe they are fat and are fat because they are lazy use it to structure diets around that they end up abandoning when the McRib comes out again. Holy run-on sentence, Batman!
I don't recall seeing the McRib in 2005...
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2006, 10:38:28 PM »
Well whatever the hell it is. I don't eat @ McDonalds, only Taco Bell, BK and KFC.

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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2006, 11:12:41 PM »
I learned recently from looking at the new boxes that 3 boxes of 6-piece Chicken McNuggets constitute the entire daily recommended value of sodium. That may have been why I felt such a weird salty-ish aftertaste.

I've cut back on $1 McNugget Tuesdays...

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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2006, 11:58:48 PM »
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Because fat people who refuse to believe they are fat and are fat because they are lazy use it to structure diets around that they end up abandoning when the McRib comes out again. Holy run-on sentence, Batman!
Yep...Fat people with lawyers are why you have to read that. Same reason they have to tell you Coffee is "Hot".
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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2006, 12:07:49 AM »
...it is?

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« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2006, 12:10:26 AM »
Yeah....someone got burned when her coffee spilled. She claimed that it was McDonalds fault cause they didn't tell her it was hot and ended up winning the lawsuit. Now they have to tell you that...and it says it on the cups now as well.
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« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2006, 02:32:08 AM »
The McRib was here in 2006.  I had one soley because of that one Simpson's episode.  Except, instead of tasting delightful like it's animated Krusty counterpart it still tasted shitty just like the one I ate in the 90s.

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« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2006, 04:52:11 AM »
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Well whatever the hell it is. I don't eat @ McDonalds, only Taco Bell, BK and KFC.
You almost had me only you admitted ot eating various others kinds of filth.    Same shit different toilet.

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« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2006, 05:41:44 AM »
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Yeah....someone got burned when her coffee spilled. She claimed that it was McDonalds fault cause they didn't tell her it was hot and ended up winning the lawsuit. Now they have to tell you that...and it says it on the cups now as well.
I've heard that the coffee was actually way too hot for human consumption and that she got some serious burns from it.

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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2006, 07:25:40 AM »
What the fuck is the McRib and why isn't sold in Philly?

I think McDonalds is ok for a meal. But only if you eat once a day like me.

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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2006, 12:05:47 PM »
That'll kill your metabolism.
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2006, 12:31:24 PM »
True.  That's what my girlfriend did for years.  Last I heard, she's about a size 16.  :(  So much for all the mega-expensive renfair garb she had custom designed for her 20-inch waist.

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« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2006, 12:41:39 PM »
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Well whatever the hell it is. I don't eat @ McDonalds, only Taco Bell, BK and KFC.
You almost had me only you admitted ot eating various others kinds of filth.    Same shit different toilet.
Ha ha, yeah.  Those and McDonald's are the ones I can't stand the most.  TC I haven't eaten at in years and years because they're disgusting.  BK I boycott because they're stupid, their chicken sandwich is dry, and their fries at WOAT.  KFC and McDonald's, 5 out of 6, will actually give me the fucking runs.  Not that I never eat junk, just not from them.

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« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2006, 12:42:18 PM »
Oh and w/ McDonald's, I'd never go at all except I like their sundaes and sometimes I just needs me some orange hi-c.

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« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2006, 12:48:31 PM »
McDonalds has great vanilla soft serve, but then how could you fuck that up?

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« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2006, 01:00:55 PM »
If it's done anything like Dairy Queen, then there's a number of ways.  Of course, I've never had a fucked up dessert at McDonald's before, unlike some of the melted shit that's come out of DQ.

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« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2006, 01:10:02 PM »
I only get cones or blizzards there, and again it's mostly cones. I just like vanilla soft serve. Kary kills for the Brownie Batter Blizzard there x.x

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« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2006, 01:37:58 PM »
All the fast food places are equally shitty, nutritionally speaking.  But I do confess to being partial to Hardee's.

As for the coffee spill thing, the old lady got third degree burns on her crotch.  It wasn't a frivolous lawsuit...chell this for more info.
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« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2006, 01:59:05 PM »
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Yeah....someone got burned when her coffee spilled. She claimed that it was McDonalds fault cause they didn't tell her it was hot and ended up winning the lawsuit. Now they have to tell you that...and it says it on the cups now as well.
I've heard that the coffee was actually way too hot for human consumption and that she got some serious burns from it.
You heard correctly.  It's unfortunate that that's the case that's always remembered and trotted out as an example of a stupid, frivelous lawsuit, because it was actually pretty gross negligence on McDonald's part.

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« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2006, 02:01:26 PM »
As for fast food places, the only places I generally eat are Arby's, Wendy's for their baked potatoes, and McDonald's for the apple pies once in a while.

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« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2006, 03:00:50 PM »
I am so craving Popeye's red beans & rice and biscuits now, you evil people. q~~~~

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« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2006, 03:23:55 PM »
Ooh, me, too.  I don't give two flips about their chicken, but those biscuits.... DAYUM!

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« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2006, 03:34:15 PM »
Popeyes chicken tore my ass up so horribly it gave me a hemerrhoid.
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« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2006, 04:15:34 PM »
Love that chicken from Popeye's?  I had a few chicken strips one time when I got biscuits because I knew there wouldn't be anything to cook at home... they were kinda gross.  Like 80% chicken skin/batter.

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« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2006, 04:21:17 PM »
I love KFC's chicken and mashed taters. Saturdays I'd walk to KFC and get me three snacks for the super low price of $3.15!

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« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2006, 04:54:11 PM »
The mild chicken strips are alright, but everything else is really sub-par. The biscuits are way too buttery, there's too much cajun shit in the mashed potatoes, and it just goes on.



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« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2006, 05:10:53 PM »
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I think McDonalds is ok for a meal. But only if you eat once a day like me.
You can eat McDonalds as your sole meal of the day? That's insane. Their problem is not only that their stuff will make you fat (it doesn't make me fat) but rather that you're getitng nothing of any nutritional value out of that filth.

And I'm thinking you've got an eating disorder if you only eat once a day.