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« on: May 04, 2006, 03:50:33 PM »
And 99% of people I've asked about what 5 de mayo is, answer "its mexico's independence day, of course"
I love how americans use any excuse to drink.

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« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2006, 04:04:23 PM »
Unlike how your people use any excuse to kidnap each other and form revolutions?!

FUCK A PERUVIAN, AND FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO!

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« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2006, 04:45:24 PM »
What's the point of you celebrating, you're not mexican, and I thought you hated them.

Oh wait, I forgot, she goes anywhere where there's dick and booze.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2006, 04:57:24 PM »
bitch, do your research and then talk.
i have never said i hated mexicans. i said i hated puertoricans and cubans.


 

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« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2006, 05:00:05 PM »
*tries to google "Who does Faye hate" and fails*
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?


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« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2006, 05:09:23 PM »
Let's not talk about who/what I hate. Let's talk about what I love.
 I love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.  

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« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2006, 05:09:35 PM »
Faye just fails.

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« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2006, 05:14:43 PM »
tom likes to take it in the ass

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« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2006, 05:17:45 PM »
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I call it St. Patricks Day MKII.
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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2006, 05:34:08 PM »
When I was younger me and my brother wanted to make a movie called "Mexican Independance Day" which was like ID4 only with more ponchos, sombreros, buritos and all those stereotype thing. It was to be our second movie. Our first one never got past a few quick jokes jotted down in a spiral notepad.
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« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2006, 05:43:28 PM »
I didn't think there were alliances in the latin succession wars.  I thought everyone considers their creed to be king shit but with proper homage to castilliano spain types who are like the emperors of the latin heiararchy.

So basically Faye haets mexicans (or at least looks down on them from her peruvian POV) but won't admit it becuase of Nuri amirite?!


 

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« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2006, 05:47:37 PM »
are you drunk?
 

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« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2006, 05:49:10 PM »
It makes no sense for you to have any compassion for mexico when you look down on the other poor and dirty hispanic countries.

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« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2006, 05:51:34 PM »
ok, Pope.

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« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2006, 05:53:26 PM »
Pope Unicron the 1st

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« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2006, 06:23:38 PM »
At least Mexico has a culture enjoyed by the world. I bet most people don't even know Peru is a country.

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« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2006, 06:25:37 PM »
that only happens with dumb hicks like yourself.

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« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2006, 06:53:18 PM »
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Pope Unicron I told me that "my bargaining posture was highly dubious"...
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« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2006, 08:23:27 PM »
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that only happens with dumb hicks like yourself.
I actually know alot about Peru... sadly.

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« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2006, 08:34:10 PM »
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Pope Unicron I told me that "my bargaining posture was highly dubious"...
Well He Summoned me here for a purpose.

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« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2006, 08:38:57 PM »
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At least Mexico has a culture enjoyed by the world.
Wait, what?
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« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2006, 08:44:59 PM »
Yeah, not even Mexicans want to be Mexican...
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« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2006, 08:45:57 PM »
You obviously didn't see the immigrant rallies, where with the American flags, there were Mexican flags. I even saw Asian people with Mexican flags, ftw!?

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« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2006, 09:08:14 PM »
and by saying that you prove, AGAIN, how ignorant you are.

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« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2006, 09:32:48 PM »
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You obviously didn't see the immigrant rallies, where with the American flags, there were Mexican flags. I even saw Asian people with Mexican flags, ftw!?
Yeah, but if they love Mexico so much, they should have stayed.  Hypocrisy in action!  
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« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2006, 10:12:58 PM »
I blame Vincente Fox, though most are coming here because the government tells them to. I know the situation is different in the Yucatan, where the resorts actually 'import' workers from that area to work in their hotels stateside.

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« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2006, 10:33:13 PM »
I don't care. At all.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2006, 11:19:49 PM »
Isn't Cinco de Mayo the celebration of Mexico's victory over the French? Not that I want to get off subject or anything.
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« Reply #28 on: May 05, 2006, 12:41:01 AM »
yes it is, Rama, you are intelligent

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« Reply #29 on: May 05, 2006, 04:05:38 AM »
I'm gonna get piss fucking drunk tommorow because I fucked up my WoW character and it will take 2 days to fix him...poor Dr. Orpheus...he deserves someone better.