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« Reply #30 on: Apr 12, 2006, 11:10:56 PM »
I actually like the more everyday look. There is something so true about it.  

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« Reply #31 on: Apr 13, 2006, 05:06:48 PM »
I just find her disgusting (she makes a sex tape one day and markets herself to little girls the next!) and don't like her face.  Her body's thin but okay, so maybe if she just traded heads with someone else....
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« Reply #32 on: Apr 13, 2006, 06:53:08 PM »
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If you guys think she's ugly you must really hate on the everyday girls you sit next to in class and what not.
I've seen chicks hotter than her in the Computer Science department over here.

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« Reply #33 on: Apr 13, 2006, 07:47:34 PM »
I mean I have seen chicks hotter than her at school.  I'm just saying by no means is she ugly IMO.  

and I wouldn't become mini-me just yet I've been striking out alot lately...I haven't seen a naked girl in close to 2 months now.

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« Reply #34 on: Apr 13, 2006, 11:28:30 PM »
Well I know this might fall on deaf ears, but bragging about how many chicks you've banged to a woman is a surefire way to get her to NOT sleep with you.

Oh and try the library. Sure they don't get drunk and thus don't put out as easy, but they usually have a lot more built up sexual energy. I'm telling you man...Library. That's the building with all the books in it.
 

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« Reply #35 on: Apr 13, 2006, 11:43:07 PM »
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Well I know this might fall on deaf ears, but bragging about how many chicks you've banged to a woman is a surefire way to get her to NOT sleep with you.

 
you never brag about it until after you've slept with them.

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« Reply #36 on: Apr 13, 2006, 11:47:45 PM »
You don't EVER brag about it to a woman. Never, ever, ever!  

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« Reply #37 on: Apr 14, 2006, 01:08:27 AM »
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I haven't seen a naked girl in close to 2 months now.
Are you sure you didn't catch Dougitis here or something?

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« Reply #38 on: Apr 14, 2006, 01:25:07 AM »
I haven't seen one on over two hours.... but that's why there is the suggestion of a latenight shower.
I can kill a small child with only a lick.

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« Reply #39 on: Apr 14, 2006, 02:30:31 AM »
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I haven't seen a naked girl in close to 2 months now.
Are you sure you didn't catch Dougitis here or something?
does he fail so hard that he cancels out my win?

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« Reply #40 on: Apr 14, 2006, 08:43:44 AM »
Phucking Heiress-Whore is not ugly, nor is Britney Spears or half a dozen other celebrity women who people are regularly disgusted over.  You know you'd hit it if given half the chance.  

Hell, even Baloo would:
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« Reply #41 on: Apr 14, 2006, 09:43:57 AM »
I wouldn't. I wouldn't even talk to Paris if she tried to speak to for some reason in the future.  

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« Reply #42 on: Apr 14, 2006, 12:48:15 PM »
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does he fail so hard that he cancels out my win?
I think you've sorely underestimated his fail.

Britney Spears isn't ugly.  Mr. Britney Spears on the other hand.... GROSS!  Hotel chick's face is ugly tho', it just is.  I think it's mainly due to the worn twisted expression of untouchable snobbery she constantly has on her face, possibly combined with a mouth warped by the excessive sucking of cock and STDs.  It's an over-eyelashed duck with a stick up its ass.  Her sister doesn't look ugly, yet they're more or less interchangable.
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« Reply #43 on: Apr 14, 2006, 12:56:07 PM »
o.o hmmm
I can kill a small child with only a lick.