Author Topic: Fucking soccer mom moviegoers (Read 6828 times)

The D · « **on:** Feb 23, 2006, 04:42:04 PM »

I had not seen Goblet of Fire and decided to go see it at the mall's dollar theater. I was kinda late and got in line just at the posted movie start time.

That wasn't the big deal. The big deal was for some fucking crazy reason (maybe they can't afford staff when they charge $1.50 for a movie?), you had to buy tickets at the consession stand and there was only one person there running the entire damn theater.

Now think about this. It's the mall. It's a weekday afternoon. It's Harry Potter. It's $1.50 adults, and like .50 a child or something. Of course you'll have soccer moms with 4 hellspawns hanging off their arms. And of course, the fucking ticket/food line was long as fuck. Not only was I there right as the movie was starting, but I had to wait while mothers bought their kids tons of fucking food to keep the kids from whining too much!

Me? When I got up there, I bought one ticket and a box of candy. Probably no more than a minute tops, and only $3.25.

I probably didn't miss much. More of Dursley beating up Harry and his aunt and uncle filming it for their fetish site.

Bitch · « **Reply #1 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 04:47:26 PM »

Do you wear black eyeliner, thick-rimmed glasses, and flip your bangs in front of one eye? Because that's totally how I picture you.

The D · « **Reply #2 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 04:48:56 PM »

Negative.

...I am a meat popsicle.

Bitch · « **Reply #3 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 04:49:29 PM »

By meat, do you mean fat?

tomduo · « **Reply #4 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 04:53:28 PM »

I think you two need to switch titles.

Bitch · « **Reply #5 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 04:57:56 PM »

Why?

The D · « **Reply #6 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 05:00:36 PM »

Only if my title can be "Sadistic Bitch".

So, did I miss anything between the start of the movie and the moment I walked into the theater, which is when they grabbed the flying boot in the middle of the field?

tomduo · « **Reply #7 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 05:02:00 PM »

He needs to be named Bitch, it's all he does.

I wanna be Darth Nuriko. I have the Legs for it. Hawt.

Fiero · « **Reply #8 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 05:53:55 PM »

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Only if my title can be "Sadistic Bitch".

So, did I miss anything between the start of the movie and the moment I walked into the theater, which is when they grabbed the flying boot in the middle of the field?

Nothing important really, they left like a chapter and a half out from the book though.

Well, there was the dream Harry had where he saw the old man die by Nagini.

Bitch · « **Reply #9 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 07:43:14 PM »

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Only if my title can be "Sadistic Bitch".

You mean "Masochistic Bitch," right?

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 11:11:23 PM »

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He needs to be named Bitch, it's all he does.

I wanna be Darth Nuriko. I have the Legs for it. Hawt.

but I doubt you have the butt for it.

MMMMMMMMMM Damn.

tomduo · « **Reply #11 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 11:56:32 PM »

....why are you looking at it?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #12 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 12:00:05 AM »

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Only if my title can be "Sadistic Bitch".
You mean "Masochistic Bitch," right?

I find "Prison Bitch" as a fitting and more suitable title for him.

Rama · « **Reply #13 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 12:00:39 AM »

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....why are you looking at it?

Yours or her's?

tomduo · « **Reply #14 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 03:06:38 AM »

Why would I care about you looking at hers. And stop drooling over my milkshake.

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 11:17:47 AM »

Bah....yours isn't even as good as mine. Which is to be expected, I have a very nice ass for a male.

tomduo · « **Reply #16 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 12:27:10 PM »

I dunno, I always get hit on by MILFs... they say I look like Harry Potter who ask to see my magic wand.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #17 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 01:44:10 PM »

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....why are you looking at it?

It might be like sitting on the edge of a seashore and somebody asking you why you're looking at the ocean....

tomduo · « **Reply #18 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 02:54:52 PM »

My glorious golden ass!

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** Feb 25, 2006, 02:48:21 AM »

I really need the money, but I think staking a claim on Tom's golden ass would incite more gay jokes then the recommended max. load for this board.

tomduo · « **Reply #20 on:** Feb 25, 2006, 03:05:20 AM »

Bah, if you were secure enough in your sexuality, you wouldn't care.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #21 on:** Feb 25, 2006, 01:44:26 PM »

My ass is fucking gorgeous

The D · « **Reply #22 on:** Feb 25, 2006, 01:46:53 PM »

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Only if my title can be "Sadistic Bitch".
You mean "Masochistic Bitch," right?

Sure, whatever *cracks whip*

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Bah, if you were secure enough in your sexuality, you wouldn't care.

I'm secure in my sexuality, and I don't care! (I'm a lumberjack too,btw)

Rama · « **Reply #23 on:** Feb 26, 2006, 12:09:44 AM »

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Bah, if you were secure enough in your sexuality, you wouldn't care.

All right.....

:: puts on Prospectors costume, grabs a pick ax and climbs up on Tom's ass. ::

"EUREKA! GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD!!!!! "

:: Does a little jig. ::

tomduo · « **Reply #24 on:** Feb 26, 2006, 12:27:37 AM »

See? Was that so hard?

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** Feb 26, 2006, 04:06:06 AM »

And How!