Author Topic: My brain hurts. (Read 10252 times)

Bitch · « **on:** Nov 08, 2005, 08:22:42 PM »

History test, all essay, research and prewriting on the geology of the tertiary era along with its major epochs, photography paper, and prrofs in geometry.

*dies*

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 08, 2005, 08:25:32 PM »

Are you still homeschooled?

Bitch · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 08, 2005, 08:42:53 PM »

No, I go to public school now. Public school is making my brain hurt.

Hold me. ; _;

tomduo · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 08, 2005, 09:04:20 PM »

Just dress like a slut, and fuck the teachers. I swear, you won't have to do anymore work. Ask Faye.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 08, 2005, 10:43:27 PM »

No, don't worry. Public school is easy. It's all pretty much geared for retards who don't realize that Columbus raped little girls and Woodrow Wilson was racist. If anything, it's the stuff outside of school that actually hurts your grades.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 09, 2005, 02:14:07 AM »

Good luck when you start going to a university.

IDE · « **Reply #6 on:** Nov 09, 2005, 03:49:13 AM »

That's not bad. I've got: presentation on online dating and social communities with korean partner that barely speaks engrish and 3rd exam in computers and communication research (I have to teach myself how to use the multi-crosstabulation function of a data crunching program because I missed the 2 days it was being taught in class...but they were worth missing)

Rama · « **Reply #7 on:** Nov 09, 2005, 05:53:04 AM »

I'd offer to take the History test for you, but I think the fact that I'm six feet tall have a 3 O'clock shadow and no breasts might tip them off I'm not you.

Bitch · « **Reply #8 on:** Nov 09, 2005, 05:56:39 AM »

Well, my stuff on the tertiary period is with a chick who doesn't know how to use Google and an exchange student who you have to talk really dumb to to have him understand things, and even then he's looking at his dictionary the whole time. I thought that by taking earth-space science, I'd escape this kind of crap.

Wow, I'm bitching like Doug now. High school kids sure are whiny...

Bitch · « **Reply #9 on:** Nov 09, 2005, 05:58:21 AM »

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I'd offer to take the History test for you, but I think the fact that I'm six feet tall have a 3 O'clock shadow and no breasts might tip them off I'm not you.

I'd say you'd look about the same if you shaved, but since I'm a *-cup, no amount of stuffing would make you look passable.

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Nov 09, 2005, 05:59:45 AM »

And * cup....I've never even HEARD of that. Truly it must be an amazing site to behold.

Bitch · « **Reply #11 on:** Nov 09, 2005, 06:01:02 AM »

I suppose they have to be pretty amazing to have a trans-dimensional portal in the left one...

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Nov 09, 2005, 06:01:22 AM »

And shave? Fuck you! I never shave. I only trim it when I start looking like the forth member of ZZ top!

Rama · « **Reply #13 on:** Nov 09, 2005, 06:03:03 AM »

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I suppose they have to be pretty amazing to have a trans-dimensional portal in the left one...

Trans-dimesonal portal. Hold on....let me get a old Professor, a black Lounge singer, and my ex-girlfriend and I'll be right back.

Bitch · « **Reply #14 on:** Nov 09, 2005, 06:04:24 AM »

Does it have to be a lounge singer? I have to hear what goes on there, you know.

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Nov 09, 2005, 06:06:53 AM »

YES! But don't worry he only sings ever 5 or 6 episodes.

Bitch · « **Reply #16 on:** Nov 09, 2005, 06:09:12 AM »

Does the professor have a wheel chair? Cause if he did, he'd be in the perfect condition to kick the singer in the nuts.

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** Nov 09, 2005, 06:11:04 AM »

No....but he may have an Ax as he once played a Dwarf.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 09, 2005, 12:46:37 PM »

The Dwarf in Golden Axe had and axe...

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 10, 2005, 11:08:21 AM »

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with korean partner that barely speaks engrish

lol. I have a Chinese chem partner who is still dealing with English but she's a goddess with math. "I don't understand this, Li." BAM! Done. And she'll even explain it to me as she does it.

Rama · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 10, 2005, 02:20:51 PM »

Well.....she is Asian.