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Men who have small red spots on the back of their ears are invariably virgins, according to celebrity Vietnamese acupuncturist Pham Thi Hong. Hong fought to free three convicted rapists from prison after she discovered that the men had the spots, the AP reports. Hong's determination to have the case reopened (she threatened to light herself on fire) caused prosecutors to do just that—the men were released after investigators found flaws in the initial case.
I never thought that one day I would use this method to help the three men prove their innocence. - Pham Thi Hong
"They all had small red spots on the back of their ears," Hong says. "The spots should have disappeared if they had had sex. My many years of experience told me that these men did not have sex before." Gay sex or masturbation won't make the spots disappear, she says. Her alleged virgin-detecting abilities have been met with skepticism from fellow acupuncturists.
See, apparently females carry the cooties, and the cooties get rid of the red dot. Need to go get that circle circle dot dot.
They could have just asked them if they knew what TARDIS stands for. If they know, they are virgins.
