Someone I know gets life

[The D]

I saw it in today's paper while at the party store. Some guy I knew got life for murder.

Strange thing was, this guy was the nicest person you could ever know back when I knew him. He wasn't like most asshole black people his age. I wonder if they just picked up some random black guy, which happened to be him, and carted him off to jail.

Supposedly the murder involved adultery. Woman found out a guy was cheating on him. Woman gets a few guys with guns and does a drive by.

Bah, everyone has issues when people kill their spouses for adultery. Everyone's gone soft nowadays. Back in the biblical times, the adulterer would be stoned to death by the village. What ever happeend to a good stoning?

[IDE]

We should also bring back dueling. 

[B E C K]

With Yugioh cards.

[The D]

Hmm... summoning monsters with cards, and using the monsters to take over the planet...

Brilliant!

[Rama]

I got Life for Christmas once, but I lost all the cars pretty quick after that and it got shoved into the back of the closet where it hung out with my cousin who is firmly entrenched in there.

[The D]

your cousin needs to come out of the closet then. It's not a pretty place to be. I hear Tom Cruise is in there somewhere.

[B E C K]

I initially read this topic title as "someone I know gets a life" and I thought "good for him".

[Merla]

I did too. 

[IDE]

me 3

[Wickedly Yours E]

Yeha I had already intended a post of "WHY DON'T YOU GET A LIFE, D?" But this quelled that. Bastard.

[Sam]

I would also like to add my name to the list of people that humorously misread the title of this topic

[B E C K]

Yeha I had already intended a post of "WHY DON'T YOU GET A LIFE, D?" But this quelled that. Bastard.

You could've made it work, E.  Make it work.

[Wickedly Yours E]

But he never actually went to jail! So I can't say "Why can't YOU GET LIFE in PRISON, D?" At least I don't think he did.
Did he?

[B E C K]

You could've said "Why don't you get A life, D?"  Besides, we don't know if he didn't go to jail or not.  You can't know with the internets.

[The D]

What you don't realize is I'm posting from a prison cell where I have my own internet feed and cable tv.

[Rama]

Thanks to the tax payer's dollars.