Help! Tiny penises are growing in the front yard!

[B E C K]

Nasty!     My vote is to burn the plant.  This post would've been more effective with a picture.     Oh well.  Burn the plant!!   

[Derrick]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Bernie AKA]

Showing them a recent picture of Victoria Beckham might shrivel them up.  I know that would do it for me were I a penis. 

[The D]

While hanging out with some friends I made the suggestion of doing a crappy webcomic with a cartoon penis for a superhero, and I'd call him something like Captain Cock or Commander Johnson or Dr. Dick. And he'd have a sidekick named Scrotum Boy and a girlfriend called Cli Torus.

They all seemed to think I should really do it.

[Rama]

Well that's what happens when you let the neighbor's weiner dog shit in your yard.





Ah Thank you.

[IDE]

Get the fuck off her lawn (insert male forum goers names here)!

[Derrick]

If she wants me to scare them away with my massive girth, she'll have to chip in for plane tickets. She better hurry before I start my summer travels.

[B E C K]

The penises bloomed already.  There are only a few stray wangs left.

[Bernie AKA]

What about the Mechanized Gas-Powered Castrator? Or is it too soggy for that?

[B E C K]

Probably too soggy.