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« on: Dec 25, 2006, 01:45:52 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 25, 2006, 04:07:57 PM »
Good Riddance, the world will not miss him.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #2 on: Dec 25, 2006, 05:56:47 PM »
No, you're confusing him with football's James Brown who had no soul and wasn't super-bad.

I however will personally miss music's James Brown.
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 25, 2006, 05:58:55 PM »
I thought he was dead already. Anyways, that's sad

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« Reply #4 on: Dec 25, 2006, 06:01:28 PM »
The mistakenly reported him dead in 1992.
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 26, 2006, 01:13:19 AM »
I bet he's in hell right now complaining that Satan's hot tub is too hot.


OWWWWWWWW.....too hot in the hot tub!
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 27, 2006, 05:15:30 AM »
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I thought he was dead already. Anyways, that's sad
Yeah, so did I until I realized I was confusing him with Rick James.   :joe:  Kinda sad that his chick was tossed out on her ass, but she should've made sure she was taken care of.  He was old.  Old people tend to die.

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« Reply #7 on: Dec 27, 2006, 05:52:52 AM »
HAAHAH Rick jaaaames! you know whats funny? I thought about him when i first read the news! I remembered Dave Chappelle's sketch . That shit was hilarious!


I don't feel bad for the gf. Hell, I don't feel bad for any bitch who is young and is dating/married to an waaay older man. They are all money driven whores.

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« Reply #8 on: Dec 27, 2006, 06:05:37 AM »
I don't necessarily feel bad but it was kinda merciless to just padlock the gate and toss her out.  Would it have been such a big deal to give her notice?  And I like to think I'm open-minded about age differences, but 73 and 36 is gross.  How do you shag someone that old?  My grandpa's back pops when I hug him.

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« Reply #9 on: Dec 27, 2006, 01:16:56 PM »
My Grandpa calls you a Homo when you hug him.  

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« Reply #10 on: Dec 27, 2006, 05:34:48 PM »
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I don't necessarily feel bad but it was kinda merciless to just padlock the gate and toss her out.  Would it have been such a big deal to give her notice?  And I like to think I'm open-minded about age differences, but 73 and 36 is gross.  How do you shag someone that old?  My grandpa's back pops when I hug him.
Like the slut Anna Nicole Smith and her ninety-something year old husband.

Or like my dad and his wife.

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« Reply #11 on: Dec 29, 2006, 03:20:16 PM »
How old are your dad and his wife?


There was a 50 year age difference between Tony Randell and his wife.  She was like 26 or something when they got married.  Dudes that is so nasty.   :x  

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« Reply #12 on: Dec 30, 2006, 06:09:56 PM »
He's 56 or 57 and she's 30 I think. 31 max. We were in the same highschool at the same time! She was in her senior year and I was in 5th grade. darn

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« Reply #13 on: Dec 30, 2006, 06:27:50 PM »
My mom is 18 years younger than my father. She now complains about his lack of sex drive.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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« Reply #14 on: Jan 02, 2007, 02:02:09 AM »
Time to trade him in for a younger model.  Perhaps a nice, used Ford Taurus or a feisty Gremlin.