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« on: Sep 21, 2004, 11:52:17 AM »
14 unusual objects removed from men's rectums in emergency rooms:

1. Light bulb
2. Shampoo bottle
3. Rolled-up pr0n magazine
4. Onion
5. Ice pick
6. Baseball
7. Cattle horn
8. Razor
9. Pair of glasses
10. Jeweler's saw
11. Screwdriver
12. Billiard balls
13. Gun
14. Frozen pig's tail


 
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 21, 2004, 12:28:10 PM »
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10. Jeweler's saw
 
Holy shit?  WHAT THE FUCK?!?
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 21, 2004, 01:06:22 PM »
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6. Baseball
That explains the pitcher/catcher allusion.
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 21, 2004, 01:14:26 PM »
rolled-up pr0n magazine? ewwww paper cuts>_<
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 21, 2004, 02:01:08 PM »
I wonder if there's any extra value to the magazine being a pr0n magazine or if any other magazine would have worked just as well.
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 21, 2004, 02:21:35 PM »
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14. Frozen pig's tail
this is the only one that makes sense.
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 21, 2004, 03:04:01 PM »
Dunno why he just didn't pop some Ex-Lax & let it thaw.  
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« Reply #7 on: Sep 21, 2004, 03:04:59 PM »
Well, the least amount of no sense.
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 21, 2004, 11:53:39 PM »
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I wonder if there's any extra value to the magazine being a pr0n magazine or if any other magazine would have worked just as well.
Highlights!
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 22, 2004, 08:45:20 AM »
No, not the Goofus & Gallant Glory Hole issue!  :blink:  
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 23, 2004, 01:00:56 AM »
Goofus just dives in!  Ouch!!
Gallant lubes and wears a condom.
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« Reply #11 on: Sep 23, 2004, 08:19:17 AM »
An Onion...and a cattle horn?
The hell you say!
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« Reply #12 on: Sep 24, 2004, 08:32:41 AM »
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Goofus just dives in! Ouch!!
Gallant lubes and wears a condom.

 :lol: !!!  Damn, how did I miss this yesterday?  The next free-range kid that annoys me at the dentist is going to get read aloud to from Highlights!  :P
 
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« Reply #13 on: Sep 24, 2004, 04:13:00 PM »
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5. Ice pick
9. Pair of glasses
 
so that's where all the missing pairs of glasses go.

what the fuck?
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« Reply #14 on: Sep 25, 2004, 12:57:59 AM »
At least the horn isn't attached at the time... or so I'm assuming.
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