I actually saw V and V the movie at blockbuster.

"Voilą! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-ą-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. "

Edit: Translation
Behold, at first glance a humble stage actor, chosen by fate against his will as both the victim and villain. This face you see now is not just a layer of vanity, it is a remnant of the voice of the people, which has now gone and disappeared. However, this brave return of a past annoyance stands reborn, and has promised to conquer the evil and corrupt who promote greed and the violent suppression of free will. The only choice is revenge, held as a candle in the darkness, not in vain, for the value and the truth of this quest shall lead the watchful and the righteous to freedom. But in truth, this thick soup of words is becoming excessive, so let me simply say that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.