Author Topic: o.o I AM ALIVE!!! (Read 21171 times)

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #30 on:** Aug 24, 2004, 07:21:42 PM »

*falls asleep at the computer desk*

Fiero · « **Reply #31 on:** Aug 24, 2004, 10:10:19 PM »

How the HELL did you kill bamboo? That shit is hardy pretty much EVERYWHERE.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #32 on:** Aug 24, 2004, 10:39:36 PM »

THATS what is strange, i mean, from one day to another it was all yellow

Fiero · « **Reply #33 on:** Aug 24, 2004, 10:49:57 PM »

Pesticide? Perfume? Jizz?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #34 on:** Aug 24, 2004, 10:56:58 PM »

i dont think any of those would be the cause for a bamboo to turn suddenly yellow

blanktoe · « **Reply #35 on:** Aug 25, 2004, 12:24:49 AM »

she must have pissed on it. Tell the truth FAYE!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #36 on:** Aug 25, 2004, 09:51:35 AM »

unless i have a penis, i dont think i would have been able to pee in that jar

tomduo · « **Reply #37 on:** Aug 25, 2004, 11:34:11 AM »

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I didn't know Tom was even in danger.

Eh, I still say I wasn't

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #38 on:** Aug 25, 2004, 12:16:13 PM »

We're having an ongoing feud with our next-door neighbor whom we call Saruman because he wants to cut down all the trees on the property line....the guy has cut down EVERY TREE in his front & back yard including two sycamores that were planted in the 40's & shaded our living room. He had guys with machetes cut down ALL the foliage in the back where our fence is, so now we have no more owls, plus we're on stage to 5 households every time we go out the back door because of the way the yards are situated. Total bastard. :angry:

As the trees are on his side of the line, we gave up and are having an 8' cedar fence built on that side. In exchange for having to shell out about $1600 (fence line is over 100'), I ordered 400 kudzu seeds and will be pitching them into his back yard over the winter.

For those not familiar with what kudzu can accomplish unchecked, here are a few pictures:

Don't stay still too long!

At average growth of 8" - 12" a day, he should be busy next year.

The D · « **Reply #39 on:** Aug 25, 2004, 12:52:29 PM »

I've tried my hand at gardening, but I either have to spend a bit every year on perennials and annuals that don't always come up every year, or throw down seeds and hope they grow.

This year I decided to take a bare patch of yard, put rocks around it, and use a "instant perennial garden" mix to try to get something to grow there. So far so good, the plants started sprouting quickly. But, within a week, I started noticing the leaves were being chewed off.

Same thing happens to the plants I transplant, I've lost about half the stuff I've planted. Can't be insects, I've sprayed for them.

I suspect rabbits, I see them a lot. Or rodents. Should get some poison and a shotgun. <_<

tomduo · « **Reply #40 on:** Aug 25, 2004, 09:18:11 PM »

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We're having an ongoing feud with our next-door neighbor whom we call Saruman because he wants to cut down all the trees on the property line....the guy has cut down EVERY TREE in his front & back yard including two sycamores that were planted in the 40's & shaded our living room. He had guys with machetes cut down ALL the foliage in the back where our fence is, so now we have no more owls, plus we're on stage to 5 households every time we go out the back door because of the way the yards are situated. Total bastard. :angry:

As the trees are on his side of the line, we gave up and are having an 8' cedar fence built on that side. In exchange for having to shell out about $1600 (fence line is over 100'), I ordered 400 kudzu seeds and will be pitching them into his back yard over the winter.

For those not familiar with what kudzu can accomplish unchecked, here are a few pictures:

Don't stay still too long!

At average growth of 8" - 12" a day, he should be busy next year.

YAY KUDZU!!!

Fiero · « **Reply #41 on:** Aug 25, 2004, 09:56:20 PM »

That plant is pretty fucking cool.

tomduo · « **Reply #42 on:** Aug 25, 2004, 11:08:50 PM »

Proof of Japanese supremacy.

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Aug 26, 2004, 01:33:29 AM »

At our old house, our gay neighbor asked to prune our tree since some of the branches were hanging over the yard. My mom said sure and a couple of weeks later, a third of the damn tree was missing. It's like he reached two yards into our yard and annihilated everything he could reach. Bastard. What really pisses me off is when he would whine that he wanted us to cut our tree in the front yard because the leaves go into his yard, but he has TWO trees in his front yard!!! Why should we be left without a tree while he gets all the shade? Shithole. Cut your own damn trees!

Oh and after he butchers our tree and prunes his own, he throws the branches on the curb for pick-up... OUR curb. Meanwhile, his own curb is neat and clean. He always does that for brush pick-up. FUCKING ASS.

Fiero · « **Reply #44 on:** Aug 26, 2004, 02:47:37 AM »

Nuri, it's time to realize, everyone you have a problem with, every single one, there's a very good answer to all these troubles. Slit their fucking throats in their sleep. Don't hesititate. Get some tranquilizers just in case they're not asleep, and slit their fucking throats. Go, and be at peace, bizatch.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #45 on:** Aug 26, 2004, 11:02:55 AM »

If you've got the chainsaw Nuri, I've got the freezer!

tomduo · « **Reply #46 on:** Aug 26, 2004, 01:42:05 PM »

Just burn his fucking house down.

B E C K · « **Reply #47 on:** Aug 27, 2004, 02:15:47 AM »

Dare I live the American dream? I could always just skip the tree and say it's because he called my mom a "pendejo".

Max Con · « **Reply #48 on:** Aug 27, 2004, 07:07:28 AM »

Yeah. Burn it.

Fiero · « **Reply #49 on:** Aug 27, 2004, 07:32:04 AM »

Burn it ALIVE!!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #50 on:** Aug 27, 2004, 09:26:50 AM »

Wonder if that law is still on the Texas books permitting the killing of a man for being "no good"?

tomduo · « **Reply #51 on:** Aug 29, 2004, 12:10:23 AM »

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Dare I live the American dream? I could always just skip the tree and say it's because he called my mom a "pendejo".

Swear at the maricon in Japanese.