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« on: Aug 25, 2004, 12:22:02 PM »
Dammit Nuri, It says my sig's too long. And I had to delete most of my favorite ones. :(


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How is THIS too long?
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #1 on: Aug 26, 2004, 01:36:44 AM »
How ISN'T it too long?  It's nine whole lines.

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« Reply #2 on: Aug 26, 2004, 02:51:58 AM »
"Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky! Seven lines for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone!  Nine lines for mortal men doomed to die! One line for the dark king on his throne . . ."

See, in your case, your mortal man, and you're doomed to die, so you don't have much control.  So you should just shorten it to seven or three lines, so that you'll not die, at least not for a very long time.  Unless someone murders you, which will probally happen.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #3 on: Aug 26, 2004, 01:03:37 PM »
Yea, but what if I had a sig with some pictures in it. URLs can be really long sometimes :(
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #4 on: Aug 26, 2004, 01:15:34 PM »
I still say it's your spoon that's causing the problems.  :P  
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« Reply #5 on: Aug 26, 2004, 01:57:52 PM »
Yes... my 'spoon' is too big to fit in the 'bowl'.


Now, how will I eat my 'milk' and 'Lucky Charms'?



















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« Reply #6 on: Aug 27, 2004, 01:13:15 AM »
I'll say.

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« Reply #7 on: Aug 27, 2004, 07:29:27 AM »
Quote
I'll say.
Wow, that's dirty.  You should be imprisoned.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you