I only took me about eight months...

[B E C K]

...to realize that I could just keep a bottle at work and refill it with their already purified water or whatever instead of buying brand-new bottles of water and hauling them to work all the time.  Just thought I'd share the fact I'm a fuckin' genius.  Carry on with your lives.

[IDE]

It's taken me 6 years to realize that it's not enough to be super awesome in bed wielding a thick meat hammer like Mjolnir and slamming out hot chicks left and right to feel fulfilled.  But unlike you I think it may be too late for me to turn this around.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

I usually keep a 2L bottle of Coca Cola at work to refill my bottle, or go to the water fountain if I'm feeling calorie guilty.

[B E C K]

But unlike you I think it may be too late for me to turn this around.

I don't get what you're saying here.  You're not that old.  What are we talking about here?  60?  61?  You still have a third of your life left here or possibly much less.  No, really, I don't know why you couldn't turn it around.  Unless you mean being a teen model or some junk because, yeah, it's too late for that.

I usually keep a 2L bottle of Coca Cola at work to refill my bottle.

[Merla]That's liquid SUUUUUGAR!![/Merla]

[IDE]

I laughed a little.

Yeah you're right I can still become a dedicated arteest and stop chasing tail.

But I keep getting wrapped up in it.  Maybe I should combine the two...SHEENIUS! 

I just had multiple ideagasms.

[B E C K]

Wean yourself off the tail chasing bit by bit.  Similar to how Merla weaned herself off of meat.  (Not man-meat, other meat.)

[Rama]

I don't think anyone thought Merla weened herself off Man-Meat.


Holla!

[B E C K]

 

[Rama]

Don't be hatin'.

[B E C K]

 

[Rama]

I am shamed!