Author Topic: Happy New Year (Read 7670 times)

Fiero · « **on:** Jan 01, 2011, 02:52:13 AM »

Happy fucking new year!

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 02, 2011, 12:26:05 AM »

Happy New Year! I worked. Then I went home and played Mario Kart Wii. Then I streamed some old Maria Bamford stand-up and drank sparkling grape juice from a shot glass.

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 02, 2011, 01:02:40 AM »

Different number...same old crap.

Fiero · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 02, 2011, 04:36:07 PM »

I was at the hospital. My cousin who is around two years younger than me has double pneumonia all the way. Fucking blows.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 04, 2011, 12:38:25 AM »

How'd he get it?

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 04, 2011, 02:15:10 AM »

In a pneumonia three way?

Fiero · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 04, 2011, 04:41:54 PM »

I don't know how he got it, probably by being a dumbass.

gwynn · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 04, 2011, 06:41:35 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Jan 04, 2011, 02:15:10 AM

In a pneumonia three way?

Sounds icky. In so many ways.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 05, 2011, 01:38:14 AM »

Sounds like some fetish involving a mucas-filled lung.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 05, 2011, 02:58:34 PM »

Having dissected and inserted probes into them (not my personal one, though), they don't like to give them back once inserted.

So when Jack Nicholson threatened to tear out someone's lungs in the Burton movie, it makes me wonder what he was gonna do with them.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 06, 2011, 01:00:58 AM »

Make a Betsy Johnson purse?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 06, 2011, 01:35:49 AM »

fuck I LOVE betsey johnson!
its betsey btw

HAPPY NEW YEARRR

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 06, 2011, 09:27:20 PM »

I knew I mispelled something but I thought it might've been the Johnson part.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 06, 2011, 11:38:42 PM »

Heh. Johnson.

Fiero · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 07, 2011, 03:37:39 PM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 06, 2011, 11:38:42 PM

Heh. Johnson.

I was going to say that.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 11, 2011, 07:44:57 PM »

Peter Dick Johnson is an awesome fucking name. In fact, both Fifi and Shwiggie should've been named "Richard". I'm undecided on which combination of "Dick" + Last Name is funnier.

Fiero · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 11, 2011, 08:31:47 PM »

Dick Moore?

LOL.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 11, 2011, 11:09:58 PM »

But is it funnier than Dick Wiggins?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 12, 2011, 12:46:48 AM »

You leave off the obvious: Richard Dick.

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 12, 2011, 01:23:14 AM »

Mylong, Dick.

Only funny if you put it up phonebook style though.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 12, 2011, 01:57:31 AM »

I know an attorney whose name is Dick.

Fiero · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 12, 2011, 03:16:59 AM »

What's funny about that?

Sam · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 12, 2011, 08:58:37 AM »

It's a woman.

Fiero · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 12, 2011, 04:10:40 PM »

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 12, 2011, 07:37:20 PM »

He's Dick, the attorney. DICK.

Fiero · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 12, 2011, 09:44:22 PM »

So what? If his name was something like Dick Women, or Dick Dock maybe that would be funny, but Dick on it's own is just pretty regular.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 12, 2011, 11:00:30 PM »

He has The Honorable Dick on his letterhead.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #27 on:** Jan 13, 2011, 08:17:57 AM »