Author Topic: Bleh.... (Read 7546 times)

Delerious Bernie · « **on:** Nov 05, 2004, 11:08:01 AM »

I'm dizzy and according to this little forehead strip out of the first aid kit, I have a fever of almost 102.

I'm outta here. :wacko:

Max Con · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 05, 2004, 03:28:46 PM »

Dare Eddie to kiss you.

blanktoe · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 05, 2004, 06:14:47 PM »

Good GOD! Eddie done knocked her up!! CUT HIS BALLS OFF!!!

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 06, 2004, 01:00:06 AM »

102? Boiled brains!

Jeez the last time I had a bad fever it was like 104. Shitty shitty shitty feeling.

Bitch · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 06, 2004, 01:02:56 AM »

You shoulda waited a little bit and thrown up on one of those crazy republican women you work with.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 08:48:46 AM »

Good idea, B. I may today - going to the doc around 10; just in for damage control on the desk.

And Eddie keeps his balls. At least as of this morning, I KNOW that's not the problem.

Fiero · « **Reply #6 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 09:10:40 AM »

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Good idea, B. I may today - going to the doc around 10; just in for damage control on the desk.

And Eddie keeps his balls. At least as of this morning, I KNOW that's not the problem.

Bernie in a hurry · « **Reply #7 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 09:46:50 AM »

I GOTS DA CURSE!! AUNT FLO! THE COTTON PONY IS SADDLED UP!!

Try to be discreet and you get question marks.... <_<

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #8 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 10:06:49 AM »

Wow, you too? Kary's all menstrual too, good thing I bought Drumsticks. Mmmm, fudgy.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #9 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 02:40:43 PM »

I'm PMSing, I can tell because I'm eating more than I usually do!

The D · « **Reply #10 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 02:48:30 PM »

*takes away food*

Now Now Chels, you have to maintain that lovely figure of yours. You can't go eating yourself 20 more pounds.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #11 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 02:54:26 PM »

*cough*desperate*cough*

blanktoe · « **Reply #12 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 06:00:03 PM »

Can we change the name of the thread to" I aint got no baby daddy but I'm on the rag"?

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 10:47:11 PM »

I'm not. Freedom! Carrie is not at the prom.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #14 on:** Nov 10, 2004, 08:08:13 AM »

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Can we change the name of the thread to" I aint got no baby daddy but I'm on the rag"?

No. <_< I'd change it to the "Sinus-infection-that's-migrated-to-my-ear" thread, but there's not enough room. And if guys experienced what feels like a mosh pit of badgers with tasers claws in their guts every month, they wouldn't mock.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #15 on:** Nov 10, 2004, 10:57:08 AM »

Get a ZPack, if you don't have insurance, they should be 50-60 bucks. They are very much worth it.

blanktoe · « **Reply #16 on:** Nov 10, 2004, 11:07:43 AM »

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Can we change the name of the thread to" I aint got no baby daddy but I'm on the rag"?

No. <_< I'd change it to the "Sinus-infection-that's-migrated-to-my-ear" thread, but there's not enough room. And if guys experienced what feels like a mosh pit of badgers with tasers claws in their guts every month, they wouldn't mock.

c'mon man, don't blame us because you have pussy powet on your side. With great powet comes great pain or something like that..

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #17 on:** Nov 10, 2004, 11:23:47 AM »

Hey, I just thought of something - if the government uses the Bible as justification to ban gay marriage, shouldn't women have to stay home during their Term of Uncleanliness every month as is stated in Leviticus? And since Bible-based rulings would be federal laws, our companies would have to continue full salary while we're banned for being ritually Unclean, right?

WOOHOO!!!! A week's paid vacation every month!!

*sings "Give Me That Old-Time Religion"*

blanktoe · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 10, 2004, 11:38:27 AM »

wait you're moving to canada. No paid vacation every month for you!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 10, 2004, 12:17:29 PM »

Shit. :angry:

blanktoe · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 10, 2004, 01:35:58 PM »

While we're on the subject, are you gonna be able to take all of your animals?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 10, 2004, 03:43:01 PM »

That's one of the things Eddie has to find out. If we can't, we're going to tough it out here until sanity is restored, if ever. When we got all our critters, it was for the duration for each of their lives. We've only had to find another home for one of our foundlings, and that was because she wasn't happy about sharing attention with the other cats.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Nov 11, 2004, 12:11:21 AM »

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Get a ZPack, if you don't have insurance, they should be 50-60 bucks. They are very much worth it.

A ZPack? Is that like a Gameshark or something? :huh:

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #23 on:** Nov 11, 2004, 03:46:03 PM »

Antibiotics slang. I called my doc, but she says lawsuits are a'flying over over alleged liver damage, plus past users have complained of coffee-ground-like stools.

Must not mix well with Houston water. Anyway, I'm in the disgusting stage they like to call "productive coughing", so I'm on the mend. B)

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Nov 11, 2004, 10:50:24 PM »

Coffee-ground stools... Well it might beat having to go out and buy Folgers every week.

Author Topic: Bleh.... (Read 7546 times)

Delerious Bernie

Bernie in a hurry