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Re: Topic 4: Springtime.
« Reply #30 on: Jun 12, 2009, 02:14:44 PM »
It was an aunt, but that has nothing to do with anything.
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Re: Topic 4: Springtime.
« Reply #31 on: Jun 12, 2009, 10:10:00 PM »
Oh course not...

*writes "NUTS!" in his notebook. *

Now tell me about your mother.
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Re: Topic 4: Springtime.
« Reply #32 on: Jun 13, 2009, 06:30:48 PM »
She neglected my brother during adolesence turning him into Phillip J Fry, she divorced my father after getting cancer and 2 years from his retirement, causing thousands of court costs (all of which he had to pay for, which wiped out his retirement) and took half of his remaining stuff, said Kary was an evil manipulitive cunt, oh and then stole my brother's car when he was going to school and working because SURVEY SAYS, it was hers anyways. Now she lives in his Florida condo fucking some loser guy who's drunk during the day. Lovely, ain't it.
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Topic 4: Springtime.
« Reply #33 on: Jun 14, 2009, 01:36:59 AM »
And how does that make you feel?
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Re: Topic 4: Springtime.
« Reply #34 on: Jun 14, 2009, 10:16:58 AM »
Glad that she'll die alone because she already had cancer once, now she works at a supermarket.
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Topic 4: Springtime.
« Reply #35 on: Jun 16, 2009, 06:36:03 PM »
Does she hook you up with discount groceries?  It's the least she could do.
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Re: Topic 4: Springtime.
« Reply #36 on: Jun 17, 2009, 05:16:54 AM »
Oh god no. Yeah, that would never happen. If I ever showed up I'm sure she'd try to get me and my Dad arrested for harassment by simply seeing me.

Also, yesterday I found out that she sold her and my Dad's burial plots to her family. Now her aunt and gay uncle will be resting in their burial plots.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Topic 4: Springtime.
« Reply #37 on: Jun 18, 2009, 10:17:42 PM »
Did you Dad want to be buried next to her anyway?
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Re: Topic 4: Springtime.
« Reply #38 on: Jun 19, 2009, 09:10:00 PM »
Not really, but the thing was worth 20k, and she just sold it to a family member.
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.
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