Author Topic: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script (Read 7771 times)

Rama · « **on:** Dec 05, 2008, 01:14:58 PM »

http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994%3ABlogPost%3A355506

Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 05, 2008, 02:22:15 PM »

A huge rack would have only helped Rachael Dawes. "But which one of the internets do we hack?" Pure gold. Liquid gold.

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 05, 2008, 09:10:36 PM »

"An Ameircan Flag (CGI)" was my fav.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 06, 2008, 12:53:23 AM »

I love how people were commenting with "I"m not even sure if this script is real..." I mean, if you even thought for a second it was real, you don't deserve to reproduce.

Derrick · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 06, 2008, 10:09:54 AM »

Old shit is oooooooooooooooooooold.

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 06, 2008, 11:35:12 AM »

Was new to me.

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 06, 2008, 05:44:37 PM »

A sunrise is new to a newborn.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 07, 2008, 11:30:27 AM »

Teehee.

Rama · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 08, 2008, 11:06:16 AM »

Yeah and while the baby is enjoying his first sunrise someone comes up and yells "Old shit is oooooooooooooooooooold." at him. Then he cries. Good job jerk.

Derrick · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 08, 2008, 11:14:33 AM »

Fuck that kid, he'll grow up to drive like shit, anyways.

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 08, 2008, 10:20:43 PM »

And that kid...that child that saw the sunrise for the first time. Well he turned out to be our 16th president....Abraham Lincoln. And now you know....the rest of the story.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 09, 2008, 08:41:49 PM »

That he's tall and dead?

Derrick · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 10, 2008, 10:38:41 AM »

He was a great man, great at acting like a shooting target.

Rama · « **Reply #13 on:** Dec 10, 2008, 01:16:14 PM »

Boooo too soon. It's only been around 150 years.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Dec 11, 2008, 02:05:48 PM »

You've should've made a JFK Jr. joke instead.

Derrick · « **Reply #15 on:** Dec 12, 2008, 06:06:23 AM »

How do I fly plane?

Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #16 on:** Dec 12, 2008, 09:40:48 AM »

You needed a picture of one of those cats wearing an aviator scarf sitting in a cardboard box with cardboard wings and text: How does I fly a plane?

Merla · « **Reply #17 on:** Dec 12, 2008, 10:00:49 AM »

Derrick · « **Reply #18 on:** Dec 12, 2008, 01:25:35 PM »

But then that would infer the kitty died a horrible death while arguing with his wife and her lesbian lover.

Poor Kitty

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #19 on:** Dec 12, 2008, 03:34:30 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Dec 12, 2008, 01:25:35 PM

But then that would infer the kitty died a horrible death while arguing with his wife and her lesbian lover.

Poor Kitty

That kitty didn't really die, it was just pretend.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Dec 14, 2008, 11:58:55 PM »

Maybe the kitty had it coming?