"My son doesn't understand. Everything he sees, he wants."

[B E C K]

Unlike every other child in the fucking known world.  That gem is from here:

Parents bitch to toy companies to stop advertising toys to children because parents can't afford to spoil them this year, don't have the balls to say "no", and/or whatever other fucking stupid reason.

Here's one my favorite parts:

"I had one parent who said she'd prostitute herself to get what her child wants," Almodovar said.

Shit, someone call social services. 

[Derrick]

Wow.

[Rama]

Hey if I had to go without the USS Flagg when I was a kid..I'm sure these kids will be fine if they don't get a Kota.

Shit man...just more people trying to blame their own hang ups and choices one someone or something else.

[Bitey the Snail]

Ha, yeah.  It's like "Welcome to parenthood".  I like that one goober that wants the commercials to sell the toy to him so he can decide.  Just what every kid wants: dad picking out their toys.

[IDE]

It's rare that I read something so stupid that I'm actually tempted to google the person's name and email them.

[B E C K]

DO IT.