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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #30 on: Nov 23, 2007, 05:08:01 PM »
HEY DUMMY!!! WHAT IS SAID IN THE DEN STAYS IN THE DEN!  I'm talking to you IDE!
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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #31 on: Nov 23, 2007, 05:16:24 PM »
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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #32 on: Nov 23, 2007, 08:39:06 PM »
Jesus Christ in a beechbark canoe!
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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #33 on: Nov 23, 2007, 09:00:25 PM »
Quote from: IDE on Nov 22, 2007, 07:58:31 PM
Yeah thats why I was wondering if it hurts, because the few times I've seen this happen the girl doesn't seem to be writhing in agony the way you would imagine.  One time I saw a prolapse that came out a little and then sucked itself back in on its own.  Then the guy who was plunging her stood back, grabbed her ass and shook it, then gave it a few smacks and lo and behold SPLURRRB! The pick sock exploded out again longer than before.

That guy was like the fonz working on a broken juke box he was.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWW
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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #34 on: Nov 23, 2007, 10:21:41 PM »
No shit, Happy Days refrences? What is this, Family Guy?
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #35 on: Nov 23, 2007, 10:31:33 PM »
Does that mean someone's balls are mistakeningly on their chin right now?
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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #36 on: Nov 23, 2007, 10:33:02 PM »
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #37 on: Nov 23, 2007, 11:25:53 PM »
Quote from: Derrick on Nov 23, 2007, 10:21:41 PM
No shit, Happy Days refrences? What is this, Family Guy?


No one's said "This is worse then the time ______" and then acted it out yet. So I think we are safe. For now.
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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #38 on: Nov 23, 2007, 11:55:30 PM »
Like the time I punched Hitler in the face?
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #39 on: Nov 24, 2007, 10:10:16 AM »
This is worst than the time I shared an apartment in the Batcave!
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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #40 on: Nov 24, 2007, 12:54:21 PM »
This is worst than the time I punched Hitler in the face for an apartment in the Batcave!
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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #41 on: Nov 24, 2007, 06:46:49 PM »
Remember the time I snorted coke with Barbara Streisand?
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #42 on: Nov 25, 2007, 12:39:22 AM »
Yeah. We're boned.
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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #43 on: Nov 25, 2007, 02:07:19 PM »
Everybody sing!
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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #44 on: Nov 25, 2007, 11:18:37 PM »
Quote from: Derrick on Nov 23, 2007, 10:21:41 PM
No shit, Happy Days refrences? What is this, Family Guy?

The family guy writer is on strike and broke, so he's writing for our forum for spare change.
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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #45 on: Nov 26, 2007, 02:01:51 PM »
I didn't know manatees needed spare change.
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