Author Topic: Wark! (Read 13269 times)

Bitch · « **on:** Oct 24, 2007, 10:13:08 AM »

Just an "I'm not dead yet" post. I won't have regular internet again for quite a while, and I missed all of you so damn much that I had to post something. I'm moving to Utah this spring to be molested by mormons, maybe I can get internet then.

Give me love!

EDIT: Crunchy Greenie. Tee hee.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 24, 2007, 12:10:21 PM »

The Mormons will give you all the internet you want if you just marry a guy who already has 3 wives.

IDE · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 24, 2007, 03:41:59 PM »

Pfft you could have just let me molest you and stayed where you were.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 24, 2007, 06:41:51 PM »

Ew. AND YAY!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 25, 2007, 01:05:00 AM »

I didn't miss you.

Bitch · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 25, 2007, 02:14:09 PM »

Chels: Yeah they'll give me internet, but they'll put me in the stocks for looking up pr0n and taking birth control behind their backs.

IDE: Ew. Also, Utah is closer to California, where you'll be moving anyway. :p

E: *hug*

Megs:

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 25, 2007, 11:25:39 PM »

Yeah, fuck you Megs.

BITTTTTTTTTTTTCHY!!!

Why you moving to Utah? Were you looking for a state lamer than Kansas? Ha ha ho. Aw, I kid. I keeeed!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 26, 2007, 07:54:25 AM »

Quote from: Bitch on Oct 25, 2007, 02:14:09 PM

Chels: Yeah they'll give me internet, but they'll put me in the stocks for looking up pr0n and taking birth control behind their backs.

IDE: Ew. Also, Utah is closer to California, where you'll be moving anyway. :p

E: *hug*

Megs:

Derrick · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 26, 2007, 08:21:58 AM »

*hugs* BE SAFE!

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 26, 2007, 02:39:08 PM »

Wow....that post made this thread as gay as Dumbledore's Army.

Hey that does work pretty good.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 29, 2007, 12:39:03 AM »

But he wasn't hugging Megs. You fail.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 29, 2007, 10:02:16 AM »

No.

We all fail.

Bitch · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 29, 2007, 10:20:30 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 25, 2007, 11:25:39 PM

Yeah, fuck you Megs.

BITTTTTTTTTTTTCHY!!! Why you moving to Utah? Were you looking for a state lamer than Kansas? Ha ha ho. Aw, I kid. I keeeed!

My brother lives in Salt Lake, and he says it's about fifty separate delicious flavors of awesome. We were both raised in Wichita, and our tastes usually agree, so I'm all for it. He's been trying to get me out there ever since he moved, and a series of events that have happened over the last couple months pushed me to the decision.

As expensive as everything is out there, you can get most of it free if you know how, it's easier to find a well-paying job, and the bus system doesn't suck. Here, you have to have kids or be homeless or have a really big purse to get free stuff, most of the jobs are either corporate or fast food or retail, and the buses only run about 10 hours a day with extremely limited routes. Most of the mormons are in Provo, they're constantly having cultural festivals (more free stuff!), the people are nice, and you don't have creepy men trying to get you in their cars every time you go for a walk.

Plus, Marcus is there, and he's the coolest guy in the world. <3

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 29, 2007, 11:48:55 AM »

Okay, awesome. You're going to SLC. Biggest city there = coolness. I'm waiting to see "Across the Universe" by the way, but I've been listening to Dana Fuchs' rendition of "Helter Skelter" repeatedly over the last few days.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 29, 2007, 10:20:55 PM »

Yeah.

Marcus!

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 29, 2007, 11:46:04 PM »

Looks like we lost another one to Dumbledore's Army.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 30, 2007, 02:35:32 PM »

You've been waiting to use that, haven't you?

Bitch · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 30, 2007, 10:15:07 PM »

Across the Universe is awesome. I saw it opening night, and it was the greatest braingasm ever. I love Prudence so much. <3

You don't have to be in Dumbledore's Army to love Marcus. I know many a straight man who would suck Marcus's balls if only to spend more time in his presence.

Derrick · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 30, 2007, 10:22:22 PM »

Who is Marcus?

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 30, 2007, 11:27:57 PM »

Who isn't Marcus? Aren't we all a little bit Marcus?

Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Oct 30, 2007, 02:35:32 PM

You've been waiting to use that, haven't you?

Yes.

Bitch · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 01, 2007, 12:17:45 PM »

Marcus is my bro. He's the one in the middle. Miina's on top, Adam's on bottom. <3

IDE · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 01, 2007, 07:07:51 PM »

The guy with a mohawk is a chick?

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Nov 02, 2007, 10:39:26 AM »

That's certainly my interpretation of it.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #23 on:** Nov 03, 2007, 09:27:55 AM »

HOLY GAWD. THE MOHAWKS Is trying to eat the baby! Or that guys shoulder!

Bitch · « **Reply #24 on:** Nov 05, 2007, 01:57:04 PM »

The only time she ever had boobs was when she was pregnant, and she's skinnier than Marcus, but yes, that's a chick.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Nov 05, 2007, 05:49:32 PM »

I always wanted a mohawk but never went for it.