Well my car was broken into a little over a week ago. So I need to cite examples of prices for the things I lost.
And then 4 days ago I smashed the car into the rear end of an SUV because some filthy el douche decided to stop traffic and ogle 2 cars on the side of the road.
So basically I was robbed and my vehicle was destroyed in less than a fortnight.
Sure is good to be home in vice city.
He's pimping out his apartment.
No...sadly on top of all that good luck I'm staying with mommy until I move out to L.A. which will be at least 2-3 months after my shoulder (and possibly knee) surgery. And since I don't know anyone here and can't speak spanish (which means I won't be making any new friends) my human contact is limited mostly to my parents which means I'll be super fucking weird by the time this over.
I think I'm going to try to start writing a book or a screen play.