HOW DARE YOU OPPRESS WHAT IS 1/4 OF MY HERITIDGE! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE OF HUMANITY! THE IRISH PEOPLE DID NOT SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF THE DIMWITED FAGGISH BRITS FOR YOU TO MAKE GREEN RABBITS!
...fuck, this makes me want to drink.
I know what you're thinking, but I am part Scottish and Native American, too. So stuff it.