My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)

[B E C K]

Aw, thank you.  You're a nice guy after all.

[Bernie AKA]

Can I borrow it for performance reviews?  If I have a penis, I'll get more money.  I'll cut you in, of course.

[B E C K]

That's a great idea.  I'd like to borrow it whenever the time comes to get an internship.

[The D]

But I meant virginity in a more sexual way! Last time I was here, he was still a virgin. Is he still one>

Well, most people around these parts think I done slept with a teenager. Which would make me not a virgin. I'll just leave it up in the air anyway, since I don't think anyone really cares.

You're not offering yourself to me, are you faye? o_O

[B E C K]

Try offering her some jew gold.

[IDE]

You guys can time share it.  Just walk into your bosses offices waving it around like a scepter.

[B E C K]

Awesome.

[Bernie AKA]

 So are they detachable penii or just the mini-firehose variety?

[Faye Valentine]

But I meant virginity in a more sexual way! Last time I was here, he was still a virgin. Is he still one>

Well, most people around these parts think I done slept with a teenager. Which would make me not a virgin. I'll just leave it up in the air anyway, since I don't think anyone really cares.

You're not offering yourself to me, are you faye? o_O

I'm just curious!

[B E C K]

Noting the lack of "no".   

[Faye Valentine]

nonononono!
lol

[IDE]

So are they detachable penii or just the mini-firehose variety?

I like the hose scenario where I'm outside the building drinking coffee.

[B E C K]

I'm a detachable fan myself.  You might be crabby that day, and that way I won't have to deal with you.