Author Topic: DARTH VADER STRIKES BACK! (Read 5659 times)

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **on:** Oct 07, 2004, 11:15:30 AM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,134683,00.html

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Darth Vader walks among us, and he's not in a happy mood.

That's according to Kissimmee, Fla., authorities, who reported over the weekend that a pizza deliveryman was nearly robbed by an imposing figure dressed as the "St*r WarzzZZ" bad guy.

"This is a criminal mind trying to think of things to do to victimize people," Osceola County Deputy Sheriff Al Dearmas told WFTV-TV of Orlando.

The deliveryman brought a pizza to a Kissimmee address Sunday night, said Dearmas, only to find no one home.

He got back into his car to drive away, when Darth Vader, mask, black outfit and all, suddenly materialized.

In a presumably commanding voice, the evil Sith Lord (search) ordered the deliveryman to give up all his cash.

The pizza man hit the gas and sped off, but not before getting a good zap from what may have been a laser blaster, a light saber or perhaps just a stun gun.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 07, 2004, 11:45:36 AM »

Odd...very odd. I actually had a dream that I did nearly the exact same thing last night.

Merla · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 07, 2004, 01:23:28 PM »

I posted that over at Powet. I was telling one of my co-workers about it and I couldn't stop laughing.

I was wonder why the heck someone would pick such a bulky disguise to commit crime in. <_<

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 07, 2004, 01:46:16 PM »

You don't know the powet of the Darkside. Size matters not. only in your mind.

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 07, 2004, 02:56:48 PM »

the question is why wouldn't you pick such a bulky disguse to do that in?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 07, 2004, 03:58:24 PM »

Yeah, why don't we all jsut ear Vader costumes to work from now on?

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 07, 2004, 10:50:35 PM »

That... is gay.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 12:10:16 AM »

No, no! Darth Vader.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 12:25:07 AM »

I bet the Vader guy just wanted to molest the pizza guy. That's the real motive here.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 01:21:53 PM »

...is that a lightsab- OH MY GOD!

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 09, 2004, 01:17:08 AM »

And he probably even makes the light saber whoosh noise while swingin' it around.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 09, 2004, 01:38:04 AM »

*splurt*

Impressive!

*splurt splurt*

Most Impressive...

MegatronYES · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 09, 2004, 03:07:39 AM »