Author Topic: NINJAS ARE REAL! (Read 3555 times)

Derrick · « **on:** May 09, 2007, 10:03:09 AM »

Ninja breaks into home, attacks people
By The Associated Press
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) - A man dressed like a ninja broke into an Orlando home, smashed furniture, attacked two people and then vanished without a trace.

Three people were inside the home watching a movie Sunday afternoon when the ninja ran in, punched one man in the mouth and then kicked another man.

The victims -- who did not want to be identified -- reported that the costumed man slammed the DVD player and VCR into a dresser. Then he pulled out a knife and started waiving it around. The victims say the intruder didn't steal anything from the house but took several pictures with his cell phone camera.

When it was time for the ninja to make his escape, he didn't disappear in a cloud of smoke. The victims say the man ran down the street to a black BMW and drove off.

(Copyright 2007 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

http://www.winknews.com/news/local/7417181.html

IDE · « **Reply #1 on:** May 09, 2007, 02:42:34 PM »

We need more crime like this.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #2 on:** May 09, 2007, 02:55:26 PM »

This is why you should listen to your insurance agent and always keep a fire extinguisher handy.

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** May 09, 2007, 03:00:13 PM »

Where is Chuck Norris when you need him?

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** May 09, 2007, 07:35:04 PM »

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When it was time for the ninja to make his escape, he didn't disappear in a cloud of smoke. The victims say the man ran down the street to a black BMW and drove off.

Why do these modern times insist on desecrating the ancient sacred arts? Bitch could've made a smoke bomb.

Derrick · « **Reply #5 on:** May 09, 2007, 09:25:32 PM »

Hey, a BMW is mysterious.

Rama · « **Reply #6 on:** May 09, 2007, 11:04:27 PM »

A Ninja with a cell phone? That doesn't seem right.

IDE · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2007, 03:20:28 AM »

Maybe not but I love the concept...especially if he was sporting a razr or katana phone.

Derrick · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:14:39 AM »

It better have been a katana.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:19:59 AM »

....Damn.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** May 10, 2007, 10:19:08 AM »

If only he was carrying around a surf board. He'd be a surf ninja.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #11 on:** May 10, 2007, 10:39:37 AM »

http://www.askaninja.com/

For all the answers.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2007, 06:56:14 PM »

Ask a Ninja...I remember that.