Author Topic: Another joke I won't tell Eddie's mom (Read 8871 times)

Rama · « **Reply #30 on:** Apr 29, 2007, 11:52:26 PM »

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My dad is Lutheran because he converted later on years ago because every few years his conscience bites him in the ass and he becomes all devout to teh lard. I have no idea if he still is or not because I don't think his gf is Lutheran and they mentioned looking for a church to go to.

Merla and I were raised Roman Catholic, were baptized as such and went to CCD for many years until Merla was in the 8th grade. My dad says because it got obscenely expensive, but Merla says it was because he was a cheapskate deadbeat and wouldn't hand over child support so we could afford to go. But I'm birdwalking: I knew you weren't Catholic (and DS, too). I only asked the Catholic question because once you said "no", I was gonna tell you to STFU. Tee hee.

You could have just gone ahead and said STFU and I wouldn't have had to read the whole post to get to it.

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The other day I was watching a religious cartoon (since that's one of our clear channels) and it was about Samson and Delilah. At the end, Samson goes batshit with the Philistines all screaming their asses off and it then zooms out to some cheerful looking boy who was all "And Samson killed many Philistines that day". And then the credits rolled.

Can't wait till they get to Lot's Cave. That's good cartoon material right there.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #31 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 12:29:51 AM »

They certainly won't cover that in VBS.

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 12:35:26 AM »

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My dad is Lutheran because he converted later on years ago because every few years his conscience bites him in the ass and he becomes all devout to teh lard. I have no idea if he still is or not because I don't think his gf is Lutheran and they mentioned looking for a church to go to.

Merla and I were raised Roman Catholic, were baptized as such and went to CCD for many years until Merla was in the 8th grade. My dad says because it got obscenely expensive, but Merla says it was because he was a cheapskate deadbeat and wouldn't hand over child support so we could afford to go. But I'm birdwalking: I knew you weren't Catholic (and DS, too). I only asked the Catholic question because once you said "no", I was gonna tell you to STFU. Tee hee.
You could have just gone ahead and said STFU and I wouldn't have had to read the whole post to get to it.

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The other day I was watching a religious cartoon (since that's one of our clear channels) and it was about Samson and Delilah. At the end, Samson goes batshit with the Philistines all screaming their asses off and it then zooms out to some cheerful looking boy who was all "And Samson killed many Philistines that day". And then the credits rolled.

Can't wait till they get to Lot's Cave. That's good cartoon material right there.

No one told you to read the whole thing, stupid. Anyway, this Lot's Cave thing sounds like a blast.

Rama · « **Reply #33 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 01:54:21 AM »

I thought it might have a point. You're right. I should have known better.

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Anyway, this Lot's Cave thing sounds like a blast.

If you like drunk guys fucking their own daughters then it's a A-number-1 party.

B E C K · « **Reply #34 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 01:49:14 PM »

Sounds like that urban legend where the sheriff's daughter was in the tent with her boyfriend and he didn't realize it until he let the deputy already do her. Or something like that. And then they put their Mexican dog in the microwave to dry, but it turned out to be a giant rat that had been sold into slavery and turned into a sideshow freak after she was kidnapped while on her honeymoon in Paris.

Rama · « **Reply #35 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 02:29:21 PM »

I guess. But it lacks the mass death of sodomites that the Lot story has.

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 04:08:36 PM »

I suppose those are pretty hard to come by.

IDE · « **Reply #37 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 04:41:53 PM »

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If you like drunk guys fucking their own daughters then it's a A-number-1 party.

sup 4chan! :3

B E C K · « **Reply #38 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 10:05:44 PM »

Would you really do that?

IDE · « **Reply #39 on:** May 01, 2007, 12:35:51 AM »

No.

Would you look at a comic strip about it?

Rama · « **Reply #40 on:** May 01, 2007, 02:38:46 PM »

No.

B E C K · « **Reply #41 on:** May 01, 2007, 02:41:08 PM »

No.

You were suppose to ask another question, dammit.

Rama · « **Reply #42 on:** May 01, 2007, 02:42:35 PM »

Do I really have to?

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** May 01, 2007, 11:29:03 PM »

Yes.

Did I or did I not just count that as your question?

Rama · « **Reply #44 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:35:37 AM »

Yes.

Would you still have asked another question even if you didn't?

B E C K · « **Reply #45 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:39:05 PM »

Are we still posting in English?

Derrick · « **Reply #46 on:** May 03, 2007, 12:23:32 AM »

Que?

B E C K · « **Reply #47 on:** May 03, 2007, 12:33:49 AM »

My Ramanese is rusty. I'll wait for Faye to translate this.

Rama · « **Reply #48 on:** May 03, 2007, 01:15:39 AM »

What wasn't clear about that?

Even if you didn't consider it a question would you still have asked one yourself?

B E C K · « **Reply #49 on:** May 03, 2007, 01:36:06 AM »

Return to your forest! We mean you no harm!!112ejogle