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Rama · « **Reply #30 on:** Feb 13, 2007, 11:38:30 PM »

For keeping the Cubans for moving further north?

IDE · « **Reply #31 on:** Feb 14, 2007, 02:00:50 AM »

Tom is a jew right? So technically yes that's why.

You see the jews have set up an outpost called Aventura in north miami where they keep the cubans at bay with their matza ball soup and 2 million dollar first floor condos.

They are the last bastion of defense against these fuckers legally invading the entire nation.

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Feb 14, 2007, 01:08:14 PM »

We need to cut off Florida and set it free.

Derrick · « **Reply #33 on:** Feb 14, 2007, 09:16:28 PM »

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Tom is a jew right? So technically yes that's why.

You see the jews have set up an outpost called Aventura in north miami where they keep the cubans at bay with their matza ball soup and 2 million dollar first floor condos.

They are the last bastion of defense against these fuckers legally invading the entire nation.

Catholic, actually, but everyone thinks I am a jew. I'd probably align myself spiritually with a mix of Deism and Islam, with a tad of Hinduism for flavor. Angels = Gods.

B E C K · « **Reply #34 on:** Feb 14, 2007, 11:20:51 PM »

Why do we think you're a jew? Besides your penchant for yarmulkes.

Rama · « **Reply #35 on:** Feb 14, 2007, 11:24:40 PM »

Tom's a jew!?!?! He's out of the club then.

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Feb 14, 2007, 11:37:00 PM »

Out of the club and into the oven, just like the pillsbury doughboy.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #37 on:** Feb 15, 2007, 08:16:15 AM »

MMMMmm...Doughboy...

B E C K · « **Reply #38 on:** Feb 15, 2007, 12:50:42 PM »

Crispy on the outside, moist on the inside.

Derrick · « **Reply #39 on:** Feb 15, 2007, 04:14:02 PM »

But is it Kosher?!

B E C K · « **Reply #40 on:** Feb 15, 2007, 10:12:42 PM »

Why does it matter? I'm not a filthy Jew like you.

Derrick · « **Reply #41 on:** Feb 16, 2007, 09:39:29 AM »

YOU HORRID ANTI-SEMITE! YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR POGROMS! MY UNCLE CHAIM DIED BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU! Actually, it was due to a bad sinus infection, but still.

B E C K · « **Reply #42 on:** Feb 16, 2007, 04:21:29 PM »

Yeah, we all know he got it because he kept cramming a dreidle up his nose. Or should I say schnoz.

Rama · « **Reply #43 on:** Feb 16, 2007, 10:47:20 PM »

That's where he kept his gold!

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #44 on:** Feb 16, 2007, 10:55:58 PM »

I seriously don't know what to think of this thread.

IDE · « **Reply #45 on:** Feb 17, 2007, 02:24:48 AM »

Then it's working as intended.

Derrick · « **Reply #46 on:** Feb 17, 2007, 07:18:49 AM »

*smacks Rama with a side of Lox* TAKE THAT, FILTHY EGYPTIAN! DON'T MAKE ME GO MOSES ON YOU!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #47 on:** Feb 17, 2007, 08:33:52 AM »

The only good Jew....is a RICH Jew!

Rama · « **Reply #48 on:** Feb 18, 2007, 12:15:36 AM »

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*smacks Rama with a side of Lox* TAKE THAT, FILTHY EGYPTIAN! DON'T MAKE ME GO MOSES ON YOU!

Just for that...I'm taking all your straw to make bricks.

B E C K · « **Reply #49 on:** Feb 18, 2007, 01:09:45 AM »

Then how the hell am I suppose to blow his house down?

IDE · « **Reply #50 on:** Feb 18, 2007, 03:10:04 AM »

if you're desperate to blow I will be more than happy to accomodate you with or without straw

Rama · « **Reply #51 on:** Feb 18, 2007, 04:44:58 AM »

Should have seen that one coming.

B E C K · « **Reply #52 on:** Feb 18, 2007, 04:06:41 PM »

I set myself up for that. <_<

Derrick · « **Reply #53 on:** Feb 19, 2007, 07:05:41 PM »

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Should have seen that one coming.

That's what the bukakae star said when she encountered premature ejaculation.