A horse is a horse of course of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course.
That is of course unless the horse
Is the famous Missus Ed!
Go right to the source and ask the horse.
Goin' down on Rick Solomon is what she'll endorse
She's always on a steady course.
Talk to Missus Ed!
People yakkity-yak a streak
And waste your time of day (or date a Greek),
but Missus Ed will never speak
Unless she has something stupid to say!
A horse is a horse of course of course,
Unless she's a whore, of course of course!
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well, listen to this...
"I am Missus Ed!"