Here's one I'm going to say if My Aunt Who NEVER SHOULD HAVE EXISTED ever tries to strike a conversation up with me ever again, as long as she is alive and breathing:
"Shut the fuck up, you fuck faced cunt. Shut your diseased face, nothing comes from it except poison, lies, and deceit, and I want NONE from you. SHUT UP. YOU DON'T SAY A DAMN WORD. You say another god damn word I'm punching you in your ugly face, because somebody should! You're a control freak, a worthless little peon in the grand scheme of the world that thinks she's important, but you're NOTHING. You're worth less than the bugs I scrape off my shoes, and it would be a merciful end to your life if one was simply to stab you in your god damn face and let your ugly soul get condemned to the EIGHTH Level of hell, Reserved especially for snakes like you! You POISONED Your own father, My GRANDFATHER! Against his son, My Father! You took advantage of a sick man in his dying days, and from then on your life was forfeit to me! I wouldn't cry one god damn tear if some maniac raped you, and left you bleeding in a fucking ditch, because it would be the most merciful fate to befall you. You try to CONTROL everything and make everyone's life hell as a result! And When You DO have control, you delegate to your DESPICABLE Niece, who's becoming the spitting image of Your ugly soul! And When she gets out of it, Rather than actually trying to KEEP control by exerting the slightest effort? You bail out and dump everything on us last minute, expecting us to pick up the pieces! YOU DID THIS TO YOUR OWN MOTHER! YOU DESPICABLE BEING! I could SLAP you! You have no sense of worth of family, you disrespect, use, abuse, and discard your own flesh and blood! The sheer sight of you makes me sick to my stomach, and even being in your presence makes me feel dirty! I despise you, Everything you stand for, and You are no longer related to me. In my world, you don't exist, and I will treat you as I would any other stranger. And when you die? When your corpse is rotting in the ground? I'll piss on your grave and dance. Now get the fuck out of my sight."
