I don't like Peeps.  I know, I'm weird but I'm not a marshmallow fan.

I posted that link on my Facebook.  Best prank ever.

A couple of my friends read the books and said they were awful, but they couldn't stop reading them.  I wouldn't go out of my way to see this, but if a friend had it at their house and we were bored then maybe...

I work in a restaurant above an Irish pub and they have a big celebration the Saturday before St Pat's.  So I worked 9 hours with no break serving beers in a really fucking crowded restaurant.  We had an Irish band play in the dining room, and people are dicks who don't move no matter how many times you push through them.  I could give two shits, but I got to drink while working so I couldn't complain too much.

That's more disturbing then some dude my boyfriend and I met outside a bar talking about how Ted Bundy was so cool.  He was like "Man it was so cool how he chased girls out into the woods and raped and killed him.  I want to do that!"  Fortunately, he couldn't afford the cover charge to go inside.

My Grandma gave me like $70!  Goddamn.

F-R-E-E that spells free!



My hair just got as long as I want it, now I want to chop it off.  Oh well, guess I'll never be satisfied.

I hate Bill O Reilly, that video with him is the funniest.

I still haven't decided on my gift to myself yet.  I'm sure I'll love it though.

I imagine you would be a hard person to buy for yourself.  Sometimes buying presents is so difficult.  I'd just get myself a gift card to a store I know I like.

Man I bet that  Jesus guy is pissed off his birtday fell on Christmas.

It sucks having your birthday so close to Christmas.  Everyone cops out and gives you "birthday/Christmas" presents.  Bullshit.

Woo Christmas!  I just did Christmas with my dad's family tonight - I brought the boyfriend and everyone seemed to like him.  The homemade Bailey's may have helped loosen the wagons though.  Tomorrow we get to wake up extra early to go over to my mom's for present unwrapping then leave and drive an hour to his family's house for more present unwrapping.

What are your guys' plans?



 

IDE, you wouldn't make it through boot camp. Basic training has too many sexually repressed females with really good bodies, and just enough who would risk sex during training, that you'd eventually get caught bumping uglies with someone in the laundry room and get kicked out.

What?  No sex during training?

Leather seats are only nice if they have seat warmers.

Not yet, but thank you!!!

I'm going sledding on Saturday.

His name probably isn't even Sam.  I don't know what to believe anymore.