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Title: Is it good or bad to masturbate before going on a date?
Post by: IDE on Nov 13, 2011, 08:34:49 PM

Movies and Television say it's a good idea but now years later I begin to question their logic.

I mean it takes away some of that killer instinct that drives you to put on a show of being interested in the vapid ramblings issuing forth from her ignorant maw.

What do you think?

Title: Re: Is it good or bad to masturbate before going on a date?
Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2011, 10:47:18 PM

(http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/emoticons/R-T/shrug2.gif)

Title: Re: Is it good or bad to masturbate before going on a date?
Post by: IDE on Nov 14, 2011, 01:43:19 AM

Hmm...yeah I don't if this applies to chicks.

Do you double click your mouse before seeing a guy?  I have no clue.

Title: Re: Is it good or bad to masturbate before going on a date?
Post by: B E C K on Nov 14, 2011, 02:51:48 PM

I click, hold, and drag.













Actually, no, that sounds painful.  You said it better than I did.

Title: Re: Is it good or bad to masturbate before going on a date?
Post by: Fiero on Nov 14, 2011, 03:44:34 PM

Science has apparently proven that masturbation is best done frequently. As to the exact situation, I have no particular answer other than: if you don't do it then, at least do it frequent.

Title: Re: Is it good or bad to masturbate before going on a date?
Post by: Rama on Nov 14, 2011, 03:54:46 PM

I don't know what any of you are talking about since I use a track ball.







No, not really.

Title: Re: Is it good or bad to masturbate before going on a date?
Post by: Fiero on Nov 14, 2011, 04:02:09 PM

Quote from: Rama on Nov 14, 2011, 03:54:46 PM

I don't know what any of you are talking about since I use a track ball.







No, not really.

No, you use a joystick.

Title: Re: Is it good or bad to masturbate before going on a date?
Post by: B E C K on Nov 15, 2011, 12:39:04 AM

Up your ass.  Sorry.  I had no computer-related metaphor for that.

Title: Re: Is it good or bad to masturbate before going on a date?
Post by: Rama on Nov 15, 2011, 01:14:51 AM

Quote from: Fiero on Nov 14, 2011, 04:02:09 PM

Quote from: Rama on Nov 14, 2011, 03:54:46 PM

I don't know what any of you are talking about since I use a track ball.









No, not really.

No, you use a joystick.

You're damn right I do.

Title: Re: Is it good or bad to masturbate before going on a date?
Post by: IDE on Nov 16, 2011, 02:24:49 AM

I've decided that I'm not going to do it anymore.  In fact I will only do it once the day of the date and make sure it was earlier in the day so that The Hunger is in full effect while we're out.  I want to pop like 16 boners just from her talking about how her day went.

Title: Re: Is it good or bad to masturbate before going on a date?
Post by: Fiero on Nov 16, 2011, 02:35:05 PM

I think I can at least firmly state that you should not tell her that you masturbated before getting in the car and driving to her (may not apply in all cases).