The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2010, 11:47:18 PM
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...if Beakman and Bill Nye got into a fight, who would win? Did we say Bill Nye? Cause isn't he, like, a real science guy and Beakman's a puppeteer or some shit? Also, Bill Nye has a bowtie. This ups his IQ.
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Beakman would kick his ass. He has street smarts from hanging out with that Rat for all those years.
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No, definitely Nye.
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He has street smarts from hanging out with that Rat for all those years.
No, he doesn't. You can't teach the shit Rat knows.
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Sure he does. He has a giant rat living there, that means it must be a meth lab. Guys that make meth have to know how to protect themselves on the street. IE: Rat=Street Smarts. And I'm pretty sure he was that chick's pimp. So he can shank a John if he ain't coming with the green backs.
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I know the Rat's "street smarts" but Beakman's too square to be hip with that. Like... Opposite Huey Lewis Day.
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Still could whop Nye's Ryan Stiles looking ass.
Plus Beakman's show is a year older. He made it to air first, so Nye will always be the guy that ripped him off.
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Nope. Nye wins.
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Mr Wizard would win, if he was still alive.
(http://threeimaginarygirls.com/files/images/mrwizard.jpg)
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Perhaps he is ... IN OUR MINDS
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Only one way to find out. Thunderdome.
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Nope. Terror Drome.
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Mr Wizard would win, if he was still alive.
(http://threeimaginarygirls.com/files/images/mrwizard.jpg)
Mr. Wizard is the Shang Tsung of Nye and Beakman's Scorpian/Sub-Zero rivalry.
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Nope. Terror Drome.
That's stupid. Cobra Commander would just put them to work making teddy bears with killer robotic cobras in them or something.
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Technodrome!
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HOLY FUCK I just realized that the Beakman mentioned in this board was TEH beakman! i loved that show!
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Too bad Bill Nye kicked his ass.
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In Nye's dreams he did.
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Yeah, Nye is so badass he went Freddy Krueger on that shit.
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In Nye's dreams he did.
You're just mad because Nye had a cooler theme song.
♫ Bill Nye the Science Guy! ♫
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
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I don't even remember the theme songs to either of these shows.
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I just remember there was that slut on the one show.
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Beakman's. There were three sluts: one woman and two penguins.
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And the rat!! Lester! loved him
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Thread necro to say I heard rumors that Beakman's a furry. The rumor goes that supposedly he was the GOH at a furry con down south. I mean, why else would you go to one of those conventions?
Would explain the giant rat.
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Oh, and according to his Wiki article:
Zaloom is openly gay
Yes. Beakman's gay.
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Oh, and according to his Wiki article:
Zaloom is openly gay
Yes. Beakman's gay.
Who cares?
Nope. Terror Drome.
That's stupid. Cobra Commander would just put them to work making teddy bears with killer robotic cobras in them or something.
Okay, then...
ARENA OF SPORT
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I just hope that they don't find some way to use the giant pylons to contact G.I.Joe...or Nye starts putting the moves on a slave girl and gets her to let him free. It's always something with those guys.
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What good is a high IQ if you don't properly use it!?
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That doesn't require a high I.Q. I'm sure IDE has put the moves on lots of slave girls. They are slaves...it's only up from there.
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What you don't know is that IDE is actually Robert Jarvik, who helped develop the artificial heart.
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Psht...could have helped develop the atomic bomb. That pussy.
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I mean, why else would you go to one of those conventions?
Would explain the giant rat.
He gets paid and he doesnt have anything else to do?
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Everybody's gotta make a living.
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Oh shit I just remembered, wasnt D the one who once talked about the Furrotopia or whatever the hell that was, someting like a Gaia of furries? I remember I downloaded it cause 1) i was bored and 2) didnt know what the fuck furries were. Oh was i Impressed. Just walking around could see furries having sex and talking crazy shit.
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I'd say it was him simply because I can't imagine it being anyone else here.
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LOL