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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Derrick on Jul 22, 2010, 01:34:50 PM

Title: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 22, 2010, 01:34:50 PM
*fanfare*

Now, where's a vag slips and full-frontal nudity?!
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 22, 2010, 02:26:50 PM
Is this the Avatar chick? I would do her.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 22, 2010, 03:03:53 PM
You're officially gay since you don't know who she is.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Rama on Jul 22, 2010, 03:09:58 PM
If she was 28 and into geeks I'd be far more excited.


Plus I don't want Jonas sloppy seconds.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 22, 2010, 05:06:33 PM
Oh, the wizard chick! Yeah, she can suck my balls anytime.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 22, 2010, 05:08:58 PM
Dont like her BUT she looks better than Miley
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 22, 2010, 07:36:18 PM
She's a million times better than Miley.

Jonas brothers dont do anything, so she's possibly still pure. Either way, 18 is still young enough that she shouldn't be too sullied.

Now, look at pics of Britney Spears and I'd honestly rather fuck the Mom from Weeds. Mmmmmmm.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 22, 2010, 07:49:40 PM
OMFG I LOVE Mary-Louise Parker. A lot of hot Mexican women on that show, too. I fucking love it.

Unless you are talking about Elizabeth Perkins, then, uh, whatever floats your boat, man.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Jul 22, 2010, 08:57:10 PM
Selena is so cute.  I hope she doesn't go all hookerish like Britney or trashy like Miley.  You know, her mom's like Merla's age.  I was all, "hey Merla, you could've had a kid as old as Selena Gomez".  And she was all :nurinono:
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 22, 2010, 10:31:53 PM
Is her mom hot?
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Max Con on Jul 23, 2010, 04:46:47 AM
I remember when the Olsen twins hit 18 and half (the male half) of the internet was in a fit of joy.

God, it's never not pathetic.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 23, 2010, 07:44:57 AM
Is her mom hot?
Her show Mom is.

I remember when the Olsen twins hit 18 and half (the male half) of the internet was in a fit of joy.

God, it's never not pathetic.
Ah, I get the double negative. The big difference is, the Olsen twins were ugly as sin and already corrupted and nasty. Selena is wonderful and pure. That said, I hope she does something nude, but tasteful.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 23, 2010, 03:46:45 PM
Ah, I get the double negative. The big difference is, the Olsen twins were ugly as sin and already corrupted and nasty. Selena is wonderful and pure. That said, I hope she does something nude, but tasteful.

Like a Naughty America video.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 23, 2010, 04:36:06 PM
I prefer Brazzers. Naughty America doesn't do good girl/girl. Nothing beats Girlfriend Films in the Lesbian department. Mmmmmmmmmm.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 24, 2010, 06:28:06 PM
LOL how were the olsen twins corrupted at 18?
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Jul 25, 2010, 01:20:29 AM
Because they were already brandwhores by 10?
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Rama on Jul 25, 2010, 03:13:48 AM
You got it dude!
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 25, 2010, 11:44:59 AM
Because they were already brandwhores by 10?
Also, DVDA.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 25, 2010, 12:18:20 PM
Did that happen? Is there video?
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Jul 26, 2010, 04:14:44 AM
It shouldn't matter to you since they're mortal enemies of PETA. (http://www.peta2.com/trollsens/index.asp)  Everytime you whack off to the Olsens, a seal gets clubbed.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 26, 2010, 08:33:36 AM
Well many seals are safe as I dispise the Olsen twins and find them as attractive as those troll dolls.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 26, 2010, 10:44:24 AM
Fuck I hate PETA. How the fuck does that help anyone? Fucking hate mongering is all it is.

I will do what I can to influence my personal circle, because that is really the only place influence really matters.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Sam on Jul 26, 2010, 10:53:36 AM
She looks like she's 12.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 26, 2010, 11:39:57 AM
Shut up Sam.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 26, 2010, 06:13:33 PM
She looks like she's 12.
You say it like a negative?
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Jul 26, 2010, 07:29:35 PM
I just realized, looking back at that picture, that the guy behind her hand looks shopped in.  What's with that?  Dude looks totally flat.

I also just realized the picture is named "tuned 18".
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 26, 2010, 07:53:40 PM
Because they were already brandwhores by 10?
Also, DVDA.
Whats that?
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 26, 2010, 08:45:12 PM
Double vaginal double anal.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Sam on Jul 27, 2010, 10:20:41 AM
She looks like she's 12.
You say it like a negative?

Seriously?  You're taking D's schtick?
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Rama on Jul 27, 2010, 12:22:11 PM
Well D isn't around enough, someone has to do it.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 27, 2010, 02:22:25 PM
She looks like she's 12.
You say it like a negative?

Seriously?  You're taking D's schtick?

Enjoying a young-looking woman isn't pedophelia. NOW lusting after actual 12-year olds is a negative. If she's legal and willing, who gives a damn?

That said, biologically 12 is the perfect age.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 27, 2010, 03:06:10 PM
Studies show women are the most attractive at 30.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 27, 2010, 03:47:34 PM
Double vaginal double anal.
Thanks, good to know.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 27, 2010, 03:57:02 PM
Is it not?
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 27, 2010, 07:35:43 PM
Studies show women are the most attractive at 30.
Not if you're gay.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 27, 2010, 07:38:47 PM
But I am not gay.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 27, 2010, 08:50:54 PM
Did I say you specifically? Why so guilty?
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 27, 2010, 09:35:38 PM
hmmmmm .... You... I think I hate you a little.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 28, 2010, 06:39:05 AM
By hate, do you mean homosexually lust after?
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 28, 2010, 11:18:57 AM
...... no.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 28, 2010, 02:41:24 PM
:(
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 28, 2010, 04:27:24 PM
But I do not really hate you, either. Just some of the things you say .... they hurt.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 28, 2010, 07:28:50 PM
It's because I am too real. It's my in-your-face attitude and blatant racism that makes me so precious. :tom:
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 28, 2010, 08:46:55 PM
You can not be in my face over an expanse of tubes. I do not think of you as precious.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 28, 2010, 09:02:59 PM
Of course you do. Don't be silly and deny the chemistry.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 28, 2010, 09:09:21 PM
/me is denying that there is chemistry.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 28, 2010, 09:22:53 PM
Haters gonna hate.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: blanktoe on Jul 29, 2010, 05:30:51 AM
you two are so cute together.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 29, 2010, 05:43:14 AM
:D
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Jul 29, 2010, 08:34:35 AM
Quote
That said, biologically 12 is the perfect age.

 :raiseeyebrow:
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 29, 2010, 10:37:36 AM
He has nothing to back him up. Women being best at 30 is supported by studies.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 29, 2010, 10:56:38 AM
He has nothing to back him up. Women being best at 30 is supported by studies.
Perverts Monthly is hardly nothing.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 29, 2010, 12:15:40 PM
No, I would say that is hardly something.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 29, 2010, 03:17:09 PM
I'll bring it up at the next conference. They hold it at the Heiress-Whore next to Raisins.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Jul 30, 2010, 06:21:48 PM
He has nothing to back him up. Women being best at 30 is supported by studies.

Yep, my mirror.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Jul 31, 2010, 12:36:34 AM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: blanktoe on Aug 05, 2010, 05:52:54 AM
Back to pretty young thangs for a minute...Vanessa Hudgens is way hotter than Selena Gomez.
http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/05/tuesday-afternoon-headlines-9/
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 05, 2010, 07:19:11 AM
I prefer Selena, but Vanessa is definitely hot. I've used those nudes that were 'accidently' leaked. :tom:
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 05, 2010, 12:46:28 PM
Vanessa looks like a bitch and a skank.  And I've thought that before those leaks.  Now, she could be the nicest, sweetest girl in the world (and we've well established that she ain't the brightest, heh), but there's something about her that really turns me off.  Her face has this constant, really smug "tee hee, I've just shat in your coffee" expression that really grinds my gears.  You guys have to share Selena but you can keep that one.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: blanktoe on Aug 05, 2010, 01:07:00 PM
Vanessa is definitely a bitch and I LIKE THAT!
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Rama on Aug 05, 2010, 01:23:50 PM
grinds my gears. 

Ohhhhhhhhh she said it!
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 05, 2010, 04:04:38 PM
Blame Zero.  It seems every other time I look at a FB post by him, he's typed it in somewhere.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 07, 2010, 08:00:39 AM
Vanessa looks like a bitch and a skank.  And I've thought that before those leaks.  Now, she could be the nicest, sweetest girl in the world (and we've well established that she ain't the brightest, heh), but there's something about her that really turns me off.  Her face has this constant, really smug "tee hee, I've just shat in your coffee" expression that really grinds my gears.  You guys have to share Selena but you can keep that one.
Omg I cant stand that hoe Vanessa. Not only is she ugly and with a bad body, but she's SOOO her "bf"'s beard.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 07, 2010, 11:26:58 AM
Beard?  What wrong with the beard?  Does it look like dirt or pubes?
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 08, 2010, 12:46:30 AM
No. With beard i mean that hes gay and shes his cover up
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: blanktoe on Aug 08, 2010, 03:46:43 AM
Why do you broads hate on other good looking boards? Ya'll fine for all of this hate on hate CRIME! STOP THE MADNESS!
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 08, 2010, 11:45:07 AM
No. With beard i mean that hes gay and shes his cover up

OHHHHH, ho ho ho!  A "beard".  Ha.  *wink*  Okay, gotcha.

Why do you broads hate on other good looking boards?

Becaue I don't think she's good looking.  Selena, her bff Demi, and Emma Watson are hot and cute.  I don't hate on them.  And then there's my latest girl-crush, Jillain Michaels.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: blanktoe on Aug 08, 2010, 12:42:49 PM
You would really choose that prune face over these dimples?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/new%20shit/article-0-0A90E4B9000005DC-292_226x635.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/new%20shit/article-0-0A90E5EE000005DC-102_232x633.jpg)
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 08, 2010, 12:45:28 PM
Her face looks like the Grinch's in that second pic.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 08, 2010, 05:00:21 PM
I like no one of the last three pictures posted in the thread.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 08, 2010, 07:57:34 PM
Post someone you do.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Rama on Aug 08, 2010, 08:41:14 PM
My current hard on is still for Rosario Dawson. I'll make sure you all know when that changes.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 08, 2010, 09:09:14 PM
Oh! Good choice!
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Rama on Aug 09, 2010, 12:38:39 AM
I know right. It has been so since Clerks 2 came out. I liked her before that, but that movie shot her into slot number 1.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Max Con on Aug 09, 2010, 02:15:28 AM
(http://a.imageshack.us/img291/1922/1255689450rosariodawson.gif)
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 09, 2010, 07:12:45 AM
Watching her breasts bounce while she danced atop the restaurant possessed me.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 09, 2010, 12:01:57 PM
(http://m.s11.pollpigeon.com/media/answer_images/13/13c2f6a324a5b2d47c67b031e9644bc0_jpg_350x500_q85.jpg)
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: blanktoe on Aug 09, 2010, 07:45:24 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/new%20shit/full_alicia_keys_artist_photo44.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/new%20shit/Janelle-Monae.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/new%20shit/Rhianna_wearing_a_5645.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/new%20shit/sofia_vergara_6.jpg)
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 09, 2010, 07:48:09 PM
Yes, no, no, yes.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Max Con on Aug 10, 2010, 04:07:33 AM
Rihanna would be alright if she'd stop going out of her way to have the most retarded hairstyle possible.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 10, 2010, 09:09:41 AM
Rihanna would be alright if she'd stop going out of her way to have the most retarded hairstyle possible.
Agreed. When she was on SNL I did crush on her, BUT the hair and clothes reminded me of when I would watch SNL from the '80s and I wouldn't know who the fuck the music act was. That said, I'd hit it. Not like that faggot Chris Brown, either.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Sam on Aug 10, 2010, 12:59:38 PM
Alicia Keyes being married makes me sad.  It is far less likely now that we will meet, I'll sweep her off her feet, and we'll have naughty time.

That Rosario animated gif with the fuck me eyes is amazing.

That Selena chick still looks 12 and lusting after her is pretty gross.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 10, 2010, 01:22:30 PM
That Selena chick still looks 12 and lusting after her is pretty gross.

Homosexual. That is all.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Sam on Aug 10, 2010, 03:05:49 PM
That Selena chick still looks 12 and lusting after her is pretty gross.

Homosexual. That is all.

Pedophile.  That is all.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 10, 2010, 03:09:01 PM
Concur.  But she is cuuuuute!
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 10, 2010, 03:37:16 PM
That Selena chick still looks 12 and lusting after her is pretty gross.

Homosexual. That is all.

Pedophile.  That is all.

I think you mean straight pederast, but still it's better than being a sissy froo froo waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa boiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Sam on Aug 10, 2010, 04:00:44 PM
Concur.  But she is cuuuuute!

Oh, no doubt, she's cute.  But she's cute like my little sister when she was a kid.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 10, 2010, 04:23:01 PM
I'd bang your little sister then, but not you. Stop sending those pics. :tom:
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Bad Ass Pac Man on Aug 12, 2010, 11:46:18 PM
Sorry, that was me.

(http://i832.photobucket.com/albums/zz245/Amanda_K_Jones/Junk/pac_stalk.jpg)
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 13, 2010, 10:10:55 AM
Kinda looks like FIU.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 25, 2010, 09:12:01 PM
Kinda looks like every other university in the US. It looks like UPenn too.

Why do you broads hate on other good looking boards? Ya'll fine for all of this hate on hate CRIME! STOP THE MADNESS!

Im sorry but the bitch is ugly. If I see a hot girl I have no problem on saying that the girl is hot (and no I'm not going to become a lesbian) but shes fugly. I hate that she's on Thirteen since thats an awesome movie and her face just fugs it up
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 25, 2010, 11:04:29 PM
Who was her character in that movie?  All Wikipedia says is Noel but I don't remember who that was.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 26, 2010, 01:47:29 AM
Yeah.. But she is not ugly, though.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 26, 2010, 06:48:18 PM
Dude shes nasty. Yes its Noel,thats the blonde girl's "best friend" in the beginning
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 26, 2010, 07:37:13 PM
Yeah, not really. She is not the kind of girl I normally go for, but I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 27, 2010, 09:43:11 PM
What if the crackers were smeared with poo?
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 28, 2010, 01:41:38 AM
Well that would be fucking nasty and I would kick her out.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 29, 2010, 05:00:05 PM
Your loss.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 29, 2010, 10:35:56 PM
I mean, you don't have to kiss her.  Just saying.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Rama on Aug 30, 2010, 01:10:53 AM
But he would, because he is dirty like that.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 30, 2010, 04:09:57 AM
Nope. I like an asshole, but actual shit turns me off.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 30, 2010, 07:11:13 AM
I eat ass like I do truffles.

And I looooooooooooooooove truffles! :tom:
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 31, 2010, 02:01:51 AM
Ironically, it turns out they taste the same.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 31, 2010, 02:40:31 AM
Ironically, it turns out they taste the same.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 31, 2010, 11:19:46 AM
Ironically, it turns out they taste the same.
Only when cleaned properly.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Rama on Aug 31, 2010, 01:09:33 PM
I know Truffles can be nasty if you don't clean them.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: blanktoe on Aug 31, 2010, 05:22:13 PM
well they do grow out of shit...
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 31, 2010, 05:34:41 PM
I had no idea truffles and assholes were so related.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 31, 2010, 06:49:21 PM
Obviously you don't watch Kitchen Nightmares
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 31, 2010, 07:04:03 PM
No, I do not.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 31, 2010, 07:26:55 PM
Well go fucking watch some TV.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: IDE on Sep 01, 2010, 02:43:51 AM
If you believe the Jonas Brothers don't do anything there is a bridge in brooklyn I'd like to sell you for 50 bux.  pst for paypal info.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Fiero on Sep 01, 2010, 07:16:59 AM
Eh.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Rama on Sep 01, 2010, 02:48:00 PM
Alright! I hope this is as good a deal as I got on the Eiffel Tower!
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 02, 2010, 05:26:56 AM
If you believe the Jonas Brothers don't do anything there is a bridge in brooklyn I'd like to sell you for 50 bux.  pst for paypal info.

How dare you turn a thread that steered towards ass over to Jonaseseseses.  HOW. DARE. YOU.   :nurinono:
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 02, 2010, 05:48:45 AM
Just reinforces my theory.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 02, 2010, 05:51:22 AM
Which one?  I could've sworn there were several.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 02, 2010, 05:52:44 AM
It depends on the situation.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 02, 2010, 05:30:08 PM
One of them does look like he has really luxurious pube hair on his head.  Well, only the best shampoo for those Jonaseseses.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 03, 2010, 05:52:45 AM
Too bad they shaved it, fucking sluts.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Sam on Sep 03, 2010, 11:31:44 AM
Which one?  I could've sworn there were several.

They're not theories so much as nonsensical brain signals from random neurons firing.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Rama on Sep 04, 2010, 02:35:37 AM
Shit, that covers the entirety of human thought.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 05, 2010, 01:04:48 PM
Needs more Selena!
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 06, 2010, 10:08:02 PM
Needs more dead Selena.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Rama on Sep 07, 2010, 01:10:18 AM
Needs more dead Selena, played by J.Lo, whose career is pretty much dead.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 10, 2010, 06:55:14 AM
And the Selena movie remains the only thing I've ever liked that's associated with J.Lo's name.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Rama on Sep 10, 2010, 01:14:05 PM
But what about Maid in Manhattan?

You see she is a Maid...because she is Hispanic.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 11, 2010, 09:20:35 PM
Schmoo owns that movie and I saw it one day because I was that fucking bored.  Man, that movie was balls.  Pure, stinky, sweaty, hairy, vengeful balls.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 11, 2010, 10:04:04 PM
Is she topless?
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: Rama on Sep 12, 2010, 02:25:11 AM
Nope. Have to settle for Money Train.
Title: Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 12, 2010, 06:04:20 AM
Wesley Woody sounds like a pr0n name.