The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Derrick on Jul 22, 2010, 01:34:50 PM
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*fanfare*
Now, where's a vag slips and full-frontal nudity?!
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Is this the Avatar chick? I would do her.
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You're officially gay since you don't know who she is.
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If she was 28 and into geeks I'd be far more excited.
Plus I don't want Jonas sloppy seconds.
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Oh, the wizard chick! Yeah, she can suck my balls anytime.
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Dont like her BUT she looks better than Miley
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She's a million times better than Miley.
Jonas brothers dont do anything, so she's possibly still pure. Either way, 18 is still young enough that she shouldn't be too sullied.
Now, look at pics of Britney Spears and I'd honestly rather fuck the Mom from Weeds. Mmmmmmm.
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OMFG I LOVE Mary-Louise Parker. A lot of hot Mexican women on that show, too. I fucking love it.
Unless you are talking about Elizabeth Perkins, then, uh, whatever floats your boat, man.
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Selena is so cute. I hope she doesn't go all hookerish like Britney or trashy like Miley. You know, her mom's like Merla's age. I was all, "hey Merla, you could've had a kid as old as Selena Gomez". And she was all :nurinono:
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Is her mom hot?
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I remember when the Olsen twins hit 18 and half (the male half) of the internet was in a fit of joy.
God, it's never not pathetic.
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Is her mom hot?
Her show Mom is.
I remember when the Olsen twins hit 18 and half (the male half) of the internet was in a fit of joy.
God, it's never not pathetic.
Ah, I get the double negative. The big difference is, the Olsen twins were ugly as sin and already corrupted and nasty. Selena is wonderful and pure. That said, I hope she does something nude, but tasteful.
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Ah, I get the double negative. The big difference is, the Olsen twins were ugly as sin and already corrupted and nasty. Selena is wonderful and pure. That said, I hope she does something nude, but tasteful.
Like a Naughty America video.
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I prefer Brazzers. Naughty America doesn't do good girl/girl. Nothing beats Girlfriend Films in the Lesbian department. Mmmmmmmmmm.
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LOL how were the olsen twins corrupted at 18?
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Because they were already brandwhores by 10?
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You got it dude!
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Because they were already brandwhores by 10?
Also, DVDA.
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Did that happen? Is there video?
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It shouldn't matter to you since they're mortal enemies of PETA. (http://www.peta2.com/trollsens/index.asp) Everytime you whack off to the Olsens, a seal gets clubbed.
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Well many seals are safe as I dispise the Olsen twins and find them as attractive as those troll dolls.
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Fuck I hate PETA. How the fuck does that help anyone? Fucking hate mongering is all it is.
I will do what I can to influence my personal circle, because that is really the only place influence really matters.
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She looks like she's 12.
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Shut up Sam.
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She looks like she's 12.
You say it like a negative?
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I just realized, looking back at that picture, that the guy behind her hand looks shopped in. What's with that? Dude looks totally flat.
I also just realized the picture is named "tuned 18".
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Because they were already brandwhores by 10?
Also, DVDA.
Whats that?
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Double vaginal double anal.
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She looks like she's 12.
You say it like a negative?
Seriously? You're taking D's schtick?
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Well D isn't around enough, someone has to do it.
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She looks like she's 12.
You say it like a negative?
Seriously? You're taking D's schtick?
Enjoying a young-looking woman isn't pedophelia. NOW lusting after actual 12-year olds is a negative. If she's legal and willing, who gives a damn?
That said, biologically 12 is the perfect age.
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Studies show women are the most attractive at 30.
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Double vaginal double anal.
Thanks, good to know.
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Is it not?
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Studies show women are the most attractive at 30.
Not if you're gay.
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But I am not gay.
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Did I say you specifically? Why so guilty?
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hmmmmm .... You... I think I hate you a little.
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By hate, do you mean homosexually lust after?
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...... no.
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:(
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But I do not really hate you, either. Just some of the things you say .... they hurt.
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It's because I am too real. It's my in-your-face attitude and blatant racism that makes me so precious. :tom:
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You can not be in my face over an expanse of tubes. I do not think of you as precious.
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Of course you do. Don't be silly and deny the chemistry.
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/me is denying that there is chemistry.
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Haters gonna hate.
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you two are so cute together.
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:D
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That said, biologically 12 is the perfect age.
:raiseeyebrow:
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He has nothing to back him up. Women being best at 30 is supported by studies.
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He has nothing to back him up. Women being best at 30 is supported by studies.
Perverts Monthly is hardly nothing.
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No, I would say that is hardly something.
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I'll bring it up at the next conference. They hold it at the Heiress-Whore next to Raisins.
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He has nothing to back him up. Women being best at 30 is supported by studies.
Yep, my mirror.
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:laugh:
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Back to pretty young thangs for a minute...Vanessa Hudgens is way hotter than Selena Gomez.
http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/05/tuesday-afternoon-headlines-9/
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I prefer Selena, but Vanessa is definitely hot. I've used those nudes that were 'accidently' leaked. :tom:
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Vanessa looks like a bitch and a skank. And I've thought that before those leaks. Now, she could be the nicest, sweetest girl in the world (and we've well established that she ain't the brightest, heh), but there's something about her that really turns me off. Her face has this constant, really smug "tee hee, I've just shat in your coffee" expression that really grinds my gears. You guys have to share Selena but you can keep that one.
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Vanessa is definitely a bitch and I LIKE THAT!
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grinds my gears.
Ohhhhhhhhh she said it!
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Blame Zero. It seems every other time I look at a FB post by him, he's typed it in somewhere.
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Vanessa looks like a bitch and a skank. And I've thought that before those leaks. Now, she could be the nicest, sweetest girl in the world (and we've well established that she ain't the brightest, heh), but there's something about her that really turns me off. Her face has this constant, really smug "tee hee, I've just shat in your coffee" expression that really grinds my gears. You guys have to share Selena but you can keep that one.
Omg I cant stand that hoe Vanessa. Not only is she ugly and with a bad body, but she's SOOO her "bf"'s beard.
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Beard? What wrong with the beard? Does it look like dirt or pubes?
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No. With beard i mean that hes gay and shes his cover up
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Why do you broads hate on other good looking boards? Ya'll fine for all of this hate on hate CRIME! STOP THE MADNESS!
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No. With beard i mean that hes gay and shes his cover up
OHHHHH, ho ho ho! A "beard". Ha. *wink* Okay, gotcha.
Why do you broads hate on other good looking boards?
Becaue I don't think she's good looking. Selena, her bff Demi, and Emma Watson are hot and cute. I don't hate on them. And then there's my latest girl-crush, Jillain Michaels.
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You would really choose that prune face over these dimples?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/new%20shit/article-0-0A90E4B9000005DC-292_226x635.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/new%20shit/article-0-0A90E5EE000005DC-102_232x633.jpg)
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Her face looks like the Grinch's in that second pic.
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I like no one of the last three pictures posted in the thread.
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Post someone you do.
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My current hard on is still for Rosario Dawson. I'll make sure you all know when that changes.
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Oh! Good choice!
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I know right. It has been so since Clerks 2 came out. I liked her before that, but that movie shot her into slot number 1.
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(http://a.imageshack.us/img291/1922/1255689450rosariodawson.gif)
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Watching her breasts bounce while she danced atop the restaurant possessed me.
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(http://m.s11.pollpigeon.com/media/answer_images/13/13c2f6a324a5b2d47c67b031e9644bc0_jpg_350x500_q85.jpg)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/new%20shit/full_alicia_keys_artist_photo44.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/new%20shit/Janelle-Monae.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/new%20shit/Rhianna_wearing_a_5645.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/new%20shit/sofia_vergara_6.jpg)
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Yes, no, no, yes.
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Rihanna would be alright if she'd stop going out of her way to have the most retarded hairstyle possible.
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Rihanna would be alright if she'd stop going out of her way to have the most retarded hairstyle possible.
Agreed. When she was on SNL I did crush on her, BUT the hair and clothes reminded me of when I would watch SNL from the '80s and I wouldn't know who the fuck the music act was. That said, I'd hit it. Not like that faggot Chris Brown, either.
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Alicia Keyes being married makes me sad. It is far less likely now that we will meet, I'll sweep her off her feet, and we'll have naughty time.
That Rosario animated gif with the fuck me eyes is amazing.
That Selena chick still looks 12 and lusting after her is pretty gross.
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That Selena chick still looks 12 and lusting after her is pretty gross.
Homosexual. That is all.
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That Selena chick still looks 12 and lusting after her is pretty gross.
Homosexual. That is all.
Pedophile. That is all.
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Concur. But she is cuuuuute!
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That Selena chick still looks 12 and lusting after her is pretty gross.
Homosexual. That is all.
Pedophile. That is all.
I think you mean straight pederast, but still it's better than being a sissy froo froo waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa boiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
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Concur. But she is cuuuuute!
Oh, no doubt, she's cute. But she's cute like my little sister when she was a kid.
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I'd bang your little sister then, but not you. Stop sending those pics. :tom:
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Sorry, that was me.
(http://i832.photobucket.com/albums/zz245/Amanda_K_Jones/Junk/pac_stalk.jpg)
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Kinda looks like FIU.
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Kinda looks like every other university in the US. It looks like UPenn too.
Why do you broads hate on other good looking boards? Ya'll fine for all of this hate on hate CRIME! STOP THE MADNESS!
Im sorry but the bitch is ugly. If I see a hot girl I have no problem on saying that the girl is hot (and no I'm not going to become a lesbian) but shes fugly. I hate that she's on Thirteen since thats an awesome movie and her face just fugs it up
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Who was her character in that movie? All Wikipedia says is Noel but I don't remember who that was.
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Yeah.. But she is not ugly, though.
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Dude shes nasty. Yes its Noel,thats the blonde girl's "best friend" in the beginning
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Yeah, not really. She is not the kind of girl I normally go for, but I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
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What if the crackers were smeared with poo?
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Well that would be fucking nasty and I would kick her out.
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Your loss.
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I mean, you don't have to kiss her. Just saying.
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But he would, because he is dirty like that.
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Nope. I like an asshole, but actual shit turns me off.
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I eat ass like I do truffles.
And I looooooooooooooooove truffles! :tom:
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Ironically, it turns out they taste the same.
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Ironically, it turns out they taste the same.
:laugh:
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Ironically, it turns out they taste the same.
Only when cleaned properly.
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I know Truffles can be nasty if you don't clean them.
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well they do grow out of shit...
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I had no idea truffles and assholes were so related.
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Obviously you don't watch Kitchen Nightmares
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No, I do not.
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Well go fucking watch some TV.
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If you believe the Jonas Brothers don't do anything there is a bridge in brooklyn I'd like to sell you for 50 bux. pst for paypal info.
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Eh.
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Alright! I hope this is as good a deal as I got on the Eiffel Tower!
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If you believe the Jonas Brothers don't do anything there is a bridge in brooklyn I'd like to sell you for 50 bux. pst for paypal info.
How dare you turn a thread that steered towards ass over to Jonaseseseses. HOW. DARE. YOU. :nurinono:
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Just reinforces my theory.
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Which one? I could've sworn there were several.
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It depends on the situation.
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One of them does look like he has really luxurious pube hair on his head. Well, only the best shampoo for those Jonaseseses.
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Too bad they shaved it, fucking sluts.
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Which one? I could've sworn there were several.
They're not theories so much as nonsensical brain signals from random neurons firing.
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Shit, that covers the entirety of human thought.
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Needs more Selena!
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Needs more dead Selena.
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Needs more dead Selena, played by J.Lo, whose career is pretty much dead.
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And the Selena movie remains the only thing I've ever liked that's associated with J.Lo's name.
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But what about Maid in Manhattan?
You see she is a Maid...because she is Hispanic.
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Schmoo owns that movie and I saw it one day because I was that fucking bored. Man, that movie was balls. Pure, stinky, sweaty, hairy, vengeful balls.
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Is she topless?
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Nope. Have to settle for Money Train.
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Wesley Woody sounds like a pr0n name.