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Title: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: B E C K on May 04, 2010, 08:31:11 PM
So what is this thing again, Mexican Independence or something like that?  And on a Wednesday at that.  There ain't nothing to celebrate on no Wed-nes-day!
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on May 04, 2010, 11:35:10 PM
July 4th has been in the middle of the week plenty of times.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Rama on May 05, 2010, 12:24:00 AM
It marks the Mexican victory over the French. I'll look up the year and battle.

Battle of Puebla in 1862.

This isn't even an official holiday in Mexico.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on May 05, 2010, 02:54:33 AM
No, it really is only celebrated very highly in the areas around Puebla, slowly moving outward. Americans jumped on the bandwagon because white people like know about other cultures.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Derrick on May 05, 2010, 05:56:50 AM
It's an American drinking holiday. I feel not enough countries have these holidays. Where's the German one so I can get blitzed on Jaeger?
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 05, 2010, 09:46:07 AM
Mexico's independence is on Sept. Today the mexicans kicked the french's ass.
Someone drink for me. Please.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Rama on May 05, 2010, 12:26:52 PM
It's an American drinking holiday. I feel not enough countries have these holidays. Where's the German one so I can get blitzed on Jaeger?

There is always Oktoberfest
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on May 05, 2010, 03:48:14 PM
Mexico's independence is on Sept. Today the mexicans kicked the french's ass.
Someone drink for me. Please.

Did the Peruvian's kick the French ass today, too?
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: B E C K on May 05, 2010, 08:38:58 PM
July 4th has been in the middle of the week plenty of times.

But that's in the summer, which makes it different by default.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Sam on May 06, 2010, 01:18:38 PM
Speaking of Cinco de Mayo, this is just silly: http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local-beat/Students-Wearing-American-Flag-Shirts-Sent-Home-92945969.html
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 06, 2010, 02:57:59 PM
Not only were those students wearing an Old Navy tshirt but they had the brand on the front? 2 strikes!


Did the Peruvian's kick the French ass today, too?
Non, we like the frenchies. The spaniards on the other hand...
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on May 07, 2010, 04:21:20 PM
Speaking of Cinco de Mayo, this is just silly: http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local-beat/Students-Wearing-American-Flag-Shirts-Sent-Home-92945969.html

It is incredibly silly. I understand why they did it, but fucking A I do not give a shit if someone wears a Mexican flag on the Fourth of July. Big fucking deal. Also, Cinco de Mayo is not even officially recognized by Mexico, IIRC.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Derrick on May 07, 2010, 06:49:34 PM
The even more vile story is this one, from:
http://www.annarbor.com/news/black-student-only-field-trip-sparks-controversy-at-ann-arbor-elementary-school/

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An Ann Arbor elementary school principal used a letter home to parents tonight to defend a field trip for black students as part of his school’s efforts to close the achievement gap between white and black students.

Dicken Elementary School Principal Mike Madison wrote the letter to parents following several days of controversy at the school after a field trip last week in which black students got to hear a rocket scientist.

“In hindsight, this field trip could have been approached and arranged in a better way," Madison wrote. "But as I reflect upon the look of excitement, enthusiasm and energy that I saw in these children’s eyes as they stood in the presence of a renowned African American rocket scientist in a very successful position, it gave the kids an opportunity to see this type of achievement is possible for even them.

“It was not a wasted venture for I know one day they might want to aspire to be the first astronaut or scientist standing on the Planet Mars.

“I also think it’s important that you know that I have talked to the children who did not go on the field trip, and I think they have a better understanding of the purpose of the AA Lunch Bunch now, as I hope you do. I’m sorry if any kids were upset by the field trip or my discussion afterwards with them, and I have let them know that.

“The intent of our field trip was not to segregate or exclude students as has been reported, but rather to address the societal issues, roadblocks and challenges that our African American children will face as they pursue a successful academic education here in our community.”

A handful of parents have complained to district administrators about the trip, the group and Madison. More than a half-dozen parents contacted AnnArbor.com to raise the complaints, but none would agree to talk on the record, citing concerns of reprisals to their children by Madison.

While there’s no clear agreement between the two sides about exactly what happened, most of the controversy centers on a field trip taken last week by the Lunch Bunch for African American boys and girls to hear a black rocket engineer talk.

District spokeswoman Liz Margolis said after the trip was over, those who went returned to their fifth-grade class and were greeted by boos by those who didn’t go on the trip. Margolis said Madison, who is black, heard the boos, and went to talk to the class. She said he and the class had a “discussion” about race issues.

“He wasn’t yelling at them. He was very passionate about it,” Margolis said.

Parents have complained he was yelling at the class and belittled a Muslim girl who said she also had experienced racism and discrimination.

The program itself began earlier this year after the school received its latest achievement results. Margolis said the Lunch Bunch came from the school’s School Improvement Team and is tied to that team’s goals. She said several other schools in the district have similar programs targeting specific subgroups of students who are at risk.

According to meeting minutes, Madison introduced the club to the PTO in February as part of the school and district’s equity work.

Parent Vicki Haviland, who is white and has three children at Dicken, said she is supportive of the overall program. Haviland is the secretary of the Dicken PTO and has filed papers for the open school board seat.

“I think the African-American Lunch Bunch is totally in line with the district’s equity work,” she said. “I think the field trip was a fine idea.”

She said she hopes the school and the district would “do a better job in talking about (race in education). Clearly there are people who don’t feel heard about it.”
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 07, 2010, 08:49:00 PM
Is someone following the fox news poll about the flag? Gee I wonder who is voting for the "american flags should be prohibited" option :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on May 07, 2010, 09:05:53 PM
'Murricans!
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Derrick on May 07, 2010, 10:21:02 PM
I should be voted Minister of 'STOP IT!!!'. My office would oversee an elite force of stormtroopers trained to beat up idiots who are ruining society for the rest of us.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: The D on May 12, 2010, 02:46:08 PM
The even more vile story is this one, from:
http://www.annarbor.com/news/black-student-only-field-trip-sparks-controversy-at-ann-arbor-elementary-school/
Oh what a vile story that is *rolls eyes*

Seems more of a case of good intentions gone wrong. The principal wanted to encourage young black youth, who tend to end up more in prison and in gangs than in college, to do something productive in their lives, instead of selling crack, pimpin hos, and driving escalades with spinnas. It just looks really bad because he only took black children.

Crazy thing is, I actually had that very same principal as a teacher as a kid.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Derrick on May 12, 2010, 06:43:28 PM
It was even worse he then equated the black kids as better by dismissing the Islamic kid's concerns (also, considering the rise of islamic people over african Americans in that area, he's fucking himself) he just reinforced that the move was racially motivated by an educator who chose race over anything else.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: B E C K on May 12, 2010, 10:51:41 PM
He should've taken everyone but kept the theme of African Americans succeeding in the workplace.  It could've been a learning experience for them all.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Derrick on May 14, 2010, 05:47:47 AM
But why include everyone when he could bring up the special black kids and hopefully impress Obama?
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: B E C K on May 15, 2010, 04:43:34 AM
Obama?!  WHERE!?   :o
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Derrick on May 15, 2010, 07:41:23 PM
IT'S BLACK JESUS!!!

I actually enjoyed the first episode of this season's Boondocks.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: B E C K on May 15, 2010, 10:38:11 PM
Screw Boondocks.  Screw it with the white part of Obama's cauk.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on May 17, 2010, 02:30:48 AM
Did you not know that people who are half white, half black are only black and not white at all.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Derrick on May 17, 2010, 05:06:56 AM
Look at Halle Berry, Mariah Carrey and Beyoncee, and all the other ones. Notice I only know the hot women, I can't think of any other men aside from Obama.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Sam on May 17, 2010, 09:39:10 AM
The new season of Boondocks has started?  I need find out when that's airing.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on May 17, 2010, 03:55:53 PM
Look at Halle Berry, Mariah Carrey and Beyoncee, and all the other ones. Notice I only know the hot women, I can't think of any other men aside from Obama.

Mariah Carey has not been hot for 5+ years. She still has a nice ass, but her face got all puffed up like a balloon.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 18, 2010, 09:17:15 AM
More like 10+ years
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on May 18, 2010, 03:38:29 PM
I was being generous. I did not know Beyonce was mixed, either.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Derrick on May 18, 2010, 04:39:13 PM
She has to be, she's definitely more white than black. Like how Jay Z is more gay than anything else.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on May 19, 2010, 04:51:01 PM
I just assumed she was light skinned. And since you have no proof, I will continue to assume this.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: B E C K on May 21, 2010, 10:04:39 PM
Meh, most black people in this country are part-white anyway, what, with massas going all Thomas Jefferson on the slaves an' all.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on May 21, 2010, 10:19:59 PM
No, you are missing the point.

All black people, even if they are mixed, are only black.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: B E C K on May 21, 2010, 10:23:49 PM
No, you're only black.  Think on that.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Derrick on May 21, 2010, 10:37:04 PM
I am clearly an Eskimo.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Rama on May 21, 2010, 11:17:27 PM
And I am Native American.

Stealing my land with your beads and firewater.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: B E C K on May 22, 2010, 11:15:46 PM
I'm sorry to hear that.  Here, have this lovely blanket.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Rama on May 23, 2010, 02:54:38 AM
Oh why thank you. Hey! Wait a minute. This doesn't have the small pox on it does it?
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Derrick on May 23, 2010, 12:20:22 PM
Worse, a filthy Hawaiian touched it. Now it smells like poi.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: B E C K on May 23, 2010, 01:49:45 PM
Oh why thank you. Hey! Wait a minute. This doesn't have the small pox on it does it?

No, I grabbed that one from the "non-small pox" box.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Rama on May 24, 2010, 12:56:46 AM
Oh...well thanks then.

Now if you'll excuse me I've just been told I have to walk to Oklahoma. Sounds like a long ways, but I guess I could use the exercise.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on May 24, 2010, 07:57:13 PM
Shut up and be happy you get anything.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Rama on May 24, 2010, 11:24:08 PM
Yes Sir.


























Damn whitey.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Derrick on May 25, 2010, 05:23:26 AM
White people are awesome.

-Reported for Nazism.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 26, 2010, 08:14:58 AM
Wouldn't be nazism. That would be if you said "white people but not jews". see?
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Derrick on May 26, 2010, 08:36:19 AM
Well, when in doubt, ask an expert!
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: B E C K on May 26, 2010, 10:08:07 PM
Now get in her oven.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on May 26, 2010, 10:33:10 PM
She just had a baby, giver her uterus a res.... ohhh, now I see what you meant.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 27, 2010, 08:15:48 AM
I have two ways to get in now, which one do you choose?
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Derrick on May 27, 2010, 03:09:01 PM
Anal.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on May 27, 2010, 08:13:51 PM
Wait ... two ways? What?
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 28, 2010, 08:35:17 AM
Anal.
NEVER.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: B E C K on May 29, 2010, 12:15:46 AM
Wait ... two ways? What?

1. Morph into a tapeworm.
2. ???

















3. PROFIT
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Derrick on May 29, 2010, 12:58:45 AM
Anal.
NEVER.
Bah, you're no fun. Now that a kid came through the main way the back door's probably the only interesting point of egress.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on May 29, 2010, 01:15:30 AM
Ingress, buddy, ingress.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Derrick on May 29, 2010, 07:18:33 PM
Whichever. I was tipsy and checking Celtics highlights.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: B E C K on May 29, 2010, 11:51:26 PM
Well it really could be both, couldn't it?  Tee hee.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 31, 2010, 07:57:37 PM
Anal.
NEVER.
Bah, you're no fun. Now that a kid came through the main way the back door's probably the only interesting point of egress.

I already said I didn't have a natural birth! I had a c-section so my vajayjay is intact.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on May 31, 2010, 08:59:22 PM
I hate that word.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 01, 2010, 09:41:05 AM
Agreed. Take both holes so that way you're never really bored.

Also, it helps with constipation.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 01, 2010, 04:53:27 PM
ill stick to my flax seeds, thx
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 01, 2010, 09:19:33 PM
Through your rectum?
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 02, 2010, 08:10:37 AM
No.
talking about rectums, I dreamed yesterday that I met Sean Hayes and he started flirting with me. wth?
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 02, 2010, 03:59:41 PM
I do not know the connection.

Did you mean Sean Penn, who said he wanted a bunch of people to die of rectal cancer?
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 03, 2010, 10:07:44 PM
I do not know the connection.

The connection is that Sean Hayes of Will & Grace fame is a known fudge connoisseur.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 03, 2010, 10:46:01 PM
Ohhhh, that Sean. I did a search for "Sean Hayes rectum" and Sean Penn is what popped up, so I assumed.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 03, 2010, 10:57:18 PM
:lmao:
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Rama on Jun 03, 2010, 11:53:16 PM
He's a straight male. He's never watched Will & Grace. He can plead ignorance on this one. I had no idea who she was talking about either.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 04, 2010, 12:36:40 AM
I actually think the show is fucking hillarious. But I have not watched it much.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 04, 2010, 08:47:47 AM
I do not know the connection.

The connection is that Sean Hayes of Will & Grace fame is a known fudge connoisseur.
lol @ fudge connoisseur!
The funny thing too is that he JUST came out like 2 months ago. To the one blind/deaf person that didn't know he was gay.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 04, 2010, 04:34:43 PM
Fudge connoisseur makes me think of this awful video where some African dude was trying to tell other Africans why gays should be illegal, and their main point was that they should not allow people to eat the poopoo.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 04, 2010, 07:05:38 PM
lol @ fudge connoisseur!
The funny thing too is that he JUST came out like 2 months ago. To the one blind/deaf person that didn't know he was gay.

Ha ha, coming out Ricky Martin style.

Fudge connoisseur makes me think of this awful video where some African dude was trying to tell other Africans why gays should be illegal, and their main point was that they should not allow people to eat the poopoo.

Several Africans, one cup.  Maybe someone should tell him he's not doing it right.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 04, 2010, 08:24:11 PM
No, the point is that there was no cup. Wait, I am kind of confused now.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 04, 2010, 09:33:18 PM
Or, OR, get a stick, pop it in part way.  Then await the magic.  Instant popsicle.  And I grossed myself out.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 04, 2010, 10:11:10 PM
Poopsicle.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Rama on Jun 05, 2010, 02:53:08 AM
Poopsicle...Brilliant!!
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 06, 2010, 03:43:57 PM
I was trying to not go for the obvious here.  You could've said Organic Fudgsicle since everyone's on a healthkick these days.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 07, 2010, 05:23:53 PM
Occam's Razor.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 08, 2010, 04:45:26 PM
Has anyone seen the complete set of pics of the goatse guy?im pretty sure they are shopped. it CAN'T be real
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 08, 2010, 09:04:44 PM
His poopsicle days are definetely over.  That fella's firmly in tamarind snowcone country now.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 09, 2010, 09:30:46 AM
wat
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Sam on Jun 09, 2010, 02:08:16 PM
His poopsicle days are definetely over.  That fella's firmly in tamarind snowcone country now.

He's in worm country now.  Dude's dead.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Rama on Jun 09, 2010, 02:56:33 PM
Anal trauma? If he died any other way it just wouldn't be fitting.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 09, 2010, 10:18:17 PM
His poopsicle days are definetely over.  That fella's firmly in tamarind snowcone country now.

He's in worm country now.  Dude's dead.

When/how did he die?  Do tell.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 11, 2010, 08:49:02 AM
No its not true! it cant be true!!!
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 11, 2010, 12:51:24 PM
THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! /done correctly
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 11, 2010, 03:06:56 PM
I'm a lady, I don't scream
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 11, 2010, 07:43:23 PM
The best girls do.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 11, 2010, 10:48:58 PM
I'm a lady, I don't scream

So exploitable. Like last night's NBA game had: They need to work on their penetration.

Awesome.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Sam on Jun 15, 2010, 03:57:52 PM
His poopsicle days are definetely over.  That fella's firmly in tamarind snowcone country now.

He's in worm country now.  Dude's dead.

When/how did he die?  Do tell.

It was a brain hemmorhage, if I recal correctly.

edit: My mistake, it looks like it was Alzheimer's
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Rama on Jun 15, 2010, 05:33:33 PM
At least he forgot what he did to his ass before he went.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Fiero on Jun 15, 2010, 05:36:28 PM
I do not think you could ever truly forget that.
Title: Re: Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 16, 2010, 09:23:03 AM
His poopsicle days are definetely over.  That fella's firmly in tamarind snowcone country now.

He's in worm country now.  Dude's dead.

When/how did he die?  Do tell.

It was a brain hemmorhage, if I recal correctly.

edit: My mistake, it looks like it was Alzheimer's

Source?