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Title: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Derrick on Mar 16, 2010, 09:41:03 PM
from:
http://blogs.tampabay.com/breakingnews/2009/03/dade-city-mom-c.html

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DADE CITY -- It all started about 7 p.m. Tuesday, authorities said, when a mother looked outside and saw her 19-year-old son masturbating in the back yard.

The mother yelled. The son, Antwan L. Grandberry, 19, walked around to the front of the house on 13th Street in Dade City and rang the doorbell, according to a Dade City Police report. The mother answered and began cursing and yelling at Grandberry, who then punched his mother in her face, the report said.

Grandberry, who is listed as unemployed, was arrested on a domestic battery charge and is being held in the Land O'Lakes jail in lieu of $500 bail.
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Fiero on Mar 16, 2010, 10:20:51 PM
Yeah, why would she yell at him? Stupid cunt deserved it.
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Rama on Mar 17, 2010, 01:08:10 AM
Could have least let him finish before yelling at him. Geez!
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Fiero on Mar 17, 2010, 01:10:57 AM
What? Your mother yelling at you does not get you hot?
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Rama on Mar 17, 2010, 01:14:35 AM
No! That is gross.

Now if she walked in on me while showering...
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Sam on Mar 17, 2010, 02:27:53 PM
Well at least he wasn't doing it in the front yard.
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Fiero on Mar 17, 2010, 03:12:47 PM
But the front yard is the BEST place to masturbate. I live in an apartment so I do it while standing on the pot for my neighbors' fake plants.
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 19, 2010, 01:28:55 PM
He should have held off and splooged her when she opened the door.  That'll learn her whack-interrupting ass.  :finger:
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: gwynn on Mar 21, 2010, 03:18:03 PM
Was the backyard fenced in? If not, I would have turned the hose on him.
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 22, 2010, 08:07:55 AM
Has anyone seen the video (or .gif) of that girl loudly masturbating in front of the computer cam and then you see her dad/brother/whatever coming in and she quickly stands up, turns around and throw her vibrator at him? hilarious
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Derrick on Mar 22, 2010, 10:39:09 AM
I thought it was fake when I first saw it. When I hear a family member floggin' their dolphin, I tend to just avoid confrontation all together.
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 22, 2010, 01:47:48 PM
Yeah and she was being pretty loud too so rest assured the bro/dad knew shit was going on and he still didn't care. creep.
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Rama on Mar 22, 2010, 02:35:52 PM
Uh I think I'll have to see a link to tell you if it's fake or not. Yep...just to see if it's fake.
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Derrick on Mar 22, 2010, 04:25:52 PM
Or I can just give you some real pr0n.
*sends a PM*

<.<  >.>

Who loves you?
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Fiero on Mar 22, 2010, 05:46:18 PM
Can you send me both?
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Derrick on Mar 22, 2010, 06:32:44 PM
Sure. I'll pick the site. :D
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: B E C K on Mar 22, 2010, 10:13:07 PM
from:
http://blogs.tampabay.com/breakingnews/2009/03/dade-city-mom-c.html

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...and is being held in the Land O'Lakes jail in lieu of $500 bail.

I didn't know there was a butter jail.
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Derrick on Mar 22, 2010, 10:46:15 PM
Sounds delicious.
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: B E C K on Mar 22, 2010, 10:47:49 PM
I hear if you fold the jail, the foundation becomes a pair of tits.
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Derrick on Mar 22, 2010, 10:49:28 PM
o.o

*click* Note to self, comitt masturbatory crime in the Tampa Bay area, get put in jail, and proceed to fold.

*click*
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: B E C K on Mar 22, 2010, 11:10:38 PM
*click* (http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Odd%20Pics3/LandOLakes.html)
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Fiero on Mar 23, 2010, 03:12:43 PM
haha lulz
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 23, 2010, 03:19:24 PM
You can't double-laugh here. it's either haha or lulz but not both
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Fiero on Mar 23, 2010, 08:04:31 PM
haha luzl you crazy haha
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 23, 2010, 08:14:06 PM
you fail at failing. "luzl"
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Fiero on Mar 23, 2010, 08:17:42 PM
lulz haha rofl so what haha lulz
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Fiero on Mar 23, 2010, 08:21:09 PM
lulz haha whaaa (http://www.hulu.com/watch/131075/saturday-night-live-new-car-horns#s-p1-sr-i3)
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Derrick on Mar 24, 2010, 06:58:14 AM
Psychopathic wierdo. You should be chemically castrated.
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Rama on Mar 24, 2010, 03:58:23 PM
Derick that link you sent was perverted and disgusting and something I will save for when I'm stealing someones high speed with the laptop.
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Derrick on Mar 24, 2010, 04:10:02 PM
If you ever want more, I believe sharing is caring. :D
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 24, 2010, 06:44:12 PM
Did he actually send the one of the girl with the dildo???
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Derrick on Mar 24, 2010, 08:05:01 PM
No I sent him free pr0n site passwords, Brazzers I think.
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: B E C K on Mar 24, 2010, 08:48:50 PM
What do you need passwords for?  Just sayin'.  There's a lot of free shit out there.
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Derrick on Mar 24, 2010, 08:55:55 PM
True, but the free passwords allow a quick and direct download.
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 25, 2010, 06:53:46 PM
Rama, its a trap!
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Derrick on Mar 25, 2010, 08:27:28 PM
I didn't send him passes to tranny sites. I keep those gems for myself.
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Fiero on Mar 25, 2010, 10:42:44 PM
But you HATE seeing cock! This is irrational!
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Derrick on Mar 26, 2010, 06:20:42 AM
Indeed it is. What's even more irrational is you take my posts as absolute fact, completely ignoring context and prior history.
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: The D on Mar 26, 2010, 12:22:45 PM
Has anyone seen the video (or .gif) of that girl loudly masturbating in front of the computer cam and then you see her dad/brother/whatever coming in and she quickly stands up, turns around and throw her vibrator at him? hilarious

Yea, because that kind of video is all over Youtube.

...or is it?  :joe:

Where is this video anyway?
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Fiero on Mar 26, 2010, 05:49:20 PM
Any number of youtube-like sites that do not censor their content.
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 07, 2010, 08:58:19 AM
google?
Title: Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
Post by: Derrick on Apr 07, 2010, 09:07:15 PM
There's personal youtube hosters.