The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Derrick on Mar 16, 2010, 09:41:03 PM
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from:
http://blogs.tampabay.com/breakingnews/2009/03/dade-city-mom-c.html
DADE CITY -- It all started about 7 p.m. Tuesday, authorities said, when a mother looked outside and saw her 19-year-old son masturbating in the back yard.
The mother yelled. The son, Antwan L. Grandberry, 19, walked around to the front of the house on 13th Street in Dade City and rang the doorbell, according to a Dade City Police report. The mother answered and began cursing and yelling at Grandberry, who then punched his mother in her face, the report said.
Grandberry, who is listed as unemployed, was arrested on a domestic battery charge and is being held in the Land O'Lakes jail in lieu of $500 bail.
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Yeah, why would she yell at him? Stupid cunt deserved it.
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Could have least let him finish before yelling at him. Geez!
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What? Your mother yelling at you does not get you hot?
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No! That is gross.
Now if she walked in on me while showering...
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Well at least he wasn't doing it in the front yard.
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But the front yard is the BEST place to masturbate. I live in an apartment so I do it while standing on the pot for my neighbors' fake plants.
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He should have held off and splooged her when she opened the door. That'll learn her whack-interrupting ass. :finger:
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Was the backyard fenced in? If not, I would have turned the hose on him.
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Has anyone seen the video (or .gif) of that girl loudly masturbating in front of the computer cam and then you see her dad/brother/whatever coming in and she quickly stands up, turns around and throw her vibrator at him? hilarious
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I thought it was fake when I first saw it. When I hear a family member floggin' their dolphin, I tend to just avoid confrontation all together.
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Yeah and she was being pretty loud too so rest assured the bro/dad knew shit was going on and he still didn't care. creep.
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Uh I think I'll have to see a link to tell you if it's fake or not. Yep...just to see if it's fake.
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Or I can just give you some real pr0n.
*sends a PM*
<.< >.>
Who loves you?
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Can you send me both?
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Sure. I'll pick the site. :D
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from:
http://blogs.tampabay.com/breakingnews/2009/03/dade-city-mom-c.html
...and is being held in the Land O'Lakes jail in lieu of $500 bail.
I didn't know there was a butter jail.
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Sounds delicious.
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I hear if you fold the jail, the foundation becomes a pair of tits.
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o.o
*click* Note to self, comitt masturbatory crime in the Tampa Bay area, get put in jail, and proceed to fold.
*click*
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*click* (http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Odd%20Pics3/LandOLakes.html)
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haha lulz
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You can't double-laugh here. it's either haha or lulz but not both
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haha luzl you crazy haha
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you fail at failing. "luzl"
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lulz haha rofl so what haha lulz
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lulz haha whaaa (http://www.hulu.com/watch/131075/saturday-night-live-new-car-horns#s-p1-sr-i3)
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Psychopathic wierdo. You should be chemically castrated.
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Derick that link you sent was perverted and disgusting and something I will save for when I'm stealing someones high speed with the laptop.
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If you ever want more, I believe sharing is caring. :D
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Did he actually send the one of the girl with the dildo???
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No I sent him free pr0n site passwords, Brazzers I think.
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What do you need passwords for? Just sayin'. There's a lot of free shit out there.
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True, but the free passwords allow a quick and direct download.
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Rama, its a trap!
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I didn't send him passes to tranny sites. I keep those gems for myself.
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But you HATE seeing cock! This is irrational!
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Indeed it is. What's even more irrational is you take my posts as absolute fact, completely ignoring context and prior history.
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Has anyone seen the video (or .gif) of that girl loudly masturbating in front of the computer cam and then you see her dad/brother/whatever coming in and she quickly stands up, turns around and throw her vibrator at him? hilarious
Yea, because that kind of video is all over Youtube.
...or is it? :joe:
Where is this video anyway?
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Any number of youtube-like sites that do not censor their content.
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google?
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There's personal youtube hosters.