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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Sam on Jan 22, 2010, 12:57:10 PM

Title: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Sam on Jan 22, 2010, 12:57:10 PM
Šere are too many Beck žreads in a row.  Šis one shall be about bacon.  I know it's a crutch šat's used by people to spice up ošerwise uneventful food, and šat it isn't še greatest žing for you, but DAMN do I ever love it.

You know what, no, this žread isn't about bacon anymore, it's about football.  I hope Minnesota loses horribly in the championship game and Favre puts šem žrough the latest round of "Will he retire or won't he?".  Another satisfying result would be Minnesota going to še Super Bowl and šen getting stomped by še Jets, Favre's old girlfriend.  But šat would require še Jets beating Indianapolis and I don't see šat happening.

Never mind football, šis žread is now about cable.  I should really cancel it already, shouldn't I?  I really only use še tv for watching sports and še occasional episode of Colbert or Conan or Chuck if I happen to be around and not doing anything at še time.  Ošerwise I get most of my tv online.

Really, I guess, šis žread is about me and how I'm pretty great.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Rama on Jan 22, 2010, 01:16:34 PM
Had me at Bacon...lost me at Football.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Fiero on Jan 22, 2010, 02:10:21 PM
Lost me at Bacon, had me at watching everything online.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: B E C K on Jan 22, 2010, 04:04:26 PM
I keep reading that "bread".  I do loves me some bread.

Cancel your cable.  They're just sucking money out of you anyway.  I know I've said this before, but all we have here are the standard digital channels and we get along fine.  We watch DVDs, we watch shit on the internet, we listen to music or find something else to do.  Since going digital, there's even more channels on broadcast TV now.  Here, we have two channels that show cooking and home renovation and extra channels that show movies.  Sure some of these channels are wasted on religion and some are in Spanish, but I can't see you guys not liking shit like "A Que No Puedes".
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Jan 22, 2010, 10:16:18 PM
Šere are too many Beck žreads in a row.  Šis one shall be about bacon.  I know it's a crutch šat's used by people to spice up ošerwise uneventful food, and šat it isn't še greatest žing for you, but DAMN do I ever love it.

You know what, no, this žread isn't about bacon anymore, it's about football.  I hope Minnesota loses horribly in the championship game and Favre puts šem žrough the latest round of "Will he retire or won't he?".  Another satisfying result would be Minnesota going to še Super Bowl and šen getting stomped by še Jets, Favre's old girlfriend.  But šat would require še Jets beating Indianapolis and I don't see šat happening.

Never mind football, šis žread is now about cable.  I should really cancel it already, shouldn't I?  I really only use še tv for watching sports and še occasional episode of Colbert or Conan or Chuck if I happen to be around and not doing anything at še time.  Ošerwise I get most of my tv online.

Really, I guess, šis žread is about me and how I'm pretty great.
I want a Colts/Vikings Superbowl, with Favre winning and then retiring a hero.

lol, Aaron Rodgers.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Fiero on Jan 22, 2010, 10:57:56 PM
I also kept reading that as "bread"
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Jan 22, 2010, 11:35:58 PM
Originality isn't always good. Like bringing back trepenation? Bad idea. Bringing sexy back? Good idea.

You see where I'm going with this.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 22, 2010, 11:49:13 PM
I hope Favre puts on a QB clinic in the Superdome, but I really don't care who wins. I don't follow pro ball like I used to, but I'm still a Favre fan (fellow MS boys). I'm looking forward to three good games, whoever plays in them, and that's what I'm looking forward to.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Jan 23, 2010, 12:08:49 AM
I really think he'd retire after this.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Fiero on Jan 23, 2010, 02:14:48 PM
I really hope he'd retire after this.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Jan 23, 2010, 04:08:32 PM
If Peyton wins, I wonder if he'd retire, too?
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: B E C K on Jan 23, 2010, 09:26:49 PM
I put tits in front of you and you boobs persist about football?  [knurph] GAY. [/knurph]
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Rama on Jan 24, 2010, 01:02:36 AM
How far south exactly do you have to be before you can get that show? I mean just for the curious. '__'
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Fiero on Jan 24, 2010, 03:20:52 AM
I put tits in front of you and you boobs persist about football?  [knurph] GAY. [/knurph]

Buy they're connected to obnoxious mexican women. Too much fucking drama.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Jan 24, 2010, 11:19:35 AM
I prefer the Zodiac dating show more. I love when they do the stripper pole thing. Mmmmmmmm.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: B E C K on Jan 24, 2010, 07:17:37 PM
I put tits in front of you and you boobs persist about football?  [knurph] GAY. [/knurph]

Buy they're connected to obnoxious mexican women. Too much fucking drama.

Dude, that's what the MUTE button is for!
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 24, 2010, 10:21:34 PM
I put tits in front of you and you boobs persist about football?  [knurph] GAY. [/knurph]

I noticed, and the gesture was appreciated. But life goes on, and football is life.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: B E C K on Jan 24, 2010, 10:58:26 PM
Boo!  Boo to football!
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Jan 25, 2010, 12:04:45 AM
Boo to the refs fucking over Favre.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Fiero on Jan 25, 2010, 01:26:52 AM
Oh well, Saints won, I'm happyish.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 25, 2010, 10:11:18 PM
There was at least two instances where Saints defenders could have been ejected...one egregious yet uncalled instance of unnecessary roughness, and an obvious violation of the Brady Rule. I'm all for beating the crap out of opposing quarterbacks as a defensive strategy (it leads to hasty decision-making and interceptions, as seen in this game), but they nearly got away with murder out there.

Then again, it was neither the Saint's nor Favre's fault that Minnesota dropped so many balls for absolutely no reason. That was the real difference in the game. Otherwise, Minnesota outperformed New Orleans by a substantial margin by every statistic but the one that ultimately mattered. As a drastically overpaid color commentator once in all seriousness and tongue not even close to being in cheek noted, whoever scores the most points usually win the game.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: B E C K on Jan 26, 2010, 12:31:56 AM
Oh well, Saints won, I'm happyish.

Oh, I want to be in that rumba, when the Saints go over there! Oh, over there! Oh, over there!
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 28, 2010, 05:43:17 PM
Cancel the cable son. I don't watch tv but if there's something I want to watch, I go to Hulu or get it somewhere else online. The only two shows I actually watch right now are of course, Ramsay's kitchen nightmares and the awesomeness that is/was the Jersey shore.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Jan 28, 2010, 06:52:07 PM
Snookie couldn't find love on the Shore.

It had nothing to do with the venerial diseases.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 31, 2010, 12:01:00 AM
And now they are doing season 2 yayy!
Snookie was probably the only one in the house that didnt get ass. And she was the one trying the hardest, that poor guidette
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Rama on Jan 31, 2010, 12:11:26 AM
Jersey shore is getting another season? Isn't there something in Revelations about that?
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Jan 31, 2010, 09:44:43 AM
Yeah, it's a sign of the Awesomealypse. FIST BUMP!

:tom:
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 31, 2010, 04:16:09 PM
GTL time!
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Jan 31, 2010, 07:16:22 PM
Does my tan look right? Shit, oh well THIS IS MY SONG!
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Fiero on Jan 31, 2010, 10:40:36 PM
No, your tan looks awful, just fucking awful.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Feb 01, 2010, 05:10:15 AM
:(

I NEED SHOTS!
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 02, 2010, 07:52:57 PM
No, your tan looks awful, just fucking awful.
Yo son don't be a hater. Come have some GTL time with us
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Feb 03, 2010, 05:07:09 AM
Bobby Bottleservice says boooooooo.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Fiero on Feb 03, 2010, 03:37:43 PM
No, your tan looks awful, just fucking awful.
Yo son don't be a hater. Come have some GTL time with us

I had to look up GTL. I need some gym time, and I actually need to do my laundry, but I am personally against tanning just to tan. I love me some pale women.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Feb 03, 2010, 03:48:23 PM
Skin like porcelin... *drools*
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Rama on Feb 03, 2010, 05:06:10 PM
I can go either way. What I don't like is when the tan looks out place. Like a blue eyed blond girl looking like she got dumped in a deep fryer.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 03, 2010, 05:48:50 PM

I had to look up GTL. I need some gym time, and I actually need to do my laundry, but I am personally against tanning just to tan. I love me some pale women.
Horrible. Extremely pale women look like zombies
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Fiero on Feb 03, 2010, 07:46:21 PM
I did NOT say extremely pale. I said pale.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 04, 2010, 11:43:54 AM
Sorry.
Pale women look like zombies. What's healthy about being pale? nothing. Hence why by natural instinct men prefer tanned women. Not guido-tanned but a nice, natural tan
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Rama on Feb 04, 2010, 12:11:06 PM
You know what's really nice is when they are pale, and then they are also really cold and they don't move...yeah that's the best.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Fiero on Feb 04, 2010, 03:24:16 PM
Sorry.
Pale women look like zombies. What's healthy about being pale? nothing. Hence why by natural instinct men prefer tanned women. Not guido-tanned but a nice, natural tan

I think you misunderstand me. There are women who are naturally pale. They live in the cold. Overall I prefer the natural skin tone from wherever the person is, but I highly prefer lighter tones to darker ones. However, I am no fan of uneven skin tone. I sound like I'm completely against what I said before, but fuck it whatever.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Feb 04, 2010, 08:59:50 PM
I don't think a woman should be pale if you can see veins through her skin. Nothing is more ick than the big blue veins in the boobs.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Fiero on Feb 04, 2010, 10:03:29 PM
I agree with that.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 05, 2010, 09:58:49 AM
I don't think a woman should be pale if you can see veins through her skin. Nothing is more ick than the big blue veins in the boobs.
I have veins all over my chest but its for obvious reasons. it does look nasty though, they are so big and thick blaah!

I am pale right now only cause everytime winter comes I lose all my nice color and turn into a yellowish pale. It's horrible I look like I'm extremely sick :-(
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Feb 05, 2010, 04:53:03 PM
Hit a tanning booth? Suntan in a green-house/solarium?
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 06, 2010, 12:16:19 PM
Tanning booth!? with a baby inside of me? hellz no son. Suntanning in a green house is not an option either since the UV rays in this part of the country suck ass and since its winter they are at 0. We were actually thinking about going to Miami for the weekend but then the stupid Northeastern storm came so that spoiled our plans :-( I'm doomed to stay pale and veiny until summer but then....BUT THEN.....
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Feb 06, 2010, 06:55:40 PM
Babies like a little extra UV radiation. It makes them strong!

Plus, the UV in the North East is the same as in the Equator, it's just it's out for less time. That's why more people who stay north and go to beaches in the summer suffer from Skin Cancer than those who go to 'sunnier' regions. The sun isn't geographically biased.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 06, 2010, 09:09:11 PM
There is no threshold for radiation-induced cancer. A number of people exposed to nuclear fallout never got cancer, while people develop skin cancer from every day sun exposure.

Just throw on some Copper Tone and get with it. You can't live in fear!
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Feb 06, 2010, 09:24:23 PM
Fuck coppertone, I'm a no-ad man.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 07, 2010, 07:01:18 AM

Plus, the UV in the North East is the same as in the Equator, it's just it's out for less time. That's why more people who stay north and go to beaches in the summer suffer from Skin Cancer than those who go to 'sunnier' regions. The sun isn't geographically biased.
I agree to disagree. It takes me one hour to get tanned in Peru and I get a tan that lasts half the year. While it takes me 2 weeks of constantly going to the beach in NJ (poor me, I know) to get a tan as good as I'd get in Peru and that'll last me less than a month. In Miami is the same. I'm telling you, when I was living in Peru I was never this pale! I've reached levels of paleness that can only be from nightmares
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Feb 07, 2010, 08:40:29 AM
But, that's New Jersey. There's so much high-level smog and hairspray blocking the sun, you should get yourself tested for airborne toxins.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 08, 2010, 06:52:57 PM
More like airborne stds. I spent a memorial day weekend at seaside heights once!
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Feb 08, 2010, 07:15:54 PM
Ew.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Rama on Feb 08, 2010, 11:22:02 PM
It's worth the risk to get your picture taken in front of the Quick Stop.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Feb 09, 2010, 05:08:49 AM
That was in Leonardo.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 09, 2010, 07:42:53 AM
What Quick stop?
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Feb 09, 2010, 10:49:41 AM
Clerks, keep up with the conversation.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Rama on Feb 09, 2010, 11:44:12 AM
That was in Leonardo.

Well I was speaking of New Jersey as a whole.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Feb 09, 2010, 12:40:48 PM
Didn't you bastards yell at me for generalizing states earlier?
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Rama on Feb 09, 2010, 12:42:41 PM
But it's New Jersey!
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 09, 2010, 12:45:11 PM
Unfortunately New Jersey has now gone from bad state to the worst, thanks to the Jersey Shore. Now EVERY time someone mentions New Jersey to me I can hear Snooki's voice in the back of my head screaming "I'm going to the Jersey Shooore, bitch!"
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Rama on Feb 09, 2010, 12:50:56 PM
To be honest, I thought Leonardo was a city that Kevin Smith made up to set his movies in, not unlike John Hughes' Shermer, IL, or King of the Hill's Arlen, TX. Was kinda surprised when I found out it was a real place. 
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Fiero on Feb 09, 2010, 03:15:13 PM
Arlen is based on Garland, TX. I used to work there. The show really wasn't far off.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Rama on Feb 09, 2010, 04:02:10 PM
You mean I could live in the actual Arlen? That would be great, I tell ya what.

Apparently Shermer, IL is suppose to be Northbrook, IL. Never been there to see if it's close or not.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Fiero on Feb 09, 2010, 05:09:55 PM
Yeah, but you can't call it Arlen. The one thing I don't think the show properly depicted was the low income neighborhoods in South Garland. It would be kind of like Dangerous Minds.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Derrick on Feb 09, 2010, 07:08:55 PM
I love the 'bait' episode.
Title: Re: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 10, 2010, 09:07:56 AM
My city in Peru has the baddest name of them all. Before being named Lima, it was called "City of the Kings". How fucking awesome would it be if it was still the name? Where are you from? Oh i'm from the City of the Kings. Yeah Tolkien has shit on us