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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Sep 12, 2009, 11:52:03 PM
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Tina Fey wins Emmy for being Sarah Palin
And that makes six Emmys... (http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE58C09Y20090913)
She looks so cute in this photo but it would've been funnier if she'd accepted the award dressed as Sarah Palin.
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Renamed thread so I wouldn't have a bunch of useless ones floating around. Better to make a catch-all topic.
Ellen replaces Paula Abdul on AI
Granted she can't make it worse, but a comedienne judging a singing contest? Paula is reportedly miffed (http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/report-paula-abdul-privately-stung-american-idol-replaced-her-9528.php) but it's her own damn fault.
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Everybody Hates Megan Fox
Some folks from the Transformers set apparently have composed a letter about what an ungrateful trollop Megan Fox is (http://dlisted.com/node/33862). I believe it. Here's my favorite part:
The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, "I can’t believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!"
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Megan Fox needs to close her goddamn mouth. I swear, every time I see her she's got this "I just got fucked in the ass, look at my teeth, see? I'm grimacing." And when words come out of it, all I hear is stupid, non-acting.
Also, I'm tired of seeing "Rob and Kristen" everywhere. Those two bitches can suck a rail-road spike.
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Also...
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j63/mentalwheaties/twilight.jpg)
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Good, I hope that little bitch becomes a fuck towel for fat balding producers.
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Which one? :laugh:
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Megan Fox.
I've never seen twilight and may never see it.
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Sadly nothing she says or does can save me from the overload of Jennifer's Body previews that I am drowning in.
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Don't get me started on Diablo Cody... That bitch can go choke one of her own thick, foamy farts. Oh wait, that was Juno. :rawr:
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Also, I'm tired of seeing "Rob and Kristen" everywhere. Those two bitches can suck a rail-road spike.
I just want Cedric Diggory to discover combs again. Good lord. I expect birds to come out of his head like in that Family Guy ep where they lived in Peter's beard.
Lisa Turtle fucked up her face!
Lark Voorhees now needs a hockey mask like Jason Voorhees. (http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/08/17/poor-lisa-turtle/)
Holy shit.
Also attached from that website: some unidentified gal with the worst ass implants EVER.
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I was unaware that ass implants were real...
And now I know!
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It looks like she has to big tumors growing where her ass should be. That just doesn't work.
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I was unaware that ass implants were real...
And now I know!
Uh, "oh no"? :lol:
It looks like she has to big tumors growing where her ass should be. That just doesn't work.
The site was saying if she had a different body, I guess thicker, she could've gotten away with it.
From that same site is this plastic surgeon. She reminds me of something out of a Dr. Seuss book.
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GAH! HOLY SHIT!
The site was saying if she had a different body, I guess thicker, she could've gotten away with it.
Maybe. I mean she is a stick white chick, but even then the shape looks wrong.
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GAH! HOLY SHIT!
:lmao: Cat Lady approves.
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The first one looks like a Gelfling from the Dark Crystal and this one looks like Ron Pearlman from that Beauty and the Beast show.
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That was ron perlman on beauty and the beast show?
I didn't know that.
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Yea only crazy people get plastic surgery, CRAYZEE PEEPOLE!
:-[
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That was ron perlman on beauty and the beast show?
I didn't know that.
I didn't know either until literally several hours before he made that post. I had looked up the series on Wikipedia that afternoon.
Kanye West is gold.
Kanye West Interrupts Obama's Speech (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/music-news/6187112/MTV-VMA-Kanye-West-interrupts-Barack-Obama-in-YouTube-spoof.html)
So does anyone know: was Kanye high or is did he do this to nab Leno ratings tonight? Also, Taylor Swift's face frightens me, but you probably knew that already.
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That was ron perlman on beauty and the beast show?
I didn't know that.
I didn't know either until literally several hours before he made that post. I had looked up the series on Wikipedia that afternoon.
Kanye West is gold.
Kanye West Interrupts Obama's Speech (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/music-news/6187112/MTV-VMA-Kanye-West-interrupts-Barack-Obama-in-YouTube-spoof.html)
So does anyone know: was Kanye high or is did he do this to nab Leno ratings tonight? Also, Taylor Swift's face frightens me, but you probably knew that already.
I hope people take the audio byte, "Its not true" and start inserting everywhere.
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<a href=">This sounds like Speedy Gonzales.[/url]
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What's pissing me off even more than kanye being a piece of shit is the fact that these worthless shitbag youtubers putting a thumbnail of the footage up and then the actual video is them sitting in front of their web cam commenting on the whole thing.
Nobody cares what you think you sad sacks of garbage.
I just want to see the video.
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Ok I saw it.
God I hate that guy.
It pisses me off to see him running around being a racist piece of shit and no one punching him in the face.
I wish I was famous already so I could have jumped up on that stage grabbed the mic and said something like "Well that was special, and uh your video was actually even a little better than beyonce's since it ya know, won. Let's hear it for taylor".
And then everyone would be collectively sucking my penis in the media about what a great guy I am (and I'd get to bang taylor swift).
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It would have been better if you just punch him in the face.
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Yeah but I probably wouldn't be seated in the front row and wouldn't have time to get there before he escaped.
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I must have been the only one who thought it was kindof funny, him interrupting Swift.
Also that everyone is doing their predictable "oh the angry black man steals the mic from the poor tiny white girl" reaction
She should have taken it back, or kicked him in the balls. Entertainment requires split second decisions, and I applaud Kanye.
I don't like either of their music, nor do I care about them as people.
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There's a difference, though: she has class, and he hasn't. He's low rent piece of shit, and the girl showed a lot of poise in not freaking out onstage. And Beyonce got to show her quality when she took the stage later in the show by asking Taylor to come back and finish her acceptance speech. Somebody needs to turn his ass inside out on camera.
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Jay Leno skewered him when he tried to blame behavior on grief over the death of his mother.
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Taylor Swift's face looks like it's being sucked into her mouþ.
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Is that a trombone?
I actually have found myself listening to Taylor Swift and not changing the station. This is surprising to me.
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What's pissing me off even more than kanye being a piece of shit is the fact that these worthless shitbag youtubers putting a thumbnail of the footage up and then the actual video is them sitting in front of their web cam commenting on the whole thing.
Yeah, I was having that same problem. Deceitful bitches.
I wish I was famous already so I could have jumped up on that stage grabbed the mic and said something like "Well that was special, and uh your video was actually even a little better than beyonce's since it ya know, won. Let's hear it for taylor".
But then Beyonce won video of the year. How can TS be best female vid when another woman wins vid of the year? These categories are ass.
Jay Leno skewered him when he tried to blame behavior on grief over the death of his mother.
Kanye did that? Ha ha, WEAK.
Access Hollywood is showing a clip. Here's what should've happened:
Jay: What would your mother say about this?
Kanye: She'd beat my ass.
Teefury's trying to profit from this, but that shirt's kinda lame.
http://www.teefury.com/
[Shirt will change in 4 hours, so just go look in the Teefury archive if you're really curious.]
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But then Beyonce won video of the year. How can TS be best female vid when another woman wins vid of the year? These categories are ass.
Perhaps while her video was quite good enough to be best video, it may not have the qualities that define it as a "female" video.
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Dude, did I edit you instead of replying?
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Maybe.
EDIT: No I edited mine to remove some blank spaces in the quote.
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I could've sworn I made some crack about the video having a penis, and then I thought maybe I clicked Modify on your post instead of Quote.
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I don't want to know about a penis.
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Not even mine? On a related note, have you seen this pic of Linda Hamilton?
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WTF! I used to fap to that. Well, I've replaced her (now completely) with her replacement on TSCC.
(http://www.imageleech.net/data/media/1/Lena_Headey_02_47.jpg)
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WOW. I x-rayed a 90 year old woman today who looked better than Linda Hamilton. And who'd have thought Gorgo was a human billboard?
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Gorgo? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorgo_%28film%29)
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Awesome! A Gorgo reference. Didn't think anyone else would have ever seen that movie.
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Awesome! A Gorgo reference. Didn't think anyone else would have ever seen that movie.
I haven't. But its in the queue now.
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Linda is a prime example of why fair-skinned people shouldn't get tans. She's only 5 years older than me. :o
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The article I got that pic from was all "Linda is going natural and look how great she didn't get Botox. She looks just like a normal California woman blah blah" and comments were all FTW. I think she's bi-polar so the booze, drugs, (assuming there was booze and drugs involved) and stress probably Voltron'd with the sun and did it to her.
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Sadly nothing she says or does can save me from the overload of Jennifer's Body previews that I am drowning in.
Megan Fox can get the fuck out of that movie.
The girl in the glasses can stay though, she's fucking hot.
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Levi Johnston, dad to Sarah Palin's grandson, to pose in 'Playgirl' (http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2009-10-07-levi-johnston-playgirl_N.htm)
AHAHAHAAHA. Nekkidness, pistachioness. There's no end to that boy.
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I'm pretty sure they'll photograph his end for that issue.
Also, that kid is awesome. Getting the fuck out of that family was the smartest thing he ever did sine knocking up the governor's daughter.
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How was that smart? He still brought a kid into this world who now has to live a life of Palinness.
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That was called a humor. The first part was true, though.
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That was called a humor.
No it wasn't.
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Lindsay Lohan looks like she's 55.
http://www.wwtdd.com
Chec.k the pics.
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Robot Chicken had that pegged.
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I came across a YouTube vid about Lohan oldness when I was posting about the butt implant crap.
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I didn't think she looked too bad until about 2:25.
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Around 3:00 you realize how destructive Heroin is.
http://www.wwtdd.com/enlargedimage/?back_to=/2009/10/the-reviews-are-in-lindsay-officially-sucks-at-fashion-too/spl130474_030-2/&postid=395051
She's 23. Wow.
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I didn't think she looked too bad until about 2:25.
Well, she's not supposed to look that bad at the beginning. It shows her overall decline.
Man, that pic that Tom posted is just... good lord. She's gonna be Linda Hamilton today in less than ten years if she doesn't stop.
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She's beatin Carrie Fisher for fasting aging of a celebrity.
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I guess Lohan just couldn't take a licking.
HA!
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That made me cry.
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I don't get it.
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So Obama won ðe Nobel Peace Prize for being popular. I þink he should probably be awarded a Super Bowl ring, a platinum album, and maybe some Academy Awards too, just in case he does something to deserve ðem in ðe future.
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But you get a super bowl ring for being awesome, not popular.
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Tom Brady is thrice as awesome as Peyton Manning, so it all works out.
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When prom comes up, all high schools should announce the Obamas as King and Queen.
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Hitler was nominated for the Nobel Prize in 1939, granted they withdrew it. School children also sang songs about him in school and if you opposed him you were black-listed. True story, look it up.
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He also only had one nut.
Hitler not Obama.
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Rama knows everything about who has teh nuts
Did he do this http://www.bme.com/service/samples/tour4.html
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I am not clicking that.
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He also only had one nut.
Hitler not Obama.
Propaganda. Just like Anne Boleyn's polydactylity.
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Well that's not effective at all. Why would Hitler think telling his people he only had one testicle would help him? That's just crazy.
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Maybe the other one was Jewish? (http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/emoticons/R-T/shrug2.gif)
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So he roasted one ball? How sadomasochistic yet incredibly kinky. I think I've seen pics on 4chan.
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I am not clicking that.
sissy
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I've seen enough of that already.
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What is that link anyway?
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Probably meat spin with the lemon party.
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Its far far worse than either of those.
Unless you have a really high tolerance for pain. If you have really really really high tolerance for pain then you'll be fine.
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naked old men? no thanks. i'm more creative than that
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Creative enough not to use caps?
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At least she isn't using all caps.
Wasn't it Crazy Jaco that use to do that?
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Yeah. He still does when he's not posting at his home board.
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IT'S ENOUGH TO DRIVE YOU CRAZY.
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HEY, DON'T KNOCK IT. SURE, I AM A WIERDO AND I COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT I STILL POST IN CAPS BECAUSE IT'S CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
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You sound like you have Jaco-envy. Much like penis envy, but not similar at all.
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Less hairs on the shaft.
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Or less shaft for the hair. Huh? HUH? :raiseeyebrow:
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Oh Snap!
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I have been served. Je suis mort.
x.x
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Creative enough not to use caps?
oh shit sorry i forgot this is is a forum for scholars. PFFFFFTTTTT
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Well obviously not, we let you on.
Oldie-but-still-a-goodie-burn.
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Harsh, man, she ain't gonna like you no more.
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She'll like me. Women love me.
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Not thata one. She gone hate ya.
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Yet, she will learn to accept it.
Geez, now I sound like IDE. How long 'til I go emo?
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2400 seconds.
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THAT! THAT IS ALMOST NO TIME AT ALL!
I just won't do it. I won't.
[2334 seconds later]
I don't know why I can't find loooooooooooooooove. :(
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Because your penis is tiny.
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Damn those steroids.
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Shave your head. It's suppose to make it look bigger.
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There's no hair on the head, however there is some a bit up the shaft.
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That's not what he meant. But shave it anyway.
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Indeed.
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I think it gives it character, like how James Franco rocked the pajama bottoms in Pineapple Express.
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YOU'VE RUINNNNNNNNNNED MY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!1121ENLB.
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Every thread goes off topic, what makes this one special?
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BEEECAUSE-desu!
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Demo, watashitachi totemo baka, desune!
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aaaaaaa i hate weeaboos
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I study American-Japanese relations during the inter-war period, knowing Japanese is my business.
Business isn't good, but it helps me when I order Udon and Gyoza. I also know Spanish! Helps me when I order tostones and ropa vieja.
My culture is related to food. Le sigh.
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Pennies and old clothes?
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...pinche gringo.
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Business isn't good, but it helps me when I order Udon and Gyoza.
The only gyoza I'd care to eat. (http://www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/icecreamgyoza)
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I hate cookie dough. Blech.
Give me some pork and shrip Gyoza.
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DAMN THAT COOKIE DOUGH LOOKS DELICIOUSSSSS
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Blech, Women. Kary wanted it too. What does that say about RoUS?
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"He's better than you."
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You would say that, but an impartial judge is always best.
I SAY WE BRING CRAZY JACO HERE TO TELL US IN CAPS WITH A PSYDUCK PICTURE.
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That gyoza looks soooooooo cute! Awwww! ♥
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not cute, "kawaii"
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I'm pretty sure its cute, too.
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And fattening!
What's wrong with a whole-fruit sorbet?
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Sorbet is fucking good man! Plus I don't eat dairy so +++
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I prefer sorbet to ice cream.
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Nothing's wrong with it if you can shape it like a gyoza.
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This is what I drink when I need my chocolate/shake fix http://pds12.egloos.com/pds/200810/20/99/b0012399_48fb5eadb91dd.jpg
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Kary always gets the chocolate covered stuff from there. I prefer coffee, but I should try that chocolatey mess. They need to make a spicy one with chilies.
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thats gross.
i get the milk chocolate one and the white chocolate/raspberry one. i wonder how many calories they have :-/
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The original hot chocolate had chiles in it. It's delicious!
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And then the whites conquered their backwards asses and wiped their civilization off the face of the earth, and chocolate eventually got milk put into it to make it taste worth a damn.
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The oompa loompas?
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And then the whites conquered their backwards asses and wiped their civilization off the face of the earth, and chocolate eventually got milk put into it to make it taste worth a damn.
I've had Milk Chocolate for 25 years of my life. I DEMAND DIFFERENCE! Plus, Botanically, the chocolate bean is related to the chile. The flavors are very complimentary.
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^ Yeah, that.
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Also, Cadburry Royal Dark and Vouges Chocolate bars are the best evar. Salt + Chocolate = win.
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Ha ha, EW. Pass.
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You can't knock it until you try it. The salt enhances the flavors to orgasmic proprortions.
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Derrick knows his chocolate. The stuff with chilis is amazing.
The endorphins from the chocolate and the capsaicin from the peppers make me forget all my pains and troubles.
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Of course I know my chocolate. I only eat the finest chocolate, meat, cheese, and flora and drink the finest wines and tea. Life's too short to injest crap.
That said, my vice is Taco Bell.
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Taco Bell is a horrible place that I visit almost daily.
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The crispy potatoes are divine.
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I like godivas' truffles yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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You're just a Godiva slut. Try some craft truffles made by a local chocalatier.
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You can't knock it until you try it. The salt enhances the flavors to orgasmic proprortions.
I just don't care for saltiness with chocolate. I'm fairly certain I wouldn't like it.
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Depends entirely on the salt. Iodinized salt is bleh.
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You're just a Godiva slut. Try some craft truffles made by a local chocalatier.
I have and they are good but I prefer the sweetness of Godiva's. Most artisan truffles I've tried use dark chocolate and i hate the flavor of it.
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Unrefined palates do suffer that way.
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It's not about being unrefined or refined, dark chocolate for me is waaayy too bitter. I'm afraid of trying those bars of 90% cocoa :S
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That's just asking for trouble, anything over 70 borders on inedible if it's not a high quality bean.
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Yeah, ha ha ho. OHHHHH, good times, brother. Good times.
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Was ðat your O-face?
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I am totally disgusted by Tiger Woods. :goddammit: >:( :o He should be ashamed of himself! :fingershake:
I read somewhere that someone suggested he change his name to Cheetah Woody. :laugh:
I know it's not funny but I when I saw this video I laughed so hard.
Chinese Tiger Woods Accident Reenactment http://www.break.com/index/chinese-tiger-woods-accident-reenactment.html (http://www.break.com/index/chinese-tiger-woods-accident-reenactment.html)
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Why would he be ashamed? He's a billionaire and is fucking women because obviously his wife doesn't anymore.
Cheetah Woods would be awesome. If I was a billionaire I would. Know why? Because I'd be a billionaire and I'd be able to say fuck you to anyone, because a thousand stacks of a million dollars means you can do what you want.
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Yeah and, do you think his wife married him cause he loved him? hellz naw nigga.
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Northern European women seem to love the darkies.
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I am totally disgusted by Tiger Woods. :goddammit: >:( :o He should be ashamed of himself! :fingershake:
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I wonder if his wife did that to him. This week's SNL sketch relating to the incident was perfect.
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Well I'm sure, like all women that marry Millionaires, she married him for true love. Just like I'm sure he married her for love and not cause all rich black guys have to go get a white woman. That's why she is going to stick by him and work through it and won't demand any more money or a different prenup.
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300 million possible. Honestly, how could you not?
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She can't get that much if the prenup doesnt say it so. I think she's supposedly getting 7 million?
On the other hand, you have Mel Gibson's ex wife. They got married before he was famous, so they didn't have a prenup so now she's probably going to get 500 million bucks. Serves him well, that's what you get for leaving your wife for a young skank
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Prenup means nothing when there are kids involved. If she gets the kids, law dictates the kids can recieve a settle of x-dollars. Sure, she may only get 7, but those kids will get paid and mommy will embezzle/form a corporation and pump the money into it and then generously pay herself for being a good mommy.
Also, wtf was with her mom going to the hospital?
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The whole sordid situation probably gave her the shits.
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He's almost to a dozen. Seriously, the ones he didn't pay first are quite ugly. Odds are Tiger's wife doesn't give up the shitter and that Perkins waitress did.
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I think she should leave him and take as much money as possible with her. This is of course assuming she didn't just marry him for the money, in which case, she may as well see to it that he conveniently chokes to death on a ricecake for being stupid enough to get caught like this.
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He's worth over a billion. She could take him for over half and he'd still be great.
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I was too lazy to do this when I updated my FB but then I got less lazy for a lazy minute.
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He fucked that ugly ass woman on the lower left corner? REALLY??
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That's the Perkins waitress. Two of those he paid for, one being $15,000.
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Ann B. Davis isn't looking like such a dark horse now! :headbang: