The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 31, 2004, 01:23:55 PM
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I made a new icon.
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:blink:
Those yours, Chels?
If so, my compliments :D
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I have found my new god.
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Hmm. No comment.
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I don't know what boobs, and covered ones at that, have to do with having no regard to morals or women's rights.
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Of course. I just didn't want to speak up.
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YAY BOOBS!
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im still not voting for them..i mean him.
i missed the regristration date, though its getting harder for me to care about politics when i cant get any respect for my identity in my own home.
SC is going to bush no matter what anyway.
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im still not voting for them..i mean him.
i missed the regristration date, though its getting harder for me to care about politics when i cant get any respect for my identity in my own home.
SC is going to bush no matter what anyway.
If you don't vote, don't bitch about who get's elected. You forwent that right when you didn't vote.
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I don't know what boobs, and covered ones at that, have to do with having no regard to morals or women's rights.
Because I'm exploiting my sexuality in hopes of furthering a cause?
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dude thats old, www.collegehumor.com
they were doing the same thing for like 2 months and a half. only diff. is that those arent covered :o
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Come on Faye, you can let Kerry one up you! Drop your panties and show your bare ass for BUSH!!!!
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:) nah
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Come on Faye, you can let Kerry one up you! Drop your panties and show your bare ass for BUSH!!!!
I am afraid of the Bush on Faye's ass :blink:
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ew god, thanks god women dont have hair in the ass
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Faye has a very fine ass :D
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Faye has a very fine ass :D
Just it needs a shave. That's what the Brazilian is for.
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all yours baby! :D
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all yours baby! :D
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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No Brazilians for me x.x My ass was made hairy, and it's staying that way.
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"if you smile, then that should set the tone"
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Come on Faye, you can let Kerry one up you! Drop your panties and show your bare ass for BUSH!!!!
Faye's bush for Bush?
Chels, what's your cup size? I'd give it at least a C.
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I wonder who has the biggest cupsize on this board.
I'm guessing it's either Emerid or Phage
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I say Emerid.
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Come on Faye, you can let Kerry one up you! Drop your panties and show your bare ass for BUSH!!!!
Faye's bush for Bush?
Chels, what's your cup size? I'd give it at least a C.
Aaw, ya flatter me. I'm only 36B, it's just the angle and probably the way I cropped it.
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If Kerry wins do we get a flash?
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You know not matter who wins, I think Chels and Faye should come together and feel each other up in the name of freedom. Who's with me?
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I know I am
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You know not matter who wins, I think Chels and Faye should come together and feel each other up in the name of freedom. Who's with me?
fuck no
i have to be drunk for that to happen
btw i have pics of me and my friend Kris(asian) doing that, but just for fun
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PICTURES! WE DEMAND PICTURES!
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if u want them i can show em to u but via aim, no way im putting those pics in here!
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.....Sure! ::Points and laughs at other board members.:::
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ok, so talk to me thru aim
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Gee thanks, Faye. I don't know whether to be insulted or relieved.
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It's okay, Chelsey. It's only hot if both girls are hot.
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yo shut the fuck up, go kill yourself
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what are you saying? faye isn't hot? LIEZ!!!! YOU TAKE THAT BACK NOW!!
Gee thanks, Faye. I don't know whether to be insulted or relieved.
You're insulted! SHOW FAYE HOW REAL WOMEN DO IT!!
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Truth hurts, don't it?
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why are you trying to hurt me?
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im not the hottest girl on the earth, but im certainly not ugly. who the fuck do u think you are? you need to get that stick out of your ass asap
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I never said you were ugly. I just said you weren't hot. :|
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shut UUUUPPP!!
arghhhh!!!!
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Make me.
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Faye isn't hot at all. And any hotness she may have went out the window with some of the shallow comments she's made here @.x;
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if i were in front of you i probably would....actually no,like i told toe, i wouldnt dirty my hands doing that, i would probably just pay someone to do it for me.
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Having a middleman do it doesn't make your hands any cleaner.
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I'm so sorry that I don't think you're hot, Faye, especially when you probably think of me as the ugliest thing alive. The thing is, you look and act like a twelve-year-old.
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*waits for Rumble to chime in*
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He'll probably just start yelling again. :\
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I'm so sorry that I don't think you're hot, Faye, especially when you probably think of me as the ugliest thing alive. The thing is, you look and act like a twelve-year-old.
i dont care what you or tom or whoever else here that doesnt like me think about me, i could care L-E-S-S. the people that actually know m think the complete opposite. some of them think i might be look young for my age, but not fucking 12, so what if i dont have boobs, sue me. when im a 54 old woman im gonna look younger. besides, you hav eonly seen me once, and i soo dont looklike a 12 year old in that picture. maybe u saw the one i sent to max, but i clearly told him i looked bad there.. too much booze and maybe something else. i just wanted to clarify this. you should stop being such a bitch, really.
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I'm so sorry that I don't think you're hot, Faye, especially when you probably think of me as the ugliest thing alive. The thing is, you look and act like a twelve-year-old.
i dont care what you or tom or whoever else here that doesnt like me think about me, i could care L-E-S-S. the people that actually know m think the complete opposite. some of them think i might be look young for my age, but not fucking 12, so what if i dont have boobs, sue me. when im a 54 old woman im gonna look younger. besides, you hav eonly seen me once, and i soo dont looklike a 12 year old in that picture. maybe u saw the one i sent to max, but i clearly told him i looked bad there.. too much booze and maybe something else. i just wanted to clarify this. you should stop being such a bitch, really.
I stand by my assumption that you look annoying. A picture is a thousand words, and none of em are interesting.
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if theres someone i can care less about in this board is you, tom. thats why im not even answering to your really, really dumb posts. i just wanted to put this here to let you notice, because for some reason it doesnt seem to get into that little head of yours that i dont care
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Apparently you do, cuz you just responded! XD
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You sure complain a lot for someone who doesn't care. Because if you didn't care, you wouldn't be interested enough to say anything.
And I'm not the only bitch here.
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:( this thread sucks now. sombody better get naked soon.
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*strips*
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*gauges out eyes*
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Mmmm, Im gonna sex you up mista turtle-head!
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I don't know what boobs, and covered ones at that, have to do with having no regard to morals or women's rights.
Because I'm exploiting my sexuality in hopes of furthering a cause?
I guess that goes into the morals but I don't see how that goes into women's rights. If anything, you have the right to show your boobs. :lol:
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Apparently you do, cuz you just responded! XD
dude you ARE stupid. i jus though u were faking it a little, u know, like Jessica "supposedly" fakes it
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that was me
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so what if i dont have boobs, sue me. when im a 54 old woman im gonna look younger.
Actually, sun exposure is the greatest factor in premature aging. If you tan, you're screwed.
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And we all know she does. German Skin crisps!
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German Skin crisps!
Is this the infamous Holocaust Curse I've heard about? :huh:
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I don't know. Would be a funny form of Karma, though.
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so what if i dont have boobs, sue me. when im a 54 old woman im gonna look younger.
Actually, sun exposure is the greatest factor in premature aging. If you tan, you're screwed.
they had some dermatologists over the other day at the chamber offices and they were checking the sun damage on your skin, and they said i have little to nothing. note that i never use sunblock nor suntan lotion. she said my skin is really good because its tanned:-D
besides, my mom is 44 and her skin is like a baby's skin, not even one wrinkle:-D
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So how much did she spend on the surgery?
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ZING!!!
Considering my hair colour, anything other than porcelain-pale skin would make me look extremely odd. :wacko: I've seen tanned girls who dye their hair red - not good if one wants to resemble anything human.
BWAHA!!! This is fucking hilarious!!!
Now , I dress very conservatively up here and ALWAYS wear a jacket as my bra size is 37D. Current events leaving me in a general "fuck the world" mood, I wore an above-the-knee black shirt, 3" heeled red pumps and a horizontally-striped black & white knit top that my buddy Michael calls my best tip top (bartending term for shirt that inspires guys to tip well). I put a red jacket on over it because I have a meeting today, but took it off at lunch while no one's here.
So I'm walking up the hall, a guy from claims is walking in my direction toward the men's room and RUNS INTO THE WALL. :lol:
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I would ask for pictures but I'm too depressed to care.
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Rent "The Audition".
Pretend the guy in the bag is Bush, especially when she slooowly shoves the needle through his tongue & saws his foot off with piano wire & flings it against the wall. :lol:
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Pictures, dammit. PICTURES!
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So how much did she spend on the surgery?
none whatsoever, she doesnt need them she just have wonderful skin. shes gooorgeous
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So she bathes in the blood of virgins? I hear virgin blood is great for old bag skin.
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Now , I dress very conservatively up here and ALWAYS wear a jacket as my bra size is 37D.
Naturally? I know it's rude but I had to ask, knowing you have a petite frame and all...
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Apparently you do, cuz you just responded! XD
dude you ARE stupid. i jus though u were faking it a little, u know, like Jessica "supposedly" fakes it
True story:
Jessica sits at the computer shortly after I had been to the Sphere and had busied myself with soemthing else, thus effectively diverting my attention. She sees this line and begins laughing the psychotic laugh that she always does and asks me "what I've been talking to people on the internet about" while being all annoying/playful. :rolleyes:
Then I fucked her.
She makes a point of making an exagerrated fake, as a contribution to the joke. I didn't think it was very funny, but know I kind of do.
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I was wonder what the hell a Jessica was. Is this the same Jessica asdfghjkl-what's-his-name mentioned before?
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jessica simpson. u know, she supposedly tries to be all dumb and shit, she "fakes it". so "does" paris
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Naturally? I know it's rude but I had to ask, knowing you have a petite frame and all...
I also have a good-sized rib cage. Generously-endowed women abound in my family, but short ones do not. My aunt was the champ with 44 double-D's, but she was almost 5' 10" as well. I'm the runt of the last 3 generations of litters. :P I would have reconstructive surgery if necessary, which I hope never happens, but I'm too much of a chicken to get sawed on for purely cosmetic purposes. :huh:
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jessica simpson. u know, she supposedly tries to be all dumb and shit, she "fakes it". so "does" paris
No, they really are dumb. Ever hear someone other than their momma (Paris's parent's have said nothing) say the contrary? No.
And Paris is constantly putting out sex tapes, THAT'S REAL FUCKIN SMART!
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and they both supported Bush!
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Which just proves American Idiocy. ^_^
The new revolution is gonna start soon.
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I get first dibs on the Bush girls!
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Buwhahahaha.
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Damn you Toe, for your speedy calls. :angry:
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You can have Cheney's daughter. I heard she's into chicks too.
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Maybe mom Lynne Cheney was peeping through the keyhole to do research on her literary lesbian masterpiece "Sisters". :P
Her thighs wept with delight.... (http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/sisters.asp)
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I wonder who has the biggest cupsize on this board.
I'm guessing it's either Emerid or Phage
Possibly. I do have rather gargantuan man-boobs.
I'll let you all see them for a dollar.
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Damn all I have is a 5! Got change?
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I dunno if you wanna see his change.
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Maybe mom Lynne Cheney was peeping through the keyhole to do research on her literary lesbian masterpiece "Sisters". :P
Her thighs wept with delight.... (http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/sisters.asp)
I need to go find the Cliffnotes version.
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:blink:
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I wonder who has the biggest cupsize on this board.
I'm guessing it's either Emerid or Phage
Possibly. I do have rather gargantuan man-boobs.
I'll let you all see them for a dollar.
You wacky and alluring homosexuals!
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Great. And I made it through the whole summer without a single he-boobie sighting. :angry:
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I didn't... but then again this whole city's fat. He-tits abound.
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no the whole city, the whole country!
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Well true, but San Antonio is actually within the top ten of the fattest cities in the country.
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Well true, but San Antonio is actually within the top ten of the fattest cities in the country.
So is Dallas, in fact, we have some of the most well-fed homeless folk as well. Not only do we keep ourselves fat, we keep our bums fat, too.
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I wish my manager at work was a little more cut-throat in concern to the homeless. They just keep coming in, all irate and crazed, and she feeds them anyway so they come back.
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Damn, you guys are so weak. America invented rat poison and doculax for a reason.
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I don't wanna poison people, I just want them to go starve somewhere unseen.
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So... pretend to cut your finger while handling their food, and don't bother washing it off?
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thats a treat for homeless vampires
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Exactly! I don't want to give out snacks to homeless vampires!
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You reminded me of something I did when I was 6 - after both MLK & Robert Kennedy were asassinated, it didn't occur to me that they were killed because of who they were. I just figured that if people like those guys with guards & crowds around them all the time got killed, ordinary folk were doomed. So being a Dark Shadows & vampire junkie, I took all the crosses & Bibles out of my room, took the screen off my window & left it open in the hopes that a vampire would come in & get me so I wouldn't have to worry anymore.
Unfortunately, this was Brownsville in June, so all that came in was a baby possum. My grandfather had to chase it out of a closet and I got in trouble for taking the screen off. :(
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You were into Dark Shadows at age 6?
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God, yes. I still have the soundtrack record & some of the books. Wish I hadn't lost my Barnabas ring. :(
And I still think Lara Parker (Angelique) is one of the most gorgeous women ever to grace the planet. :wub:
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Possums are totally cute!
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i think i had a cousin who had a bunch of pet opossums in tiny cages, he showed me once how he liked to throw things at them and make them angry, i secretly wished they got out and ripped his face off.
They are vicious ugly buggers in daylight.
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A cat's first sighting of a possum (at a safe distance, mind you) is hilarious. I had one that went completely rigid with all her fur sticking out - I could have scrubbed a pot with her. :lol: I know she was thinking "giant rat."
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The only possums I've seen have been on the side of the road. :(
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At our old house there was a small one that would come by and snack on the outdoor cat's food. Cutest thing ever.
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There's a raccoon living under our garage.
I can see it through the window in the laundry room. Not right now, but if I wanted get up and look through the window... it probably wouldn't be here right now.
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Them's good eatin.
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:lol:
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This past summer, I saw a new dead armadillo practically every morning due to lack of rain. :( They would go out looking for water at dusk.
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It took years of living here before I ever saw a live armadillo in the "wild". He was walking around like the pimp of the forrest.
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Lara Parker
Peter Parker + Lois Lane?
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Peter Parker + Lara Croft
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Would Lara Parker have ginormous boobs and Spidey Sense?
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Lara Parker
Peter Parker + Lois Lane?
What the fuck was I thinking?
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Would Lara Parker have ginormous boobs and Spidey Sense?
And a hot redheaded girlfriend that she would move large square blocks back and forth with.
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:o
SPIDER-BABE THE MOVIE!! (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000AOV6X/102-9610392-1652913?v=glance)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/spider-babe.jpg)
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YAY FOR PORN!
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THIS Lara Parker (http://www.darkshadowsonline.com/where-parker.html)
I found a ginormous boob picture of her, but the site has Loadblock on links. <_< Gotta C & P.
http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/eccentric/a1ilji1l/angel-a.jpg (http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/eccentric/a1ilji1l/angel-a.jpg)
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I wouldn't hit it
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Toe, honey, remember this was the 60's. Soap opera stars didn't make the bucks to buy their looks from surgeons. Everything she had, face & body, was organically home-grown.
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Damn right. Natural beauty is always best. Kary's hot, and doesn't wear makeup. ^_^
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Toe, honey, remember this was the 60's. Soap opera stars didn't make the bucks to buy their looks from surgeons. Everything she had, face & body, was organically home-grown.
I'm noy saying she ugly. Her eyes are just too damn big!
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Toe, honey, remember this was the 60's. Soap opera stars didn't make the bucks to buy their looks from surgeons. Everything she had, face & body, was organically home-grown.
I'm noy saying she ugly. Her eyes are just too damn big!
You're looking at her eyes? Are you even a man?
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Most guys I know would be crediting their own attributes for the big eyes. :lol:
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Toe, honey, remember this was the 60's. Soap opera stars didn't make the bucks to buy their looks from surgeons. Everything she had, face & body, was organically home-grown.
I'm noy saying she ugly. Her eyes are just too damn big!
You're looking at her eyes? Are you even a man?
Obviusly he's not, since he's judging a woman by her appearance.
Dumbass. :P
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Why do I have to be a dumbass?
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Well, someone has to be.
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3 DAYS TILL THE PREMIERE OF SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS-THE MOVIEE!
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One of the Burger Kings downtown had a huge blown-up SB sitting on it with it's legs hanging over the side.
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Does he have a giant sponge dong?
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no! Sponge bob is asexual DUH!
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Then the squrriel is gonna be severely disapointed.
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Then the squrriel is gonna be severely disapointed.
He still has hands and a tongue, and I bet since he's a sponge he could probally squeeze most of himself in there. Of course, when he starts to expand, I'm sure Sandy won't be too happy.
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Well, there's a tie-in:
"Today" brand contraceptive sponges, now in fun new Spongebob shapes! :P
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I think the Partick ones would be the worst.
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Then the squrriel is gonna be severely disapointed.
He still has hands and a tongue, and I bet since he's a sponge he could probally squeeze most of himself in there. Of course, when he starts to expand, I'm sure Sandy won't be too happy.
:lol: :lol: :lol: HAHAHA! EW!
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Don't forget that long, phallic nose of his. He even plays with it during the intro. It's disgusting.
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Brings a whole 'nother dimension to face-sitting.
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you all wish you were as cool as spongebob!
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Isn't he the biggest dork in Bikini bottom?
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no, everybody love him
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But everyone calls him a dork. Mr. Krabs even called him lame. And he's Mr. Krabs!
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no, everybody love him
Guests don't get to say shit. DIE GUEST!
Oh yeah, *stabs guest*
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Yeah, Bitch has a point. That Mr. Krabs knows where it's at.
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IT'S D-DAY!!! WOOKOOO!!! I can't wait to download it!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/sponge.jpg)
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Why is SB all "al jolsoned"?
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o.o;
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that's the infamous misprinted Sponge Bob Squarepants Valentine's day card. It's was in all the papers.
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Damn. Story link?
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no, everybody love him
Guests don't get to say shit. DIE GUEST!
Oh yeah, *stabs guest*
that was me!
*stabs back*
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that's the infamous misprinted Sponge Bob Squarepants Valentine's day card. It's was in all the papers.
It's times like these I wish I read the rest of the paper and not just "Dear Abby".
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http://www.freep.com/features/living/sponge13_20040213.htm (http://www.freep.com/features/living/sponge13_20040213.htm)
AN UN-FUNNY VALENTINE: Greeting card picture evokes race stereotype
February 13, 2004
BY JIM SCHAEFER
FREE PRESS STAFF WRITER
American Greetings Corp.
The black SpongeBob was a goof in printing, the card company says. Wal-Mart offers refunds but won't stop sales.
American Greetings Corp. calls it a regrettable printing error.
Somehow, boxes of SpongeBob SquarePants Valentine's Day cards are popping up in local Wal-Mart stores -- but the popular cartoon character found inside isn't his traditional yellow color.
He's black. And with his trademark big teeth and wide eyes, this SpongeBob seems similar to offensive images of African Americans portrayed in minstrel shows decades ago.
American Greetings officials said Thursday they were surprised and puzzled when the Free Press made them aware of a complaint about the product.
"We absolutely fell out of our chairs when we saw it," said Carol Miller, director of business development for the Cleveland-based company. "We're obviously going to be talking to Wal-Mart as well as Nickelodeon . . . to offer our sincere apologies for this product making it to market."
Miller said the cards, which were printed and packaged in China, are mistakes, but she and other officials said they were trying to determine how that happened.
David Blinderman, director of global product development for the company, said the printing facility is one of the company's most reliable.
"Culturally, the guys on press in China wouldn't have the faintest idea of who a SpongeBob was or who a black SpongeBob was," Blinderman said.
Jemeka Garcia of Flint Township was skeptical of a mistake, in part because the cards appear to be well made. Garcia and her husband, Scott, complained to the Free Press earlier this week after their 6-year-old daughter discovered the different SpongeBob. The family purchased the cards at a Wal-Mart near their home so the girl could hand them out to her first-grade classmates.
"I want to know why the person did it," Jemeka Garcia said Thursday. "That's kind of a horrible prank. And what if some kid gets it" as a valentine?
A Wal-Mart official said customers who want refunds can have them, but there were no plans to take the boxes off shelves. "It was a very popular item, and there aren't very many left out there," said corporate spokeswoman Danette Thompson. She said the company had received no other complaints.
The cards -- branded as "Nickelodeon 34 Foil Valentines" and selling for $2.74 -- are exclusive to Wal-Mart. Officials said they were widely distributed across the country, but they would not say how many had been produced. The Free Press checked a Wal-Mart in Roseville and found the cards. There are 68 Wal-Mart stores in Michigan.
SpongeBob stars on the Nickelodeon cable channel. The show chronicles the cluelessly optimistic meanderings of a bright-eyed sponge, who lives in a pineapple in the underwater city of Bikini Bottom.
Jemeka Garcia said she's already gone out and replaced the offensive SpongeBobs for her daughter.
"I went and bought her some Scooby-Doos."
Contact JIM SCHAEFER at 313-223-4542 or schaefer@freepress.com.
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Why do the white people bitch about black stuff? And why do black people make up such goofy ass names?
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"I want to know why the person did it," Jemeka Garcia said Thursday. "That's kind of a horrible prank. And what if some kid gets it" as a valentine?
The children! Won't someone please think of the CHILDREN!!? ......Hello? An accident? Ever hear of those?
Thanks for the story, Toe.
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Yeah, I love recalls.
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I love "Total Recall". "Considah thaat ah deevorse."
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I wonder if Catcher In the Rye would be better if it was translated into "Arnoldese".
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I would read it.
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I'd love to hear Arnold describe a fart.
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Get ya ass to maaasss!
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Remember that dumb horror movie "Bats" ?
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The bats the bats the bats are gonna get'cha!
What a dumb theme song.
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Yeah, that's exactly why I brought that up! I thought the song said "they'll catch you in the rye" when I first heard it.
You know..
bats, bats, bats, they're gonna suck ya dry!
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Why am I imagining West Side Story-like dancers singing, "Bats.. bats... play it cool, boy.."
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Yeah, that's exactly why I brought that up! I thought the song said "they'll catch you in the rye" when I first heard it.
You know..
bats, bats, bats, they're gonna suck ya dry!
HA! Someone atleast remembers the trailer for Bats!!! That was possibly the worst B-movie to make it to theaters in the last five years next to The House of the Dead.
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How does it end?
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Rather cleanly.
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Where are chelsey's boobs?!
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You went back through three years of posts to dig this up?
And wait, three years ago, weren't they illegal to look at?
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No, I think I was 18.
I totally forgot about that icon. Too bad we don't have our old computer anymore.
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You went back through three years of posts to dig this up?
And wait, three years ago, weren't they illegal to look at?
Nigga please. This is me were talking about. I can sense 18 yr old boobs through time and space. That's my fucking mutant powet.
No, I think I was 18.
told ya.
I totally forgot about that icon. Too bad we don't have our old computer anymore.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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thats right.
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I guess you'll have to take a new photo
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I guess I will.
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My boobs have shrunk. I think I'm back to 34B :-(
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Get one of those Air Jordan bras. I want to be like Mike. Mike in a bra.
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Do they have a little pump on the side like the shoes?
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Yep, because sometimes, you know, you're in the hood playing b-ball with your crew and you need some extra boobage.