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Title: Because I have no morals
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 31, 2004, 01:23:55 PM
I made a new icon.
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Post by: Rumble on Oct 31, 2004, 02:27:12 PM
:blink:

Those yours, Chels?
If so, my compliments  :D  
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Oct 31, 2004, 05:34:32 PM
I have found my new god.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 31, 2004, 07:41:12 PM
Hmm. No comment.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 31, 2004, 11:16:00 PM
I don't know what boobs, and covered ones at that, have to do with having no regard to morals or women's rights.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 01, 2004, 07:01:30 AM
Of course. I just didn't want to speak up.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 01, 2004, 07:22:12 AM
YAY BOOBS!
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Post by: gwynn on Nov 01, 2004, 07:55:36 AM
im still not voting for them..i mean him.
i missed the regristration date, though its getting harder for me to care about politics when i cant get any respect  for my identity in my own home.
SC is going to bush no matter what anyway.
 
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 01, 2004, 08:07:01 AM
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im still not voting for them..i mean him.
i missed the regristration date, though its getting harder for me to care about politics when i cant get any respect  for my identity in my own home.
SC is going to bush no matter what anyway.
If you don't vote, don't bitch about who get's elected. You forwent that right when you didn't vote.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Nov 01, 2004, 09:43:46 AM
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I don't know what boobs, and covered ones at that, have to do with having no regard to morals or women's rights.
Because I'm exploiting my sexuality in hopes of furthering a cause?

 
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 01, 2004, 07:09:36 PM
dude thats old, www.collegehumor.com
they were doing the same thing for like 2 months and a half. only diff. is that those arent covered :o  
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 01, 2004, 07:13:45 PM
Come on Faye, you can let Kerry one up you! Drop your panties and show your bare ass for BUSH!!!!  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 01, 2004, 07:25:24 PM
:) nah
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 01, 2004, 08:12:21 PM
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Come on Faye, you can let Kerry one up you! Drop your panties and show your bare ass for BUSH!!!!
I am afraid of the Bush on Faye's ass  :blink:  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 01, 2004, 08:50:12 PM
ew god, thanks god women dont have hair in the ass
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Post by: Rumble on Nov 01, 2004, 08:51:41 PM
Faye has a very fine ass  :D  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 01, 2004, 08:59:18 PM
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Faye has a very fine ass  :D
Just it needs a shave. That's what the Brazilian is for.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 01, 2004, 09:00:06 PM
all yours baby! :D  
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Post by: Rumble on Nov 01, 2004, 09:01:10 PM
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all yours baby! :D
 :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 01, 2004, 09:01:17 PM
No Brazilians for me x.x My ass was made hairy, and it's staying that way.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 01, 2004, 09:03:35 PM
"if you smile, then that should set the tone"
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Post by: The D on Nov 02, 2004, 11:24:55 AM
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Come on Faye, you can let Kerry one up you! Drop your panties and show your bare ass for BUSH!!!!
Faye's bush for Bush?


Chels, what's your cup size? I'd give it at least a C.
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Post by: Rumble on Nov 02, 2004, 11:43:32 AM
I wonder who has the biggest cupsize on this board.

I'm guessing it's either Emerid or Phage
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 02, 2004, 01:02:02 PM
I say Emerid.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Nov 02, 2004, 02:41:42 PM
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Come on Faye, you can let Kerry one up you! Drop your panties and show your bare ass for BUSH!!!!
Faye's bush for Bush?


Chels, what's your cup size? I'd give it at least a C.
Aaw, ya flatter me.  I'm only 36B, it's just the angle and probably the way I cropped it.
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 02, 2004, 05:05:02 PM
If Kerry wins do we get a flash?
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 02, 2004, 05:10:18 PM
You know not matter who wins, I think Chels and Faye should come together and feel each other up in the name of freedom. Who's with me?
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Post by: Rumble on Nov 02, 2004, 05:16:22 PM
I know I am
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 02, 2004, 07:01:57 PM
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You know not matter who wins, I think Chels and Faye should come together and feel each other up in the name of freedom. Who's with me?
fuck no
i have to be drunk for that to happen

btw i have pics of me and my friend Kris(asian) doing that, but just for fun
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 02, 2004, 07:12:21 PM
PICTURES! WE DEMAND PICTURES!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 02, 2004, 07:19:29 PM
if u want them i can show em to u but via aim, no way im putting those pics in here!
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 02, 2004, 07:20:29 PM
.....Sure! ::Points and laughs at other board members.:::
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 02, 2004, 07:21:28 PM
ok, so talk to me thru aim
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Nov 02, 2004, 09:20:53 PM
Gee thanks, Faye.  I don't know whether to be insulted or relieved.
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 02, 2004, 09:26:49 PM
It's okay, Chelsey. It's only hot if both girls are hot.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 02, 2004, 09:36:24 PM
yo shut the fuck up, go kill yourself
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 02, 2004, 09:37:55 PM
what are you saying? faye isn't hot? LIEZ!!!! YOU TAKE THAT BACK NOW!!


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Gee thanks, Faye. I don't know whether to be insulted or relieved.

You're insulted! SHOW FAYE HOW REAL WOMEN DO IT!!
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 02, 2004, 09:38:07 PM
Truth hurts, don't it?
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 02, 2004, 09:43:48 PM
why are you trying to hurt me?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 02, 2004, 09:45:32 PM
im not the hottest girl on the earth, but im certainly not ugly. who the fuck do u think you are? you need to get that stick out of your ass asap
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 02, 2004, 09:46:31 PM
I never said you were ugly. I just said you weren't hot. :|
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 02, 2004, 09:48:52 PM
shut UUUUPPP!!
arghhhh!!!!
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 02, 2004, 09:51:12 PM
Make me.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 02, 2004, 09:53:16 PM
Faye isn't hot at all. And any hotness she may have went out the window with some of the shallow comments she's made here @.x;
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 02, 2004, 09:54:30 PM
if i were in front of you i probably would....actually no,like i told toe,  i wouldnt dirty my hands doing that, i would probably just pay someone to do it for me.  
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Post by: Max Con on Nov 02, 2004, 09:55:46 PM
Having a middleman do it doesn't make your hands any cleaner.
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 02, 2004, 09:56:23 PM
I'm so sorry that I don't think you're hot, Faye, especially when you probably think of me as the ugliest thing alive. The thing is, you look and act like a twelve-year-old.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 02, 2004, 09:57:37 PM
*waits for Rumble to chime in*
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 02, 2004, 09:58:35 PM
He'll probably just start yelling again. :\
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 02, 2004, 10:13:29 PM
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I'm so sorry that I don't think you're hot, Faye, especially when you probably think of me as the ugliest thing alive. The thing is, you look and act like a twelve-year-old.
i dont care what you or tom or whoever else here that doesnt like me think about me, i could care L-E-S-S. the people that actually know m think the complete opposite. some of them think i might be look young for my age, but not fucking 12, so what if i dont have boobs, sue me. when im a 54 old woman im gonna look younger. besides, you hav eonly seen me once, and i soo dont looklike a 12 year old in that picture. maybe u saw the one i sent to max, but i clearly told him i looked bad there.. too much booze and maybe something else. i just wanted to clarify this. you should stop being such a bitch, really.  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 02, 2004, 10:17:17 PM
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I'm so sorry that I don't think you're hot, Faye, especially when you probably think of me as the ugliest thing alive. The thing is, you look and act like a twelve-year-old.
i dont care what you or tom or whoever else here that doesnt like me think about me, i could care L-E-S-S. the people that actually know m think the complete opposite. some of them think i might be look young for my age, but not fucking 12, so what if i dont have boobs, sue me. when im a 54 old woman im gonna look younger. besides, you hav eonly seen me once, and i soo dont looklike a 12 year old in that picture. maybe u saw the one i sent to max, but i clearly told him i looked bad there.. too much booze and maybe something else. i just wanted to clarify this. you should stop being such a bitch, really.
I stand by my assumption that you look annoying. A picture is a thousand words, and none of em are interesting.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 02, 2004, 10:20:43 PM
if theres someone i can care less about in this board is you, tom. thats why im not even answering to your really, really dumb posts. i just wanted to put this here to let you notice, because for some reason it doesnt seem to get into that little head of yours that i dont care
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 02, 2004, 10:22:25 PM
Apparently you do, cuz you just responded! XD
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 02, 2004, 10:22:50 PM
You sure complain a lot for someone who doesn't care. Because if you didn't care, you wouldn't be interested enough to say anything.

And I'm not the only bitch here.
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 02, 2004, 10:26:37 PM
:( this thread sucks now. sombody better get naked soon.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 02, 2004, 10:59:20 PM
*strips*
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Post by: Sam on Nov 02, 2004, 11:08:23 PM
*gauges out eyes*
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 02, 2004, 11:12:28 PM
Mmmm, Im gonna sex you up mista turtle-head!
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 03, 2004, 01:51:29 AM
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I don't know what boobs, and covered ones at that, have to do with having no regard to morals or women's rights.
Because I'm exploiting my sexuality in hopes of furthering a cause?
I guess that goes into the morals but I don't see how that goes into women's rights.  If anything, you have the right to show your boobs.   :lol:  
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Post by: Guest on Nov 03, 2004, 08:23:43 AM
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Apparently you do, cuz you just responded! XD
dude you ARE stupid. i jus though u were faking it a little, u know, like Jessica "supposedly" fakes it
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Post by: Faye on Nov 03, 2004, 08:24:04 AM
that was me
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 03, 2004, 08:38:54 AM
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so what if i dont have boobs, sue me. when im a 54 old woman im gonna look younger.

Actually, sun exposure is the greatest factor in premature aging.  If you tan, you're screwed.  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 03, 2004, 09:20:55 AM
And we all know she does. German Skin crisps!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 03, 2004, 09:23:32 AM
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German Skin crisps!

Is this the infamous Holocaust Curse I've heard about?  :huh:  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 03, 2004, 09:26:45 AM
I don't know. Would be a funny form of Karma, though.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 03, 2004, 11:08:35 AM
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so what if i dont have boobs, sue me. when im a 54 old woman im gonna look younger.

Actually, sun exposure is the greatest factor in premature aging.  If you tan, you're screwed.
they had some dermatologists over the other day at the chamber offices and they were checking the sun damage on your skin, and they said i have little to nothing. note that i never use sunblock nor suntan lotion. she said my skin is really good because its tanned:-D
besides, my mom is 44 and her skin is like a baby's skin, not even one wrinkle:-D
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 03, 2004, 11:11:48 AM
So how much did she spend on the surgery?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 03, 2004, 11:43:57 AM
ZING!!!

Considering my hair colour, anything other than porcelain-pale skin would make me look extremely odd.  :wacko:   I've seen tanned girls who dye their hair red - not good if one wants to resemble anything human.

BWAHA!!! This is fucking hilarious!!!

Now , I dress very conservatively up here and ALWAYS wear a jacket as my bra size is 37D.  Current events leaving me in a general "fuck the world" mood, I wore an above-the-knee black shirt, 3" heeled red pumps and a horizontally-striped black & white knit top that my buddy Michael calls my best tip top (bartending term for shirt that inspires guys to tip well). I put a red jacket on over it because I have a meeting today, but took it off at lunch while no one's here.

So I'm walking up the hall, a guy from claims is walking in my direction toward the men's room and RUNS INTO THE WALL.  :lol:  
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 03, 2004, 01:49:11 PM
I would ask for pictures but I'm too depressed to care.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 03, 2004, 02:12:09 PM
Rent "The Audition".

Pretend the guy in the bag is Bush, especially when she slooowly shoves the needle through his tongue & saws his foot off with piano wire & flings it against the wall.  :lol:  
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Post by: Max Con on Nov 03, 2004, 03:41:11 PM
Pictures, dammit. PICTURES!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 03, 2004, 06:37:21 PM
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So how much did she spend on the surgery?
none whatsoever, she doesnt need them she just have wonderful skin. shes gooorgeous
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 03, 2004, 07:03:37 PM
So she bathes in the blood of virgins? I hear virgin blood is great for old bag skin.  
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 04, 2004, 12:05:56 AM
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Now , I dress very conservatively up here and ALWAYS wear a jacket as my bra size is 37D.
Naturally?  I know it's rude but I had to ask, knowing you have a petite frame and all...
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Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 04, 2004, 12:56:54 AM
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Apparently you do, cuz you just responded! XD
dude you ARE stupid. i jus though u were faking it a little, u know, like Jessica "supposedly" fakes it
True story:

Jessica sits at the computer shortly after I had been to the Sphere and had busied myself with soemthing else, thus effectively diverting my attention.  She sees this line and begins laughing the psychotic laugh that she always does and asks me "what I've been talking to people on the internet about" while being all annoying/playful.  :rolleyes:

Then I fucked her.







She makes a point of making an exagerrated fake, as a contribution to the joke. I didn't think it was very funny, but know I kind of do.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 04, 2004, 01:28:31 AM
I was wonder what the hell a Jessica was.  Is this the same Jessica asdfghjkl-what's-his-name mentioned before?
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Post by: Guest on Nov 04, 2004, 09:27:34 AM
jessica simpson. u know, she supposedly tries to be all dumb and shit, she "fakes it". so "does" paris
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 04, 2004, 10:02:08 AM
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Naturally? I know it's rude but I had to ask, knowing you have a petite frame and all...

I also have a good-sized rib cage.  Generously-endowed women abound in my family, but short ones do not.  My aunt was the champ with 44 double-D's, but she was almost 5' 10" as well.  I'm the runt of the last 3 generations of litters.  :P  I would have reconstructive surgery if necessary, which I hope never happens, but I'm too much of a chicken to get sawed on for purely cosmetic purposes.  :huh:

 
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 04, 2004, 10:14:06 AM
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jessica simpson. u know, she supposedly tries to be all dumb and shit, she "fakes it". so "does" paris
No, they really are dumb. Ever hear someone other than their momma (Paris's parent's have said nothing) say the contrary? No.

And Paris is constantly putting out sex tapes, THAT'S REAL FUCKIN SMART!
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 04, 2004, 10:22:43 AM
and they both supported Bush!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 04, 2004, 10:24:05 AM
Which just proves American Idiocy. ^_^

The new revolution is gonna start soon.
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 04, 2004, 10:28:02 AM
I get first dibs on the Bush girls!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 04, 2004, 10:50:07 AM
Buwhahahaha.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 04, 2004, 12:33:17 PM
Damn you Toe, for your speedy calls.  :angry:  
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 04, 2004, 02:37:03 PM
You can have Cheney's daughter. I heard she's into chicks too.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 04, 2004, 03:27:01 PM
Maybe mom Lynne Cheney was peeping through the keyhole to do research on her literary lesbian masterpiece "Sisters".   :P

Her thighs wept with delight.... (http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/sisters.asp)

 
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Post by: Phagey on Nov 04, 2004, 05:45:48 PM
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I wonder who has the biggest cupsize on this board.

I'm guessing it's either Emerid or Phage
Possibly. I do have rather gargantuan man-boobs.

I'll let you all see them for a dollar.
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 04, 2004, 06:06:39 PM
Damn all I have is a 5! Got change?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 04, 2004, 07:49:51 PM
I dunno if you wanna see his change.
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 04, 2004, 09:39:17 PM
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Maybe mom Lynne Cheney was peeping through the keyhole to do research on her literary lesbian masterpiece "Sisters".   :P

Her thighs wept with delight.... (http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/sisters.asp)
I need to go find the Cliffnotes version.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 05, 2004, 01:42:31 AM
:blink:  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 05, 2004, 02:22:28 AM
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I wonder who has the biggest cupsize on this board.

I'm guessing it's either Emerid or Phage
Possibly. I do have rather gargantuan man-boobs.

I'll let you all see them for a dollar.
You wacky and alluring homosexuals!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 05, 2004, 08:34:32 AM
Great.  And I made it through the whole summer without a single he-boobie sighting.  :angry:  
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 06, 2004, 12:49:14 AM
I didn't... but then again this whole city's fat.  He-tits abound.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 06, 2004, 08:22:01 AM
no the whole city, the whole country!
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 06, 2004, 08:03:14 PM
Well true, but San Antonio is actually within the top ten of the fattest cities in the country.
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 06, 2004, 08:21:58 PM
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Well true, but San Antonio is actually within the top ten of the fattest cities in the country.
So is Dallas, in fact, we have some of the most well-fed homeless folk as well.  Not only do we keep ourselves fat, we keep our bums fat, too.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 06, 2004, 09:47:23 PM
I wish my manager at work was a little more cut-throat in concern to the homeless.  They just keep coming in, all irate and crazed, and she feeds them anyway so they come back.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 06, 2004, 11:05:39 PM
Damn, you guys are so weak.  America invented rat poison and doculax for a reason.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 07, 2004, 10:38:56 PM
I don't wanna poison people, I just want them to go starve somewhere unseen.
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 07, 2004, 11:48:29 PM
So... pretend to cut your finger while handling their food, and don't bother washing it off?
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Post by: gwynn on Nov 08, 2004, 10:20:10 AM
thats a treat for homeless vampires
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 09, 2004, 01:32:19 AM
Exactly!  I don't want to give out snacks to homeless vampires!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 10, 2004, 11:52:04 AM
You reminded me of something I did when I was 6 - after both MLK & Robert Kennedy were asassinated, it didn't occur to me that they were killed because of who they were.  I just figured that if people like those guys with guards & crowds around them all the time got killed, ordinary folk were doomed.  So being a Dark Shadows & vampire junkie, I took all the crosses & Bibles out of my room, took the screen off my window & left it open in the hopes that a vampire would come in & get me so I wouldn't have to worry anymore.  

Unfortunately, this was Brownsville in June, so all that came in was a baby possum.  My grandfather had to chase it out of a closet and I got in trouble for taking the screen off.  :(  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 10, 2004, 11:55:06 AM
You were into Dark Shadows at age 6?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 10, 2004, 12:15:32 PM
God, yes.  I still have the soundtrack record & some of the books.  Wish I hadn't lost my Barnabas ring.  :(

And I still think Lara Parker (Angelique) is one of the most gorgeous women ever to grace the planet.  :wub:  
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 11, 2004, 12:07:25 AM
Possums are totally cute!
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Post by: gwynn on Nov 11, 2004, 12:50:08 PM
i think i had a cousin who had a bunch of pet opossums in tiny cages, he showed me once how he liked to throw things at them and make them angry, i secretly wished they got out and ripped his face off.
They are vicious ugly buggers in daylight.

 
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 11, 2004, 03:25:33 PM
A cat's first sighting of a possum (at a safe distance, mind you) is hilarious.  I had one that went completely rigid with all her fur sticking out - I could have scrubbed a pot with her.  :lol:  I know she was thinking "giant rat."
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Nov 11, 2004, 10:23:34 PM
The only possums I've seen have been on the side of the road.   :(  
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 11, 2004, 10:39:53 PM
At our old house there was a small one that would come by and snack on the outdoor cat's food.  Cutest thing ever.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Nov 11, 2004, 10:46:12 PM
There's a raccoon living under our garage.

I can see it through the window in the laundry room.  Not right now, but if I wanted get up and look through the window... it probably wouldn't be here right now.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 11, 2004, 10:56:18 PM
Them's good eatin.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 11, 2004, 11:23:58 PM
:lol:
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 12, 2004, 11:24:03 AM
This past summer, I saw a new dead armadillo practically every morning due to lack of rain.  :(   They would go out looking for water at dusk.  
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 12, 2004, 11:40:21 PM
It took years of living here before I ever saw a live armadillo in the "wild".  He was walking around like the pimp of the forrest.
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 13, 2004, 12:19:35 AM
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Lara Parker
Peter Parker + Lois Lane?
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2004, 01:26:51 AM
Peter Parker + Lara Croft
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Nov 13, 2004, 10:56:48 AM
Would Lara Parker have ginormous boobs and Spidey Sense?
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 13, 2004, 05:54:38 PM
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Lara Parker
Peter Parker + Lois Lane?
What the fuck was I thinking?
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 14, 2004, 08:27:29 PM
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Would Lara Parker have ginormous boobs and Spidey Sense?
And a hot redheaded girlfriend that she would move large square blocks back and forth with.
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 15, 2004, 01:11:03 AM
:o
SPIDER-BABE THE MOVIE!! (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000AOV6X/102-9610392-1652913?v=glance)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/spider-babe.jpg)
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 15, 2004, 01:29:03 AM
YAY FOR PORN!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 15, 2004, 08:33:27 AM
THIS Lara Parker (http://www.darkshadowsonline.com/where-parker.html)

I found a ginormous boob picture of her, but the site has Loadblock on  links.  <_< Gotta C & P.

http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/eccentric/a1ilji1l/angel-a.jpg (http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/eccentric/a1ilji1l/angel-a.jpg)
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 15, 2004, 11:44:35 AM
I wouldn't hit it
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 16, 2004, 08:08:33 AM
Toe, honey, remember this was the 60's.  Soap opera stars didn't make the bucks to buy their looks from surgeons.  Everything she had, face & body, was organically home-grown.  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 16, 2004, 11:05:48 AM
Damn right. Natural beauty is always best. Kary's hot, and doesn't wear makeup. ^_^
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 16, 2004, 11:28:59 AM
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Toe, honey, remember this was the 60's.  Soap opera stars didn't make the bucks to buy their looks from surgeons.  Everything she had, face & body, was organically home-grown.
I'm noy saying she ugly. Her eyes are just too damn big!
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 16, 2004, 12:20:21 PM
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Toe, honey, remember this was the 60's.  Soap opera stars didn't make the bucks to buy their looks from surgeons.  Everything she had, face & body, was organically home-grown.
I'm noy saying she ugly. Her eyes are just too damn big!
You're looking at her eyes?  Are you even a man?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 16, 2004, 01:22:56 PM
Most guys I know would be crediting their own attributes for the big eyes.   :lol:  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 16, 2004, 02:11:34 PM
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Toe, honey, remember this was the 60's.  Soap opera stars didn't make the bucks to buy their looks from surgeons.  Everything she had, face & body, was organically home-grown.
I'm noy saying she ugly. Her eyes are just too damn big!
You're looking at her eyes?  Are you even a man?
Obviusly he's not, since he's judging a woman by her appearance.

Dumbass.  :P  
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 16, 2004, 06:26:34 PM
Why do I have to be a dumbass?
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Nov 16, 2004, 09:08:31 PM
Well, someone has to be.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 16, 2004, 09:19:32 PM
3 DAYS TILL THE PREMIERE OF SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS-THE MOVIEE!
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 16, 2004, 09:48:12 PM
One of the Burger Kings downtown had a huge blown-up SB sitting on it with it's legs hanging over the side.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 16, 2004, 11:01:37 PM
Does he have a giant sponge dong?
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 16, 2004, 11:14:28 PM
no! Sponge bob is asexual DUH!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 17, 2004, 01:01:55 AM
Then the squrriel is gonna be severely disapointed.
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 17, 2004, 08:15:33 AM
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Then the squrriel is gonna be severely disapointed.
He still has hands and a tongue, and I bet since he's a sponge he could probally squeeze most of himself in there.  Of course, when he starts to expand, I'm sure Sandy won't be too happy.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 17, 2004, 08:26:42 AM
Well, there's a tie-in:  

"Today" brand contraceptive sponges, now in fun new Spongebob shapes!   :P  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 17, 2004, 10:45:45 AM
I think the Partick ones would be the worst.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 18, 2004, 12:33:49 AM
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Then the squrriel is gonna be severely disapointed.
He still has hands and a tongue, and I bet since he's a sponge he could probally squeeze most of himself in there.  Of course, when he starts to expand, I'm sure Sandy won't be too happy.
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol: HAHAHA! EW!
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 18, 2004, 01:00:15 AM
Don't forget that long, phallic nose of his. He even plays with it during the intro. It's disgusting.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 18, 2004, 08:39:44 AM
Brings a whole 'nother dimension to face-sitting.  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 18, 2004, 09:42:26 AM
you all wish you were as cool as spongebob!
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 18, 2004, 10:19:42 AM
Isn't he the biggest dork in Bikini bottom?
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Post by: Guest on Nov 18, 2004, 10:42:34 AM
no, everybody love him
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 18, 2004, 01:09:35 PM
But everyone calls him a dork. Mr. Krabs even called him lame. And he's Mr. Krabs!
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 18, 2004, 07:16:19 PM
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no, everybody love him
Guests don't get to say shit.  DIE GUEST!

Oh yeah, *stabs guest*
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 18, 2004, 11:20:42 PM
Yeah, Bitch has a point.  That Mr. Krabs knows where it's at.
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 19, 2004, 10:18:55 AM
IT'S D-DAY!!! WOOKOOO!!! I can't wait to download it!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/blanktoe/sponge.jpg)
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 19, 2004, 11:35:53 PM
Why is SB all "al jolsoned"?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 20, 2004, 12:10:42 AM
o.o;
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 20, 2004, 12:43:50 AM
that's the infamous misprinted Sponge Bob Squarepants Valentine's day card. It's was in all the papers.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 21, 2004, 05:15:38 PM
Damn. Story link?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 21, 2004, 09:21:29 PM
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no, everybody love him
Guests don't get to say shit.  DIE GUEST!

Oh yeah, *stabs guest*
that was me!
*stabs back*
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 22, 2004, 03:00:45 PM
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that's the infamous misprinted Sponge Bob Squarepants Valentine's day card. It's was in all the papers.
It's times like these I wish I read the rest of the paper and not just "Dear Abby".
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 22, 2004, 07:26:52 PM
http://www.freep.com/features/living/sponge13_20040213.htm (http://www.freep.com/features/living/sponge13_20040213.htm)




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AN UN-FUNNY VALENTINE: Greeting card picture evokes race stereotype

February 13, 2004
BY JIM SCHAEFER
FREE PRESS STAFF WRITER

American Greetings Corp.

The black SpongeBob was a goof in printing, the card company says. Wal-Mart offers refunds but won't stop sales.
 
American Greetings Corp. calls it a regrettable printing error.

Somehow, boxes of SpongeBob SquarePants Valentine's Day cards are popping up in local Wal-Mart stores -- but the popular cartoon character found inside isn't his traditional yellow color.

He's black. And with his trademark big teeth and wide eyes, this SpongeBob seems similar to offensive images of African Americans portrayed in minstrel shows decades ago.

American Greetings officials said Thursday they were surprised and puzzled when the Free Press made them aware of a complaint about the product.

"We absolutely fell out of our chairs when we saw it," said Carol Miller, director of business development for the Cleveland-based company. "We're obviously going to be talking to Wal-Mart as well as Nickelodeon . . . to offer our sincere apologies for this product making it to market."

Miller said the cards, which were printed and packaged in China, are mistakes, but she and other officials said they were trying to determine how that happened.

David Blinderman, director of global product development for the company, said the printing facility is one of the company's most reliable.

"Culturally, the guys on press in China wouldn't have the faintest idea of who a SpongeBob was or who a black SpongeBob was," Blinderman said.

Jemeka Garcia of Flint Township was skeptical of a mistake, in part because the cards appear to be well made. Garcia and her husband, Scott, complained to the Free Press earlier this week after their 6-year-old daughter discovered the different SpongeBob. The family purchased the cards at a Wal-Mart near their home so the girl could hand them out to her first-grade classmates.

"I want to know why the person did it," Jemeka Garcia said Thursday. "That's kind of a horrible prank. And what if some kid gets it" as a valentine?

A Wal-Mart official said customers who want refunds can have them, but there were no plans to take the boxes off shelves. "It was a very popular item, and there aren't very many left out there," said corporate spokeswoman Danette Thompson. She said the company had received no other complaints.

The cards -- branded as "Nickelodeon 34 Foil Valentines" and selling for $2.74 -- are exclusive to Wal-Mart. Officials said they were widely distributed across the country, but they would not say how many had been produced. The Free Press checked a Wal-Mart in Roseville and found the cards. There are 68 Wal-Mart stores in Michigan.

SpongeBob stars on the Nickelodeon cable channel. The show chronicles the cluelessly optimistic meanderings of a bright-eyed sponge, who lives in a pineapple in the underwater city of Bikini Bottom.

Jemeka Garcia said she's already gone out and replaced the offensive SpongeBobs for her daughter.

"I went and bought her some Scooby-Doos."




Contact JIM SCHAEFER at 313-223-4542 or schaefer@freepress.com.

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 22, 2004, 08:50:51 PM
Why do the white people bitch about black stuff? And why do black people make up such goofy ass names?
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 23, 2004, 01:49:32 AM
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"I want to know why the person did it," Jemeka Garcia said Thursday. "That's kind of a horrible prank. And what if some kid gets it" as a valentine?
The children!  Won't someone please think of the CHILDREN!!?  ......Hello?  An accident?  Ever hear of those?

Thanks for the story, Toe.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 23, 2004, 02:59:55 AM
Yeah, I love recalls.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 23, 2004, 05:06:14 PM
I love "Total Recall".  "Considah thaat ah deevorse."
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 23, 2004, 11:03:57 PM
I wonder if Catcher In the Rye would be better if it was translated into "Arnoldese".
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 23, 2004, 11:11:39 PM
I would read it.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 26, 2004, 02:52:49 AM
I'd love to hear Arnold describe a fart.
 
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Post by: The D on Nov 27, 2004, 10:01:34 PM
Get ya ass to maaasss!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 29, 2004, 03:01:14 AM
Remember that dumb horror movie "Bats" ?
 
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Post by: Max Con on Nov 29, 2004, 04:44:48 AM
The bats the bats the bats are gonna get'cha!


What a dumb theme song.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 29, 2004, 12:08:17 PM
Yeah, that's exactly why I brought that up! I thought the song said "they'll catch you in the rye" when I first heard it.

You know..

bats, bats, bats, they're gonna suck ya dry!
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Nov 29, 2004, 02:27:45 PM
Why am I imagining West Side Story-like dancers singing, "Bats.. bats... play it cool, boy.."
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Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 29, 2004, 08:08:23 PM
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Yeah, that's exactly why I brought that up! I thought the song said "they'll catch you in the rye" when I first heard it.

You know..

bats, bats, bats, they're gonna suck ya dry!
HA!  Someone atleast remembers the trailer for Bats!!!  That was possibly the worst B-movie to make it to theaters in the last five years next to The House of the Dead.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 30, 2004, 02:08:10 AM
How does it end?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Nov 30, 2004, 01:00:56 PM
Rather cleanly.
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Post by: IDE on Dec 05, 2007, 01:31:33 AM
Where are chelsey's boobs?!

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Post by: Sam on Dec 05, 2007, 01:17:04 PM
You went back through three years of posts to dig this up? 

And wait, three years ago, weren't they illegal to look at?
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 05, 2007, 02:45:49 PM
No, I think I was 18.

I totally forgot about that icon.  Too bad we don't have our old computer anymore.
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Post by: IDE on Dec 05, 2007, 03:10:55 PM
You went back through three years of posts to dig this up? 

And wait, three years ago, weren't they illegal to look at?

Nigga please.  This is me were talking about.  I can sense 18 yr old boobs through time and space.  That's my fucking mutant powet.

No, I think I was 18.

told ya.

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I totally forgot about that icon.  Too bad we don't have our old computer anymore.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 
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Post by: The D on Dec 05, 2007, 11:21:12 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 



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Post by: IDE on Dec 06, 2007, 12:59:28 AM
thats right.
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Post by: Sam on Dec 06, 2007, 09:14:34 AM
I guess you'll have to take a new photo
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 08, 2007, 11:45:12 AM
I guess I will.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 08, 2007, 02:43:15 PM
My boobs have shrunk. I think I'm back to 34B :-(
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 08, 2007, 09:05:29 PM
Get one of those Air Jordan bras.  I want to be like Mike.  Mike in a bra.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 10, 2007, 02:40:39 PM
Do they have a little pump on the side like the shoes?
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 11, 2007, 12:07:10 PM
Yep, because sometimes, you know, you're in the hood playing b-ball with your crew and you need some extra boobage.