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Title: I was up all night playing with myself.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 27, 2009, 09:21:02 AM: Solitaire on my laptop, but I wanted to make a topic. ;D It's probably for the best that I wasn't playing for money. :raiseeyebrow:
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Post by: The D on Jun 27, 2009, 01:58:49 PM: I was up all night.... not sleeping. I can't get a good steady night's sleep worth shit. I keep on tossing and turning and waking up multiple times, I'm thinking of getting myself tested for sleep disorders.
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Post by: Rama on Jun 28, 2009, 01:55:56 AM: Hey Alright.....

Oh.....Well I mean I guess this is just as good.

When I play with myself I tend to do it with Free Cell.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 28, 2009, 04:21:05 PM: That will be me this coming Saturday on the deck with the hose, watching for shitheads shooting off bottle rockets when we have a burn ban on. :goddammit:
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 28, 2009, 10:07:56 PM: Quote from: B E C K on Jun 27, 2009, 09:21:02 AM
Solitaire on my laptop, but I wanted to make a topic. ;D It's probably for the best that I wasn't playing for money. :raiseeyebrow:
I came either way while the page loaded, so congrats.
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Post by: Sam on Jun 29, 2009, 02:30:16 PM: I was going to make a similar joke but Tom beat me to it and now I just feel dirty.
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Post by: IDE on Jun 29, 2009, 10:33:41 PM: I had a dream I nailed one of my childhood friends last night. Nikki Benda (yes we made fun of her last name).
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Post by: Derrick on Jun 30, 2009, 05:48:28 AM: I dreamt of my first time.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 30, 2009, 11:30:42 PM: Quote from: Derrick on Jun 28, 2009, 10:07:56 PM
I came either way while the page loaded, so congrats.

You unloaded while the page loaded? No, ew, I shouldn't have said that.

I haven't been able to sleep either. My hours got all fucked up like a vampire's but then I was forced to normalize and it just fucked up my body completely. At least before I would have a "nice" sleep* and then be up all night. But now I'm really sleepy in the late afternoon, early morning, and late evening and awake in the mid early morning hours, all afternoon, and early evening. So it's like alternating. Fuck the what. One Monday, I was surviving on two hours of fumes with a one hour nap. I was also on fumes the last couple of times I visited my dad.

*It sucked because even though I would sleep a solid block, half the time I kept having nightmares and when that happened, I would not wake up feeling well-rested and end up sleeping more.
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Post by: Rama on Jul 01, 2009, 12:30:17 AM: Sleeping during the day is normal. At least for me...I can attested to this as I haven’t done it in a long while now and I'm always tired.

But I mean if you really think about from like a evolutionary stand point...all the big bad animals that want to kill and eat you came out at night.(Wolves, Panthers, that sorta thing.) But the nice ones that wouldn't hurt a fly are up during the days. (Deer, Birds.) So really we should all sleep during the day so some wild animal doesn't kill us in our sleep.

I could totally do the whole Vampire thing, but I love garlic damnit!
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 01, 2009, 12:55:47 AM: Well, I didn't really mind the vampire's hours so much but pesky day-time activities forced me to normalize too quickly. :\ During the time I dropped out of college several years back, I would actually sleep during the day, work at night, and then have my free time after work and late-night tv (after Highlander and Xena reruns and the like). I really liked it, too. And one Christmas back when I baked all of this shit for my relatives, I had managed to shift to being awake at night at that time so I baked everything in the wee hours of the morning. I'm not a farmer, why should I be awake during the day? It's hot out there!
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Post by: Rama on Jul 01, 2009, 12:58:45 AM: Damn straight.

It's such a Dayperson world. It makes me sick! SICK I TELL YA!
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 01, 2009, 01:05:44 AM: It should. You disgust me, sir.
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Post by: Rama on Jul 01, 2009, 01:08:08 AM: Well don't worry...I got this plan to block out the sun. Then they'll pay...they'll all pay.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 01, 2009, 06:27:19 AM: Quote from: B E C K on Jun 30, 2009, 11:30:42 PM

You unloaded while the page loaded? No, ew, I shouldn't have said that.

Just think about what that says about my overall stamina. x.x
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Post by: IDE on Jul 01, 2009, 02:28:03 PM: Quote from: Derrick on Jun 30, 2009, 05:48:28 AM
I dreamt of my first time.

Personally I try not to remember, and from the shady glances the pool pump gives me I'm sure it's trying to do the same.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 01, 2009, 03:33:26 PM: Quote from: Derrick on Jul 01, 2009, 06:27:19 AM
Quote from: B E C K on Jun 30, 2009, 11:30:42 PM

You unloaded while the page loaded? No, ew, I shouldn't have said that.

Just think about what that says about my overall stamina. x.x

Jesus still loves you.

Quote from: IDE on Jul 01, 2009, 02:28:03 PM
Quote from: Derrick on Jun 30, 2009, 05:48:28 AM
I dreamt of my first time.

Personally I try not to remember, and from the shady glances the pool pump gives me I'm sure it's trying to do the same.

Well, maybe you should have tried talking to it afterwards.
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Post by: IDE on Jul 01, 2009, 05:06:29 PM: Talking? To a pool pump?

That's insane.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 01, 2009, 07:29:48 PM: I am now ill and I don't want to swim in a pool. Now I know how people felt when Jaws came out.
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Post by: Rama on Jul 01, 2009, 11:02:35 PM: Just don't open your mouth when you go in there. It'll be fine
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 03, 2009, 10:27:46 AM: But ingesting a little pee is good for the system.
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Post by: Rama on Jul 03, 2009, 01:16:28 PM: It wasn't the pee I was worried about.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 04, 2009, 03:50:52 AM: Caddy Shack candy bars?
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 04, 2009, 10:26:36 AM: Jizz. Silvery puddles floating on the water's surface.

x.x
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 05, 2009, 02:06:38 AM: A wizard told me it's good for the skin.
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Post by: Rama on Jul 05, 2009, 03:06:34 AM: Must...not...say...it...

*Blows a gasket and passes out.*
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Post by: IDE on Jul 06, 2009, 10:24:30 PM: My jizz only sparkles under the black light of nuitari.
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Post by: Sam on Jul 07, 2009, 09:53:38 AM: I'm pretty sure ðat's the first time ðat statement has ever been uttered.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 07, 2009, 10:58:01 AM: Quote from: Rama on Jul 05, 2009, 03:06:34 AM
Must...not...say...it...

*Blows a gasket and passes out.*

Wizards never lie! Not unless they have a hooked nose and a black cloak, then you know he's evil!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 07, 2009, 12:21:15 PM: Don't make me whip out my "Snape is Good!" button! :raiseeyebrow:
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Post by: Rama on Jul 07, 2009, 12:38:25 PM: Quote from: B E C K on Jul 07, 2009, 10:58:01 AM
Quote from: Rama on Jul 05, 2009, 03:06:34 AM
Must...not...say...it...

*Blows a gasket and passes out.*

Wizards never lie! Not unless they have a hooked nose and a black cloak, then you know he's evil!

Well if it's so good for your skin, I might be able to help you in that department.

Damnit...see you had to push till I said it didn' you? Just couldn't leave well enough alone.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 07, 2009, 09:54:04 PM: Sorry, but... I love you.

*Sarah MacClaughlin music plays*
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 09, 2009, 01:11:25 PM: Quote from: Bernie AKA on Jul 07, 2009, 12:21:15 PM
Don't make me whip out my "Snape is Good!" button! :raiseeyebrow:

No, he's sad! Get over Lily already, you greasy sicko!

Quote from: Rama on Jul 07, 2009, 12:38:25 PM
Well if it's so good for your skin, I might be able to help you in that department.

Pfft! :razz: What is "no". :nono: :poo:

(http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=1871.0;attach=352;image)
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 09, 2009, 01:12:15 PM: Quote from: Derrick on Jul 07, 2009, 09:54:04 PM
Sorry, but... I love you.

*Sarah MacClaughlin music plays*

What is "gay"?

(http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=1871.0;attach=352;image)
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 09, 2009, 01:23:06 PM: DON'T JUDGE MY LOVE!!!
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 09, 2009, 01:40:38 PM: The Jeopardy judges are the ones judging your judged love! They say they'll take "egg sac" instead of "cocoon" but what good does that do you now? It's not as though you get to select the next question like you should've! Those $400 are little consolation!
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 09, 2009, 01:42:07 PM: Honestly, I was only interested in the experience. That wasn't that good, either. He needs to learn how to be a giving lover.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 09, 2009, 01:48:25 PM: Was there a phone number on his ass like those trucks that are all "How's ma driving?" You should call it.
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Post by: Rama on Jul 09, 2009, 10:34:16 PM: Quote from: B E C K on Jul 09, 2009, 01:11:25 PM
Quote from: Rama on Jul 07, 2009, 12:38:25 PM
Well if it's so good for your skin, I might be able to help you in that department.

Pfft! :razz: What is "no". :nono: :poo:

Well fine! I didn't want too anyway! >:(
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 10, 2009, 06:06:33 AM: Quote from: B E C K on Jul 09, 2009, 01:48:25 PM
Was there a phone number on his ass like those trucks that are all "How's ma driving?" You should call it.

Ya know I did. Sam picked up. I was too creeped out to complain.
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Post by: Sam on Jul 10, 2009, 10:00:43 AM: I work at a call center at night to make a little extra money. IS ÐAT SO WRONG?!
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Post by: Rama on Jul 10, 2009, 11:40:00 AM: Yes...Yes it is.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 10, 2009, 02:15:10 PM: Very, very wrong. I cried for three hours, and it in no way helped me recover my personality. Now I am how I am.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 11, 2009, 06:49:05 AM: Quote from: Sam on Jul 10, 2009, 10:00:43 AM
I work at a call center at night to make a little extra money. IS ÐAT SO WRONG?!

Only when you answer the phone in an Indian accent.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 11, 2009, 09:45:54 AM: "Oh, hello my friend. Very good to be helping you this evening. My name is MICHAEL, how may I be serving you today?"

Michael... or RASNESH?!
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Post by: The D on Jul 11, 2009, 02:14:57 PM: Quote from: Bernie AKA on Jul 07, 2009, 12:21:15 PM
Don't make me whip out my "Snape is Good!" button! :raiseeyebrow:

I have this idea of spoiling the upcoming movie, but then I realized most of the people in the theater would already know, and the rest wouldn't give a shit. It's just not as fun.
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Post by: IDE on Jul 11, 2009, 02:58:55 PM: Yeah it's over brotha.

I'm just glad I got mine while the getting was good...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTkEka1tk4c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTkEka1tk4c)

Over 20k views and 33 comments it's my biggest youtube success to date.
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Post by: IDE on Jul 11, 2009, 02:59:43 PM: lol someone said "my" website (meaning allspark) is gay.
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Post by: IDE on Jul 11, 2009, 03:02:53 PM: When am I going to get my editing privileges back? I'll remind you that I never actually abused the editing function. I was stripped of my editing dignity in an uncalled for pre emptive strike when you edited one of my posts. I wouldn't have edited it back anyways.

And while it is funnier if I never get to edit again, but then you have to read my triple posts.
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Post by: Rama on Jul 11, 2009, 11:03:25 PM: Questioning it only makes it last longer.

and the Ass-spank is gay.
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Post by: IDE on Jul 12, 2009, 03:31:36 AM: Then IFknHateUTube is an astute young gentleman.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 12, 2009, 01:00:14 PM: He also hates "UTube". Something to think about. Or not.

Quote from: IDE on Jul 11, 2009, 03:02:53 PM
And while it is funnier if I never get to edit again, but then you have to read my triple posts.

I can live with it for the moment.
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Post by: Derrick on Jul 13, 2009, 12:08:38 AM: As can I.