The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bitch on Jun 04, 2008, 12:39:38 AM
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Im shifaced. Isn't it grand?
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Well now you just need to Faye and IDE in here and you can have a whole Shitfaced drunk posting party.
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But they have lives! im only drunk cuz bro and sis and i decided to play rummy while drink rum and coke. And we got sailor jerry's, so we got extra drunk. faye and ide are probably out getting laid, while im stuck at home with no boyfriend and a period.
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Ummmmmm....There there.
*Pat Pat*
I don't know what to tell you. I've never got shitfaced and I've never had a period. I don't even know what Sailor Jerry's is.
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Awww, I would've taken advantage of you. <3
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I don't know what to tell you. I've never got shitfaced and I've never had a period.
But have you ever had a boyfriend?
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Im shifaced. Isn't it grand?
Not really.
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Im shifaced. Isn't it grand?
Not really.
Lies!
It's great! Have you ever been drunk or do you just judge drinking in general by the way some drunken uncle of yours behaves?
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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Just say "No" to drunken posting.
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im stuck at home with no boyfriend and a period.
Awww, I would've taken advantage of you. <3
:puke:
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The red baron flies again!
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Lies!
It's great! Have you ever been drunk or do you just judge drinking in general by the way some drunken uncle of yours behaves?
I can recall at least one adventure of the lushly kind she recounted to all of us.
Course my memories could have all run together over the last 9 years.
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I don't count that because I mixed it with a bunch of meds for the sole purpose of passing out.
It's great! Have you ever been drunk or do you just judge drinking in general by the way some drunken uncle of yours behaves?
I judge drinking in general on the basis of the fact I find drunks obnoxious, whether they're related to me or not. Look, you hate fingers up your ass and I hate drunks. Just live and let live.
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But is says right on the bottle not to mix with Alcohol!!!!!
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Im shifaced. Isn't it grand?
Not really.
Lies!
It's great!
Completely agree!
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I don't count that because I mixed it with a bunch of meds for the sole purpose of passing out.
It's great! Have you ever been drunk or do you just judge drinking in general by the way some drunken uncle of yours behaves?
I judge drinking in general on the basis of the fact I find drunks obnoxious, whether they're related to me or not. Look, you hate fingers up your ass and I hate drunks. Just live and let live.
*pokes you with a stick*
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That's not a stick. That's not a stick at all!
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Shhh! I'm almost done!
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That didn't take long.
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*breaks stick and throws it into roaring fireplace*
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When did we have a Fireplace put in?
It really does add atomsphere.
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Now we can roast marshmallows
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Try making smores with fudge striped cookies. Cheap and excellent!
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That didn't take long.
It was a 9 hour stint!
*breaks stick and throws it into roaring fireplace*
Annnnnnnd...I'm spent.
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Try making smores with fudge striped cookies. Cheap and excellent!
Sorry, I ate all the cookies. I didn't know you were gonna make smores with them.
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Well thanks a lot Miss Inconsiderate.
It was a 9 hour stint!
That's what I said...it didn't take long. Ohhhhhhhh you think that's a long time. I see.
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Rama can make love continually for up to 20 hours.
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with sting.
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Rama can make love continually for up to 20 hours.
As long as you keep plenty of water near by...and I don't have to do ALL the work. Gotta share the load you know.....then you know it baby.
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Heh, share the load...
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Leave it to you to turn 20 hours of hot sex into something dirty.
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with sting.
Smuh?
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Sting has also made a 20 hour love making claim.
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I wonder how many times he broke out into song. And whether or not that song was "Roxanne".
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I can't seem to stand the taste of anything stronger than mixed drinks, coolers, or Mike's Hard, with the exception of Captain Morgan's. All else is way too strong and bitter and tastes like drinking piss mixed with acid. Beer's the worst. So the worst I've ever got was tipsy. Never totally shit faced.
And oddly enough I don't feel like I'm missing anything.
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Most of it tastes like body spray to me.
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So you're saying you've been chugging Ax?
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But it says right on the box not to drink it!!!
That joke is never going to work is it? no....ok, I'll stop.
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I can't seem to stand the taste of anything stronger than mixed drinks, coolers, or Mike's Hard, with the exception of Captain Morgan's. All else is way too strong and bitter and tastes like drinking piss mixed with acid. Beer's the worst. So the worst I've ever got was tipsy. Never totally shit faced.
And oddly enough I don't feel like I'm missing anything.
O fuuuck everytime I hear/read "Captain morgan", I get goosebumps all over. I drank it ONCE with dr pepper. worst idea EVER, puked my brains out after just the first glass. It was too fucking sweet. Ahh the horror, i'll never forget
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Not a big fan of rum, more of a Gin/Vodka/Tequila man myself. Also, Southern Comfort is just disgusting.
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This friend of mine would drink SC while she was pregnant. ::)
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Well it's appropriate.
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Maybe it helped the swelling in her feet go down?
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Nah, just the one in her stomach....
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You gotta stay hydrated as well.
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I remember hearing she gave birth to the kid on the steps of her apartment building, so the kid probably needed the booze to pretend he was in a hospital.
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Hey, beats a dumpster!
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I can't seem to stand the taste of anything stronger than mixed drinks, coolers, or Mike's Hard, with the exception of Captain Morgan's. All else is way too strong and bitter and tastes like drinking piss mixed with acid. Beer's the worst. So the worst I've ever got was tipsy. Never totally shit faced.
And oddly enough I don't feel like I'm missing anything.
I like beer. I can't stand coolers or Mike's Hard, I feel like a 16-year old girl drinking them. One is okay, but no more than that.
Also, I've been shitfaced on numerous occasions... like my 21st birthday.
I think the last time I was really really drunk was on my 22nd birthday. I sort of got sick of the stupid things I did and the hangovers I got. For the most part now, I'll drink enough to get a good buzz going.
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Whiskey for me, thank you.
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Hey, beats a dumpster!
Especially since the baby gets a better chance to live afterwards.
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Prom night dumpster baby...he's taking a strollllll
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Silly Bitch. You should have let me plow you. Although in some ways I'm now banging a younger, cuter, but just as pale version of you.
This one loves anime and does cosplay. She wants me to cosplay with her. After the next AX I'll probably be all over 4chan. These nerds have no idea what she's about to unleash upon them. The sleeper has awakened.
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A thread about being shitfaced...
That takes me back to a time before there was this womanperson constantly hanging around me refusing all the drinks people offer me
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Holy shit. Someone grab the Rumble-catching net.
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Can I get drunk first?
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I had some old ladies make the net into a quilt. Sorry.