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Title: I jinxed it
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 02, 2008, 05:44:42 PM
http://dragonballfilm.blogspot.com/


Goddamnit. NOOOOO!! dragonball should stay in anime, not made into a real movie....again!


Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: IDE on Mar 02, 2008, 06:03:14 PM
at least those aren't official pictures
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 03, 2008, 08:52:51 PM
Omg whoever plays Vegeta, he better be HOT
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: IDE on Mar 04, 2008, 12:29:15 AM
I don't think vegeta is in this one.  He'll be in the sequel.  Hopefully I'll be famous enough by then to play Raditz or Nappa.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: B E C K on Mar 04, 2008, 12:41:23 AM
We already talked about this in the Writers' Strike thread.  You just jinxed it earlier than you thought.  :lol:
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 04, 2008, 08:47:11 PM
damnit!

and double damnit for what IDE said. There's no WAY they would do a DB movie without Vegeta. No.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: B E C K on Mar 05, 2008, 01:52:03 AM
DB existed for years without him, so I think they could probably make do. 
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Mar 05, 2008, 09:53:06 PM
Piccolo's the main enemy, IIRC.  As he fuckin' should be!
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 05, 2008, 10:52:46 PM
Fuck Piccolo! Vegeta is, IMO, more popular than Piccolo. Actually, I think Vegeta might be the 2nd most popular character of all DB , Goku being the first one of course.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: IDE on Mar 05, 2008, 11:27:24 PM
Exactly which is why there is no reason to break him out in the first movie.  Everyone is going to see this piece of shit anyway.  And vegeta guarantees everyone comes out for the sequel as well.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: B E C K on Mar 06, 2008, 12:44:20 AM
Piccolo's pretty popular too though, isn't he?  Sure, he kinda lame'd out over time but so did Vegeta.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Sam on Mar 06, 2008, 11:24:35 AM
Who's the little bald kid that runs around with the little spiky black haired kid?  I'll say he's my favorite from the 4 or so episodes I've seen.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Rama on Mar 06, 2008, 11:52:41 PM
Krillan
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 07, 2008, 06:53:22 PM
Krillin.

No, I say, first movie Goku and Vegeta, second one, those two plus Gohan and Trunks! I say kill Chichi, she's an useless bitch
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Mar 10, 2008, 01:14:59 AM
Vegeta wasn't even in the Dragon Ball anime.  If it wasn't Piccolo, then Tenshinhan would have to be the main baddie.  But having Ten fight a child isn't too sporting.

The whole Saiyan thing was BS.  Everytime they get beat up and/or die, they automagically come back stronger?  Whatever.  Piccolo had to work to get where he was!
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: IDE on Mar 10, 2008, 02:58:42 AM
That is a technicality.  This is clearly not Dragon Ball.  Goku is too old.  This is DBZ.  Was there an old goku in regular DB?  If so this is that gray area and not the trademark little boy with monkey tail that DB is commonly associated with.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 10, 2008, 05:27:49 PM
Good observation!
But goddamnit, I don't see Vegeta anywhere in the characters list :-( only Piccolo, Bulma, Chichi, Master Roshi and the fat guy. :'(
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: IDE on Mar 11, 2008, 01:16:53 AM
Yeah I know Vegeta isn't going to be in this one.

But think about it.  It's fucking Dragon Ball Z.  They've probably signed a 3 picture deal already.  Everybody and their fucking mother has seen this anime.  They're not worried about whether they'll get to do a sequel.  They know they'll get one.

Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Derrick on Mar 11, 2008, 09:07:54 AM
They won't if it bombs.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: B E C K on Mar 11, 2008, 01:16:38 PM
They will if it sells enough DVDs and downloads and even if it's a total clusterfuck, it just might.  I'm with IDE on this one.  This'll be a multi-picture thing.  Vegeta will probably be next.  They probably would like to do several pictures with one for each villain (like one for Frieza, Cell, etc...)  Being that it would be cut to motion picture length and not crammed with filler like the anime, it *could* work.  Not that I think it necessarily will.  But it could.  I think this would have to tank horribly to not at least get a sequel film featuring Vegeta.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 11, 2008, 04:38:23 PM
O yeah! i'm hopeful now!
but who could they cast as Vegeta....hmmm.....it has to be someone with big eyebrows and hot...hmmm Christ Noth!no, too old
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Bitch on Mar 13, 2008, 09:16:02 PM
Actually, the manga is just Dragon Ball. The Z only came with the anime and the Americanization of the manga.

I'll see it in the theater, but not until it gets to the $2.50 cinema. I spent the last 5 years pretending it didn't exist, I'm not gonna spend $8 on that shit.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Mar 13, 2008, 11:46:42 PM
Hence why I said "anime" and not "manga".  Such a distinction becomes important when one considers that the anime is what made the property popular in America.  So why didn't they start where the anime did?  They obviously chose to start with the events of the martial arts tournament with the first ongoing rivalry of the series simply because it's simpler. 

That is a technicality.  This is clearly not Dragon Ball.  Goku is too old.  This is DBZ.  Was there an old goku in regular DB?  If so this is that gray area and not the trademark little boy with monkey tail that DB is commonly associated with.

After Goku defeated Demon King Piccolo as a child, he grew up before taking on the younger incarnation of Piccolo (Ma Junior) in the tournament.  This was at least four years before Raditz arrived to kidnap Gohan in the first episode of the Dragon Ball Z anime.  Remember what Goku looked like in that fight?  That's where he was at the end of the original show.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: B E C K on Mar 14, 2008, 03:10:48 PM
I never did see that fight.  Perhaps I should.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 14, 2008, 05:32:01 PM
Shit i haven't watched Dragon Ball in at LEAST 7 years
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Mar 14, 2008, 10:38:02 PM
I never did see that fight.  Perhaps I should.

It was good, and it was really the first of the Dragon Ball Z style fights, with Goku and Piccolo being on a much higher plane than the rest of the fighters.  It was cool in that you saw the extent of weirdness that Kami/Piccolo were capable of (yes, Kami fought in the tournament, too).

The Tenshinhan/Goku fight was probably the most interesting of them all.  The main thing that sticks out for me was that you'd never have predicted how it ended...definitely an "oh my damns" moment.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: The D on Mar 30, 2008, 12:37:26 PM
Damn you all with your spanish websites! :/
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 30, 2008, 02:53:35 PM


The Tenshinhan/Goku fight was probably the most interesting of them all.  The main thing that sticks out for me was that you'd never have predicted how it ended...definitely an "oh my damns" moment.
SHit I don't remember that fight at ALL. damnit I'm getting old
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: B E C K on Mar 31, 2008, 08:48:07 PM
Ernie fucking Hudson! (http://www.dragonballmovieblog.com/2008/02/ernie-hudson-joins-dragonball.html)  The first comment says it all.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 01, 2008, 01:18:39 PM
From the official cast list:

Carey Fuller - Texas Battle
Emi - Shavon Kirksey
Agundas - Richard Blake
Weaver - Luis Arrieta


Who the hell are these clowns??!!
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Sam on Apr 01, 2008, 03:18:46 PM
Aw fuck, I don't care about Dragonball, but Ernie Hudson is the man.  I may have to see it.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 01, 2008, 03:37:53 PM
He'll have to borrow Eddie Murphy's Nutty Professor suit to play Mr. Popo.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: B E C K on Apr 01, 2008, 08:40:56 PM
Here's hoping they don't overdo the tits.  I wonder if he'll do a Mr. Popo voice.  I'm also a bit disturbed that they call him an "altar boy".
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Rama on Apr 01, 2008, 11:30:05 PM
They won't if it bombs.


Bloodrayne got a sequel.

That has also made me doubt the existence of God. Any Divine Being with any mercy wouldn't have let the first one be made, let alone let it get a part 2.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 03, 2008, 10:45:17 PM
I want to know who is going to play Vegeta, damnit :'(
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: B E C K on Apr 05, 2008, 12:47:38 AM
They won't if it bombs.


Bloodrayne got a sequel.

That has also made me doubt the existence of God. Any Divine Being with any mercy wouldn't have let the first one be made, let alone let it get a part 2.


I tried watching the first one, I really did.  Ugh.  They should've just made it a pr0n.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Rama on Apr 06, 2008, 01:41:26 AM
I made it all the way through, but my ablity to stomach really bad movies is the only thing that kept me from shoving a pencil through both of my eyes. I consider it the worst movie ever made. Even worse then Hobgoblins.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 06, 2008, 02:18:24 AM
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is the worst movie ever made.  If you don't believe me, re-watch it.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Derrick on Apr 06, 2008, 03:03:05 AM
Oh it is, I agree. The first one had shitty graphics and stuff, but it worked. The film itself was kind of a joke, but there was so much win in it, it just negated the shitty reptile cg. Anihilation was loaded with fail, and Dexter's dad made a shitty raiden. Not to mention all of the Jax=nigra "OH YEAH!" and "DAMN SUCKA!".

Needed more lesbian oil fights.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Rama on Apr 06, 2008, 11:47:41 PM
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is the worst movie ever made.  If you don't believe me, re-watch it.

I just saw it last week, and I still stand by my statement that Bloodrayne was worse.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: B E C K on Apr 07, 2008, 01:02:18 AM
Batman and Robin.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Derrick on Apr 07, 2008, 05:12:08 AM
Gay superheroes cannot be trump by just a complete lack of story and overall artistic vision. It's like 14 fanfic authors wrote ahiliation, and the special effects were farmed out to flash artists.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Rama on Apr 08, 2008, 12:09:22 AM
Oh yeah...Ahiliation is easly worse then Batman and Robin.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Max Con on Apr 08, 2008, 03:17:50 AM
Everybody is forgetting about Alone in the Dark. Tara Reid? A doctor? Pffft!
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 08, 2008, 09:11:00 AM
Once MK lost Bridgitte Wilson as Sonya, they lost me.  :razz:
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: IDE on Apr 08, 2008, 10:14:28 AM
Everybody is forgetting about Alone in the Dark.

Well we were trying to...
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: B E C K on Apr 08, 2008, 11:32:12 AM
Once MK lost Bridgitte Wilson as Sonya, they lost me.  :razz:

They lost me the minute they offed Johnny Cage.

Maybe it was just the experience of it.  I saw MKII in a theater.  I saw B&R on a bored Christmas eve at Grandma's house.  Perhaps that's why it's somehow more torturous to me.  That and the nipples.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: B E C K on Apr 08, 2008, 11:33:23 AM
And I heard that Lohan turd "I Know Who Killed Me" or whatever was pretty awful.  Haven't seen it (and never will) so I have no way of saying so myself.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 08, 2008, 01:11:33 PM
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They lost me the minute they offed Johnny Cage.

Motherfuck.  Had a client's son show up from Canada in 1995 at the agency (post-divorce, pre-Eddie) and he looked like Linden Ashby's clone.  That was an interesting lunch.  And dinner the next night.  :D
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Derrick on Apr 09, 2008, 05:32:39 AM
Well who else could match his talent for playing a douchebag?
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Rama on Apr 11, 2008, 01:22:39 AM
Seriously.....Hobgoblins. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobgoblins_(film) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobgoblins_(film))

Still not as bad as Bloodrayne, but still bad enough to make you wish for death.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 11, 2008, 01:30:26 PM
I'll see you a Hobgoblin and raise you a Leprechaun 4: In Space. Apparently Warwick Davis really needed rent money before the Harry Potter movies came along.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leprechaun_4:_In_Space (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leprechaun_4:_In_Space)

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One small step for man. One giant leap of terror!
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Rama on Apr 12, 2008, 01:22:56 AM
Only way to know for sure is to have a watch off. I'll watch yours, you watch mine and the first one to crack has to admit defeat. I bet you crack by the epic rake fight. And if not, then the "Club Scum" sequence will leave you a drooling mess.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: B E C K on Apr 13, 2008, 03:57:52 PM
Or maybe Hobgoblins 2 will fix that.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Rama on Apr 13, 2008, 11:36:28 PM
I hear it's just the same movie and is more of a remake then a sequel, but I don't think it can top the 80s camp of the first.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: B E C K on Apr 14, 2008, 09:28:17 AM
I don't see how a movie with 80's camp value can be that bad.  Hob 2, however, promises to have all the hollow wax and polish and blaring, unrelated soundtrack commercialism of every other modern-day, direct-to-dvd piece of crap out of there.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Rama on Apr 15, 2008, 12:04:57 AM
You wouldn't think 80s camp could be bad...but it is...oh it is.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Sam on May 14, 2008, 04:10:16 PM
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=44872
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 14, 2008, 08:37:20 PM
OMG HE LOOKS COMPLETELY FUCKABLE
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 15, 2008, 12:27:54 AM
Yeah, if you have an ass-loving dick.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Derrick on May 15, 2008, 09:16:30 AM
Why is Goku white?
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Sam on May 15, 2008, 09:30:10 AM
He turns into an Aryan superman.  Why WOULDN'T he be white?
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 15, 2008, 10:22:53 PM
Why is Goku white?

He's off-white.

Then again, Goku's not even human.  Be glad he's not green.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Derrick on May 16, 2008, 05:30:40 AM
He should be.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: The D on May 16, 2008, 12:39:59 PM
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=44872

Considering Speed Racer's silver screen adaptation makes it look like a fucking futuristic videogame (and the sole reason I refuse to put down a single penny for that movie), I'm not suprised.

Edit: oh yea, and any movie where the tagline is "in a future built for speed", you know it's going to be bad.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on May 16, 2008, 01:36:24 PM
It looks bad in that "Rent it later" way. Like you WANT to see it, but you know it's going to be so horrible that you DON'T want to see it.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Derrick on May 17, 2008, 03:31:58 AM
Edit: oh yea, and any movie where the tagline is "in a future built for speed", you know it's going to be bad.

Perfectly acceptible for my pants, though.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: B E C K on May 24, 2008, 09:20:26 PM
I saw that picture of Goku and "Wake Up When September Ends" started playing in my head.  That shit ain't right.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: B E C K on May 24, 2008, 09:21:46 PM
And unless someone borrows it and I get to see it for free, I won't be watching Speed Racer on account of the fact that Speed is totally not hot.  Every picture I see of that guy, he looks constipated.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: ChelseySuzie on May 25, 2008, 12:37:57 AM
I'll wait for On Demand.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: B E C K on May 27, 2008, 07:04:01 PM
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/05/the_dragonball_movie_is_trying_to_kill_me.php

Bulma looks hot.  :)  Yamcha does not.   :goddammit:
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 27, 2008, 09:01:17 PM
Fucking a, the whole cast SUCKS. I'd still do the guy who plays Goku though...but the guy who wrote that thing is right, he looks kinda dead
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: B E C K on May 29, 2008, 07:44:31 PM
I agree.  He's just going through the motions.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: The D on Jun 02, 2008, 05:15:20 PM
The moronic DBZ fans who only watch the show (usually adolescent boys or men who haven't grown up) only like the show because it has gratuitous violence. It's like the fans of wrestling. You're not manly enough unless you have huge muscles and kick the ass of everyone around you.

As long as this movie has insane amounts of violence every retarded DBZ fan out there will flock to it, no matter how shitty the acting or plot.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Rama on Jun 02, 2008, 05:20:27 PM
I agree.  He's just going through the motions.

Like Speilberg in a movie not about Jews.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: IDE on Jun 04, 2008, 02:02:44 PM
You're not manly enough unless you have huge muscles and kick the ass of everyone around you.

WAIT!! This isn't the way things are?!
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 07, 2008, 07:09:13 AM
The moronic DBZ fans who only watch the show (usually adolescent boys or men who haven't grown up) only like the show because it has gratuitous violence. It's like the fans of wrestling. You're not manly enough unless you have huge muscles and kick the ass of everyone around you.

As long as this movie has insane amounts of violence every retarded DBZ fan out there will flock to it, no matter how shitty the acting or plot.

Ehm...you are talking of DBZ like if it was some sort of Saint Seiya....DBZ has not that much violence at ALL.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: IDE on Jun 07, 2008, 03:56:00 PM
lol whut?
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 07, 2008, 06:44:19 PM
Granted, most of DBZ is sweating and grunting and charging up in anticipation of violence, which lasts for a year per fight with intermissions of more sweating, grunting, and charging.  But it was and is a fun show that people just tend to get overly excited about.

This movie on the other hand looks like a celluloid abortion.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: IDE on Jun 08, 2008, 01:00:25 PM
The only thing this movie needs to succeed (for me anyway) is awesome special effects during the fight scenes.  I always thought the effects they used in "The One" would be great for DBZ.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 14, 2008, 01:11:31 PM
As long as they don't over-do them like with Speed Racer, bleh.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Derrick on Jun 14, 2008, 05:43:38 PM
Where is One Piece: The movie.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: Rama on Jun 15, 2008, 02:10:34 AM
Hopefully in the dumpster behind a major motion picture studio where it belongs.
Title: Re: I jinxed it
Post by: IDE on Jun 15, 2008, 02:34:21 PM
Set Fail