The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: IDE on Dec 17, 2007, 10:48:17 PM
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Print out and present this post for one free cunnilingus session!
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Chelsey. :happybirthday:
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Who the fuck is Chelsea?
My birthday is on Thursday, but you're the first to wish me a happy one. :)
*Prints out post and looks up Greyhound bus schedules* My boyfriend can never know.
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Who the fuck is Chelsea?
I dunno but you can use her coupon.
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You should save it and wait until double coupon day.
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And get the mail-in rebate form as well.
Happy Birthday!
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He's banking on you not sending in that rebate form.
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Happy Birthday!!! :guitar: :happybirthday: :headbang:
Sam can give you your b-day spankings.
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double coupon and a rebate!?
My lower jaw will cramp.
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Happy Birthday!!! :guitar: :happybirthday: :headbang:
Sam can give you your b-day spankings.
It's true. I probably am the closest one.
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Thanks everyone! :bernie:
I'm having birthday cake for breakfast.
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And spankings for dessert.
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My lower jaw will cramp.
Dude, perfect the gentle suckling technique - much easier on the jaw.
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You'll have to give me pointers Bernie :3
BTW which one is you in the picture?
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She's the redhead. <3
Happy birthday, Chelsey!
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The redhead on the right. That's our regular server at the pub we frequent on the left; photo taken on St. Paddy's Day 2007, so I was only 45 at the time. :P Doesn't she have great cans? Getting greater by the day since she's 3 months preggers. (.)(.)
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Aw Bernie you look cute and petite in that pic!
Happy birthday "Chelsea"! you better be careful on redeeming that coupon, you might get a free type of herpes with it
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I saw a "Chelsea" on the news and was all "Hey, she could redeem the coupon!"
He's banking on you not sending in that rebate form.
And then if you do, he'll probably take six to eight months mailing the cheque to you.
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Aw Bernie you look cute and petite in that pic!
Happy birthday "Chelsea"! you better be careful on redeeming that coupon, you might get a free type of herpes with it
As opposed to Faye's herpes which she paid top dollar for.
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Thank you, Faye. People like to stand next to me because I make them look tall. :happy:
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Aw Bernie you look cute and petite in that pic!
Happy birthday "Chelsea"! you better be careful on redeeming that coupon, you might get a free type of herpes with it
As opposed to Faye's herpes which she paid top dollar for.
That's the only way to go if you want herpes. It's about quality.
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Bernie looks great in that picture, but her friend's hair doesn't quite do it for me. :/
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Thank you, Faye. People like to stand next to me because I make them look tall. :happy:
Aww! For me it works the other way. This guy I used to date didn't want me to wear high heels because I would look as tall as he ( I'm 5'8 but with high heels i go up to 6 or 6'1. And I aaalways wear high heels)
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I'm '5-11" barefoot. When I wear heels, if I don't wear the right clothes, people shout at me from across streets cause the think I'm a drag queen. :D
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Oh that was you? Sorry.
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:lmao:
Bernie looks great in that picture, but her friend's hair doesn't quite do it for me. :/
Because it's tied back? Nevermind that, are you really looking at her hair? Hello? Bueller?
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I'm '5-11" barefoot. When I wear heels, if I don't wear the right clothes, people shout at me from across streets cause the think I'm a drag queen. :D
Seriously? Do they really do that???
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Well, it happened once. I cried. :( But then, I was wearing clunky heeled boots and a big sweater. Most of the time they see my boobs as confirmation of my gender.
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They are like the female Adam's apple.
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Yea, but even a guy can have fake boobs.
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They can't get them this fabulous.
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They are like the female Adam's apple.
Yea, but even a guy can have fake boobs.
And there are some chicks w/ Adam's apples.
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Really? i've never seen one! are you suuuure they are chicks/!?!
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/facepalm
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They are like the female Adam's apple.
Yea, but even a guy can have fake boobs.
And there are some chicks w/ Adam's apples.
It that the real reason you always wear turltenecks?
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:lmao:
Bernie looks great in that picture, but her friend's hair doesn't quite do it for me. :/
Because it's tied back? Nevermind that, are you really looking at her hair? Hello? Bueller?
Oh it's tied back? I had trouble telling, I thought it was cut butch, and I don't really like very short hair on women. And come on, I look at more than just boobs on a woman.
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Really? i've never seen one! are you suuuure they are chicks/!?!
Frankly I've never seen one personally. It's just something I've heard about. Here's some linkage from Go Ask Alice!:
Adam's got an apple.... why not Eve? (http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1715.html)
Women with Adam's apples? (http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2487.html)
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I always knew it was for excess of testosterone. I would hate to have one of those
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I'm sure if you had one, you'd make it look hot somehow.
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She'd get it pierced.
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That's hot. :joe:
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She'd get it pierced.
That's physically impossible!
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I bet Ann Coulter wrote that Adam's apple letter. :rawr:
Her hair is just above her shoulders. She had it in a French braid that day, which is wise for outdoor festivals in the Houston springtime to preclude that "Aragorn post-battle" look with one's coif. She's about 5'8", which looks even more impressive next to my almost 5'1". I might dig out and post an old picture next to my 6'5" ex for a real hoot. Whole family was like that; towering blue-eyed golden Aryan/Nordic denizens - I felt like a leprechaun in Valhalla.