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Title: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: IDE on Dec 17, 2007, 10:48:17 PM
Print out and present this post for one free cunnilingus session!

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: B E C K on Dec 18, 2007, 01:38:20 AM
Chelsey.  :happybirthday:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 18, 2007, 10:57:32 AM
Who the fuck is Chelsea?


My birthday is on Thursday, but you're the first to wish me a happy one.  :)


*Prints out post and looks up Greyhound bus schedules*  My boyfriend can never know.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: IDE on Dec 18, 2007, 12:13:26 PM
Who the fuck is Chelsea?


I dunno but you can use her coupon.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: B E C K on Dec 19, 2007, 12:53:19 AM
You should save it and wait until double coupon day.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Bernie AKA on Dec 19, 2007, 09:05:17 AM
And get the mail-in rebate form as well.

Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Sam on Dec 19, 2007, 11:14:18 AM
He's banking on you not sending in that rebate form.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Merla on Dec 19, 2007, 02:07:30 PM
Happy Birthday!!!   :guitar: :happybirthday: :headbang:

Sam can give you your b-day spankings.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: IDE on Dec 19, 2007, 03:55:02 PM
double coupon and a rebate!?

My lower jaw will cramp.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Sam on Dec 19, 2007, 05:02:02 PM
Happy Birthday!!!   :guitar: :happybirthday: :headbang:

Sam can give you your b-day spankings.

It's true. I probably am the closest one.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 20, 2007, 11:12:54 AM
Thanks everyone!  :bernie:

I'm having birthday cake for breakfast.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Sam on Dec 20, 2007, 11:42:04 AM
And spankings for dessert.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Bernie AKA on Dec 20, 2007, 01:22:14 PM
Quote
My lower jaw will cramp.

Dude, perfect the gentle suckling technique - much easier on the jaw.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: The D on Dec 20, 2007, 02:16:10 PM
You'll have to give me pointers Bernie :3

BTW which one is you in the picture?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Bitch on Dec 20, 2007, 02:25:46 PM
She's the redhead. <3

Happy birthday, Chelsey!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Bernie AKA on Dec 20, 2007, 02:27:56 PM
The redhead on the right.  That's our regular server at the pub we frequent on the left; photo taken on St. Paddy's Day 2007, so I was only 45 at the time. :P Doesn't she have great cans? Getting greater by the day since she's 3 months preggers.  (.)(.)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 20, 2007, 06:25:24 PM
Aw Bernie you look cute and petite in that pic!

Happy birthday "Chelsea"! you better be careful on redeeming that coupon, you might get a free type of herpes with it
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: B E C K on Dec 20, 2007, 06:50:21 PM
I saw a "Chelsea" on the news and was all "Hey, she could redeem the coupon!"

He's banking on you not sending in that rebate form.

And then if you do, he'll probably take six to eight months mailing the cheque to you.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: IDE on Dec 20, 2007, 08:00:46 PM
Aw Bernie you look cute and petite in that pic!

Happy birthday "Chelsea"! you better be careful on redeeming that coupon, you might get a free type of herpes with it


As opposed to Faye's herpes which she paid top dollar for.


Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Bernie AKA on Dec 21, 2007, 08:11:52 AM
Thank you, Faye.  People like to stand next to me because I make them look tall.  :happy:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 21, 2007, 11:39:00 AM
Aw Bernie you look cute and petite in that pic!

Happy birthday "Chelsea"! you better be careful on redeeming that coupon, you might get a free type of herpes with it


As opposed to Faye's herpes which she paid top dollar for.





That's the only way to go if you want herpes.  It's about quality.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: The D on Dec 21, 2007, 12:55:22 PM
Bernie looks great in that picture, but her friend's hair doesn't quite do it for me. :/
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 22, 2007, 03:39:01 PM
Thank you, Faye.  People like to stand next to me because I make them look tall.  :happy:

Aww! For me it works the other way. This guy I used to date didn't want me to wear high heels because I would look as tall as he ( I'm 5'8 but with high heels i go up to 6 or 6'1. And I aaalways wear high heels)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Bitch on Dec 22, 2007, 08:04:06 PM
I'm '5-11" barefoot. When I wear heels, if I don't wear the right clothes, people shout at me from across streets cause the think I'm a drag queen. :D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Rama on Dec 23, 2007, 02:03:56 AM
Oh that was you? Sorry.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: B E C K on Dec 23, 2007, 05:41:54 AM
:lmao:


Bernie looks great in that picture, but her friend's hair doesn't quite do it for me. :/

Because it's tied back?  Nevermind that, are you really looking at her hair?  Hello?  Bueller?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 23, 2007, 10:21:41 AM
I'm '5-11" barefoot. When I wear heels, if I don't wear the right clothes, people shout at me from across streets cause the think I'm a drag queen. :D

Seriously? Do they really do that???
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Bitch on Dec 23, 2007, 12:21:02 PM
Well, it happened once. I cried. :( But then, I was wearing clunky heeled boots and a big sweater. Most of the time they see my boobs as confirmation of my gender.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Rama on Dec 23, 2007, 10:48:49 PM
They are like the female Adam's apple.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 24, 2007, 05:25:21 PM
Yea, but even a guy can have fake boobs.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Bitch on Dec 24, 2007, 07:14:01 PM
They can't get them this fabulous.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: B E C K on Dec 25, 2007, 03:53:11 AM
They are like the female Adam's apple.

Yea, but even a guy can have fake boobs.

And there are some chicks w/ Adam's apples.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 26, 2007, 08:49:18 PM
Really? i've never seen one! are you suuuure they are chicks/!?!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: IDE on Dec 26, 2007, 09:07:31 PM
/facepalm
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Rama on Dec 26, 2007, 11:36:32 PM
They are like the female Adam's apple.

Yea, but even a guy can have fake boobs.

And there are some chicks w/ Adam's apples.

It that the real reason you always wear turltenecks?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: The D on Dec 28, 2007, 02:23:46 PM
:lmao:


Bernie looks great in that picture, but her friend's hair doesn't quite do it for me. :/

Because it's tied back?  Nevermind that, are you really looking at her hair?  Hello?  Bueller?

Oh it's tied back? I had trouble telling, I thought it was cut butch, and I don't really like very short hair on women. And come on, I look at more than just boobs on a woman.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: B E C K on Dec 29, 2007, 12:22:46 AM
Really? i've never seen one! are you suuuure they are chicks/!?!

Frankly I've never seen one personally.  It's just something I've heard about.  Here's some linkage from Go Ask Alice!:
Adam's got an apple.... why not Eve? (http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1715.html)
Women with Adam's apples? (http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2487.html)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 29, 2007, 10:22:21 AM
I always knew it was for excess of testosterone. I would hate to have one of those
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: B E C K on Dec 30, 2007, 12:08:05 AM
I'm sure if you had one, you'd make it look hot somehow.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: IDE on Dec 30, 2007, 12:22:19 AM
She'd get it pierced.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 30, 2007, 01:41:00 PM
That's hot.  :joe:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 31, 2007, 06:20:23 PM
She'd get it pierced.
That's physically impossible!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Chelsea
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jan 02, 2008, 12:37:20 PM
I bet Ann Coulter wrote that Adam's apple letter.  :rawr:

Her hair is just above her shoulders. She had it in a French braid that day, which is wise for outdoor festivals in the Houston springtime to preclude that "Aragorn post-battle" look with one's coif.  She's about 5'8", which looks even more impressive next to my almost 5'1".  I might dig out and post an old picture next to my 6'5" ex for a real hoot.  Whole family was like that; towering blue-eyed golden Aryan/Nordic denizens - I felt like a leprechaun in Valhalla.