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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: IDE on Dec 03, 2007, 02:43:04 PM

Title: A girl on the elevator
Post by: IDE on Dec 03, 2007, 02:43:04 PM
She was hot and she said hi to me as I stepped in.  I said hi back and we kind of sat there with palatable sexual tension in the air for a few seconds.  Then the door opened on another floor and 2 french broads got on and stood near me.  And I was looking at the diplay that says what your floor your on but using my periph vision to see if hot girl was looking at me and she was and then I looked at her and she looked away embarrassed.  Then we got off and everyone exited to the lobby and as I went off towards the hotel elevators to the gym I did a quarter turn and looked back with the old periph and sure enough she was watching me.

I should've asked what her name was and if she lived in the building.  I could have gone for an A class jounin mission by asking her if she'd ever make out with a stranger in an elevator.  I think I've lost my mojo...again.  But I can't be too hard on myself at this point.  Right now this board constitutes 90% of all female contact I have other than my mother.

Oh and I also blew it with a girl that definitely wanted me to talk to her in my substitute teacher training class.  She was all smiles and winks but I did...nothing.  I think its time for you to find a new sensei D.  I am made of fail and ineptitude...

*Pirates theme starts to play softly*

But I will acquire a new car soon and with that car access to people.  I will rise up from the ashes and ride out to turn the tide of the cosmic battle in favor of misogyny once more!

*Pirates theme is louder now*

Be wary ye who serve the forces of sensitivity and caring! I come for thee!

*I draw my sword and the Pirates theme ends abruptly on a big crashing note and the screen goes instantly black*

*The title IDE: Vengeance Nocturnum fades onto the black screen in white text along with coming Dec. 2007*
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: Derrick on Dec 03, 2007, 02:43:59 PM
tl;dr
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: IDE on Dec 03, 2007, 02:50:08 PM
 :eyeball:

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Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 03, 2007, 05:03:36 PM
I was hoping that story would end in all four of you having a crazy orgy in the elevator.


*IDE "accidentally" hits the emergency stop button*   
*In poor acting style*  Oh no!  Looks like the elevator broke, what a piece of crap.
Hot girl:  Oh my god, I'm so scared now!
French chicks: *in broken English) It is hot in here, no?  We better remove our clothing.
IDE:  I know how to make it hotter in here.  *ba-chicka-bow wow*
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 03, 2007, 05:05:46 PM
Dee
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: IDE on Dec 03, 2007, 09:53:33 PM
I like the cut of your jib.
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: B E C K on Dec 04, 2007, 11:09:28 AM
FTW.  "teal-deer.gif"?
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: The D on Dec 04, 2007, 11:34:47 AM
I love the way Chelsey rolls.
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: Merla on Dec 04, 2007, 12:42:31 PM
Hahaha! Chelsey you are way too funny.



That deer isn't getting molested? Is he?
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: IDE on Dec 04, 2007, 07:12:58 PM
He just has an unusually long tail.
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: B E C K on Dec 04, 2007, 09:28:05 PM
This thread puts Aerosmith in my head.
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 05, 2007, 07:54:25 AM
This thread makes me question the studliness of IDE. HE LIES.
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: IDE on Dec 05, 2007, 07:57:45 AM
poppycock!
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: B E C K on Dec 05, 2007, 03:06:53 PM
I haven't had Poppycock in years.
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 05, 2007, 03:17:42 PM
*Insert obligatory "That's what she said" comment*
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: IDE on Dec 05, 2007, 03:46:54 PM
Threads like these aren't supposed to make you think I'm a liar. By showcasing my faults you're supposed to think that I'm an actual human being with god like powers or a god that was thrown out of valhalla to toil amongst you mortals sort of like DC Thor.  But E has seen through this clever ruse to the truth...

That I am a 14 yr old nerd whose been duping the online transfandom into thinking he's some sort of super stud for the past 6 years.  Well it was a good run.  I tip my Yugioh cap to our resident super sleuth.  I am undone.
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Dec 05, 2007, 04:36:41 PM
What was the point of the effin' deer again?
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: IDE on Dec 05, 2007, 04:40:30 PM
tl;dr = teal deer
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 06, 2007, 02:40:12 PM
Yea, but what's the point of it?
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: IDE on Dec 06, 2007, 02:58:20 PM
1.tl;dr

Too Long; Didn't Read, also refered to as Teal Deer
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 07, 2007, 02:49:56 PM
I can has cheese sandwich?
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: IDE on Dec 07, 2007, 03:26:02 PM
after new pics
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: B E C K on Dec 07, 2007, 05:29:03 PM
1.tl;dr

Too Long; Didn't Read, also refered to as Teal Deer


Oh shit, fuck me!  Okay, I get it now.
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: IDE on Dec 07, 2007, 10:07:26 PM
*unzips*
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 08, 2007, 11:40:47 AM
Quote
after new pics


Screw you, I made myself one anyway.   :P
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: The D on Dec 08, 2007, 02:47:42 PM
1.tl;dr

Too Long; Didn't Read, also refered to as Teal Deer


Oh shit, fuck me!  Okay, I get it now.
*unzips*

If you're a female and between 18 and 50 you should never say "fuck me" around IDE. >_>
Title: Re: A girl on the elevator
Post by: B E C K on Dec 08, 2007, 09:02:34 PM
As long as I'm allowed to multitask, I guess.