The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Nov 12, 2007, 02:12:48 PM
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Her pant cuff was up.
Anyway, just before we reached the parking lot, we see this ghetto, nast-looking dude wearing a Tinkerbell backpack and the question was raised. Of course, I'm totally assuming it belonged to the chick next to him but anything's possible I suppose.
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Nope. But only because I hate pink.
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It would appear to me as though the wearing of said backpack accomplished its purpose entriely.
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I was hoping this topic was about anal prolapse.
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I voted yes but I would've worn the back pack regardless of whether poon was involved.
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Kind of weird, IDE.
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I voted yes but I would've worn the back pack regardless of whether poon was involved.
This is why you're gonna have to pay for the next sex you recieve.
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Wrong. I was only trying to level the playing field for the rest of you.
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HAaha I was like, why is Nuri saying Merla has an uncircumsized penis?? cause they do look like little pink socks!
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A "pink sock" is something far more disgusting than an uncircumcised penis...
www.dennio.com/tgp/rectum2/prorectum2.html (http://www.dennio.com/tgp/rectum2/prorectum2.html)
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GAH! x.X
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That doesn't even look like a sock, it looks a very bright scrunchie made out of flesh.
Nope. But only because I hate pink.
It didn't really have a whole lot of pink on it. It was mostly blue. But it had glitter on it. Also, it was obviously the type made for a little girl, not like an adult backpack with Tinkerbell on it. Does that make a difference?
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I don't think anyone over the age of 15 should wear a Tinkerbell backpack, regardless of gender. Only because the people I see wearing Tinkerbell stuff are middle-aged, recently divorced, overweight women (I'm talking about the majority of the students at the community college I graduated from).
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Well even though they were walking on the technical campus, I think they were passing through because they looked like high school teens to me. (The girl was wearing khaki pants and a white shirt, which is a common school dress standard.) So they might just skirt that limit.
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Well then that's okay.
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Nope. But only because I hate pink.
It didn't really have a whole lot of pink on it. It was mostly blue. But it had glitter on it. Also, it was obviously the type made for a little girl, not like an adult backpack with Tinkerbell on it. Does that make a difference?
I guess I'd have to see it. But really if the deciding factor on if a girl did or didn't sleep with me was based solely on if I would use a Tinkerbell backpack then I doubt I'd want it that much.
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Not so much "based" off of it so much as slightly increase your chances.
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Eh....I think I could make up the difference some other way then.
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Wrong. I was only trying to level the playing field for the rest of you.
;D A positively golden zing.
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A "pink sock" is something far more disgusting than an uncircumcised penis...
www.dennio.com/tgp/rectum2/prorectum2.html (http://www.dennio.com/tgp/rectum2/prorectum2.html)
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Wrong. I was only trying to level the playing field for the rest of you.
;D A positively golden zing.
and in perfect accordance with my new avatar.
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A "pink sock" is something far more disgusting than an uncircumcised penis...
www.dennio.com/tgp/rectum2/prorectum2.html (http://www.dennio.com/tgp/rectum2/prorectum2.html)
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Have you gouged out your eyes yet?
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Why isnt it hurting her?!?! it should HURT!!
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Yeah I wondered about that too once. Does having your pink sock come out hurt? And once its out how do you get it back in?
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Complicated surgery.
And of course it hurts. A hemmerhoid is a swollen piece of that tissue, and there's a whole isle devoted to that at the drug store.
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Heh heh. ;D "isle" instead of "aisle"
A whole intire island of ass-cream.
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whatatypo.
There is, though. It's French territory.
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Why isnt it hurting her?!?! it should HURT!!
I was wondering that, too. She just looks chill with it. That shit ain't right.
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Yeah thats why I was wondering if it hurts, because the few times I've seen this happen the girl doesn't seem to be writhing in agony the way you would imagine. One time I saw a prolapse that came out a little and then sucked itself back in on its own. Then the guy who was plunging her stood back, grabbed her ass and shook it, then gave it a few smacks and lo and behold SPLURRRB! The pick sock exploded out again longer than before.
That guy was like the fonz working on a broken juke box he was.
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I... will never be able to watch Happy Days again.
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HEY DUMMY!!! WHAT IS SAID IN THE DEN STAYS IN THE DEN! I'm talking to you IDE!
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k
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Jesus Christ in a beechbark canoe!
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Yeah thats why I was wondering if it hurts, because the few times I've seen this happen the girl doesn't seem to be writhing in agony the way you would imagine. One time I saw a prolapse that came out a little and then sucked itself back in on its own. Then the guy who was plunging her stood back, grabbed her ass and shook it, then gave it a few smacks and lo and behold SPLURRRB! The pick sock exploded out again longer than before.
That guy was like the fonz working on a broken juke box he was.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWW
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No shit, Happy Days refrences? What is this, Family Guy?
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Does that mean someone's balls are mistakeningly on their chin right now?
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Larry Craig?
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No shit, Happy Days refrences? What is this, Family Guy?
No one's said "This is worse then the time ______" and then acted it out yet. So I think we are safe. For now.
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Like the time I punched Hitler in the face?
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This is worst than the time I shared an apartment in the Batcave!
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This is worst than the time I punched Hitler in the face for an apartment in the Batcave!
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Remember the time I snorted coke with Barbara Streisand?
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Yeah. We're boned.
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Everybody sing!
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No shit, Happy Days refrences? What is this, Family Guy?
The family guy writer is on strike and broke, so he's writing for our forum for spare change.
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I didn't know manatees needed spare change.