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BTW, Would you wear a Tinkerbell backpack for poon?

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Author Topic: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.  (Read 5312 times)

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I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« on: Nov 12, 2007, 02:12:48 PM »
Her pant cuff was up.

Anyway, just before we reached the parking lot, we see this ghetto, nast-looking dude wearing a Tinkerbell backpack and the question was raised.  Of course, I'm totally assuming it belonged to the chick next to him but anything's possible I suppose.

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #1 on: Nov 12, 2007, 02:33:09 PM »
Nope. But only because I hate pink.

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #2 on: Nov 12, 2007, 03:08:32 PM »
It would appear to me as though the wearing of said backpack accomplished its purpose entriely.
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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #3 on: Nov 12, 2007, 03:30:43 PM »
I was hoping this topic was about anal prolapse.
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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #4 on: Nov 12, 2007, 03:35:34 PM »
I voted yes but I would've worn the back pack regardless of whether poon was involved.

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #5 on: Nov 12, 2007, 04:56:27 PM »
Kind of weird, IDE.

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #6 on: Nov 12, 2007, 05:18:58 PM »
I voted yes but I would've worn the back pack regardless of whether poon was involved.

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #7 on: Nov 12, 2007, 05:41:25 PM »
Wrong.  I was only trying to level the playing field for the rest of you.

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #8 on: Nov 12, 2007, 06:41:21 PM »
HAaha I was like, why is Nuri saying Merla has an uncircumsized penis?? cause they do look like little pink socks!

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #9 on: Nov 12, 2007, 09:46:12 PM »
A "pink sock" is something far more disgusting than an uncircumcised penis...

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #10 on: Nov 13, 2007, 01:11:44 PM »
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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #11 on: Nov 13, 2007, 04:32:21 PM »
That doesn't even look like a sock, it looks a very bright scrunchie made out of flesh.

Nope. But only because I hate pink.

It didn't really have a whole lot of pink on it.  It was mostly blue.  But it had glitter on it.  Also, it was obviously the type made for a little girl, not like an adult backpack with Tinkerbell on it.  Does that make a difference?

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #12 on: Nov 15, 2007, 10:02:35 AM »
I don't think anyone over the age of 15 should wear a Tinkerbell backpack, regardless of gender.  Only because the people I see wearing Tinkerbell stuff are middle-aged, recently divorced, overweight women (I'm talking about the majority of the students at the community college I graduated from).
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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #13 on: Nov 15, 2007, 10:19:32 AM »
Well even though they were walking on the technical campus, I think they were passing through because they looked like high school teens to me.  (The girl was wearing khaki pants and a white shirt, which is a common school dress standard.)  So they might just skirt that limit.

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #14 on: Nov 15, 2007, 04:48:55 PM »
Well then that's okay.
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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #15 on: Nov 15, 2007, 10:51:57 PM »
Nope. But only because I hate pink.

It didn't really have a whole lot of pink on it.  It was mostly blue.  But it had glitter on it.  Also, it was obviously the type made for a little girl, not like an adult backpack with Tinkerbell on it.  Does that make a difference?

I guess I'd have to see it. But really if the deciding factor on if a girl did or didn't sleep with me was based solely on if I would use a Tinkerbell backpack then I doubt I'd want it that much.
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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #16 on: Nov 15, 2007, 11:05:24 PM »
Not so much "based" off of it so much as slightly increase your chances.

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #17 on: Nov 15, 2007, 11:18:52 PM »
Eh....I think I could make up the difference some other way then.

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #18 on: Nov 18, 2007, 04:42:38 AM »
Wrong.  I was only trying to level the playing field for the rest of you.

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #19 on: Nov 20, 2007, 08:39:36 PM »
A "pink sock" is something far more disgusting than an uncircumcised penis...

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #20 on: Nov 21, 2007, 12:29:28 AM »
Wrong.  I was only trying to level the playing field for the rest of you.

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #21 on: Nov 21, 2007, 01:53:46 PM »
A "pink sock" is something far more disgusting than an uncircumcised penis...

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #22 on: Nov 21, 2007, 05:54:12 PM »
Why isnt it hurting her?!?! it should HURT!!

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #23 on: Nov 21, 2007, 06:43:32 PM »
Yeah I wondered about that too once.  Does having your pink sock come out hurt? And once its out how do you get it back in? 

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #24 on: Nov 21, 2007, 06:45:18 PM »
Complicated surgery.

And of course it hurts. A hemmerhoid is a swollen piece of that tissue, and there's a whole isle devoted to that at the drug store.
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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #25 on: Nov 21, 2007, 08:44:42 PM »
Heh heh.  ;D "isle" instead of "aisle"

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #26 on: Nov 21, 2007, 09:56:32 PM »
whatatypo.

There is, though. It's French territory.
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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #27 on: Nov 22, 2007, 04:56:14 PM »
Why isnt it hurting her?!?! it should HURT!!

I was wondering that, too.  She just looks chill with it.  That shit ain't right.
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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #28 on: Nov 22, 2007, 07:58:31 PM »
Yeah thats why I was wondering if it hurts, because the few times I've seen this happen the girl doesn't seem to be writhing in agony the way you would imagine.  One time I saw a prolapse that came out a little and then sucked itself back in on its own.  Then the guy who was plunging her stood back, grabbed her ass and shook it, then gave it a few smacks and lo and behold SPLURRRB! The pick sock exploded out again longer than before.

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Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« Reply #29 on: Nov 23, 2007, 12:47:46 PM »
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