The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on Oct 14, 2007, 11:25:16 PM
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First I found out my uncle (who is also my godfather) is being sued by his ex maid for 1 million dollars, cause the dumb bitch is trying to get money from him by lying and make him look like a bad person. Little does she knows that my uncle has proves against EVERYTHING she said. She's saying that she was practically a slave, getting paid only 300 bucks a month. Well my uncle took her to Miami one xmas, to spend it with them. slavery? I don't think so. And I don't think someone can open a store in Peru with 300 bucks a month. The bitch is gone and she doesn't even KNOW it.
What else, o yeah I went to my first football game ever in Maryland (baltimore's ravens vs the rams). AMAZING seats, we were in the 9th row. Boring ass game, I still dont know what the fuck the rules are for football.
Oh yeah. I went out with this guy I'm dating and his best friend and his best friend's girlfriend on friday, and when we were coming back to my place(around 2am) we got stopped by the police, cause the dumbass made a wrong turn. Mind you, he was drunk AND high (as a matter of fact, he had JUST finished smoking a blunt when the police stopped him). So there I was, in the car, waiting for 2 hours for the police to do a background chell on him, whileas my bladder was ABOUT TO EXPLODE. I swear God people, I've never had to go to the bathroom SOOOOO BADLY. I was almost in the verge of tears. I've never experienced that! I was like "GUYS I HAVE TO GO, I .HAVE.TO.GO" and they were like don't leave the car cause they policemen are going to think its shady and they'll mak us get out of the car and notice we are drunk. So it was an inner fight between me peeing myself vs getting all my friends arrested. Of course my bladder's health is before my friends', but then I stopped myself when I thought what the policeman would have done if he would have seen a latin girl darting out of a car and running towards the greyhound station, like a soul possesed by Chulthu himself. So I decided to remain in the car and pray God I could hold it. After what seemed like 829484 hours later, the police came, gave the boy his license back and a fine (120 bucks, o well, 2 eights less for mr pothead) and as soon as the police car was gone me and my girl friend jumped out of the car and hauled ass to the bus station to pee our souls away. I think I almost had an orgams. What a satisfaction.
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Wow. Good thing you made it out okay, and didn't end up having an "orgams"
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When I pee, I feel like I'm having an orgasm. It's a wonderful feeling sometimes... :D
Otherwise 60 for an eighth? That's way too high. I never pay more than 45-50, and that's for high quality hydroponics, but even then it has to be damn good. Your friend needs to find a better dealer.
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but in his own words, is the best shit ever. Actually, its 60 for everybody but his friend charges him only 50
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The friend is overcharging others, then. At least he only pays 50, anything more than 50 is not worth it.
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Why was he behind the wheel when he was drunk and high? Boo. :fingershake:
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Agreed, walk around when drinkin and smokin, or chill at home.
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Boring ass game, I still dont know what the fuck the rules are for football.
What rules? The quarterback tries to throw a ball to another player on the team, and he tries to run it past the guys on the other team to the end of the field to score points. How hard is that to understand?
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Rules like fair catch, onside catch, how the entire "downs" system works, why the clock sometimes keeps running when nobody's doing anything, which types of scoring actions give how ever many points they give.
You cock-bitch.
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The clock runs unless there's a stoppage on the play, mostly from going out of bounds. You get 4 tries to break 10 yards, which if you fuck up, you have to give the other team the ball. The other 2 are self explanitory.
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Fair catch is not self-explanatory! :(
You are!
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I hate the fair catch rule. It's like the In-field fly rule in baseball....it's for pussies!
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What was that weird shit they were trying to do in the XFL where there was no fair cathc but there was something similar and way worse? I can't remember how it worked because it was one of the things about the XFL that wasn't funny, and therefore one of the things that has proved nearly impossible to store in the sports cavity in my brain library. :joe:
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Why was he behind the wheel when he was drunk and high? Boo. :fingershake:
EXACTLY. The darn bar is like 12 blocks away from here, we could have walked or at least take a cab, but he and his friend were like "no we are going to waste time on trying to search for a cab, lets take the car". Dumbass, I live in Center City! you go outside and you find a cab in less than 2 seconds, even though it was 1am!
edit: oh, and he's ALWAYS high. like 20 hours out of the day
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The friend is overcharging others, then. At least he only pays 50, anything more than 50 is not worth it.
Dude here in Philly is a little difficult to find good weed. Plus the price of it differs from places to places.
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It's hard to find good weed in Philly?! But that's where the fresh prince is from.
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Good good weed, yeah. you can find cheap weed anywhere though.
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It's hard to find good weed in Philly?! But that's where the fresh prince is from.
They have flourescent lights and water tubes. Your friend is getting burned on his prices if he pays over 50 for an eighth of first crop hydro, no lie. Prices aside, you'd have to be in Mindfuck Iowa not to have a steady supply.
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Good good weed, yeah. you can find cheap weed anywhere though.
:laugh:
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Oregano?
My brother smoked a bag of pizza topping this summer. He is an idiot, but he was also high when he purchased it.
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edit: oh, and he's ALWAYS high. like 20 hours out of the day
Are you sure he's actually high and not just naturally Corky?
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Sounds like she's got herself a winner!
j/k I know plenty of people that smoke pot all the time and...actually never mind those people are all sons of millionaires so they don't count. Oh wait I know a laywer and a state congressman who do/did it too...one of my college friends is a congressman...that's just beyond bizzare, but of no consequence to spry 23 yr old like myself.
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Spry? Just using that dates you.
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Daggumit!
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Can he use "lithe"? :raiseeyebrow:
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I should probably stop exclaiming "23 skiddoo!" whenever something goes my way.
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It's hard to find good weed in Philly?! But that's where the fresh prince is from.
They have flourescent lights and water tubes. Your friend is getting burned on his prices if he pays over 50 for an eighth of first crop hydro, no lie. Prices aside, you'd have to be in Mindfuck Iowa not to have a steady supply.
I live in Mindfuck Iowa. >:( It's where every Tom and Harry think they're big bad drug dealers selling ditchweed.
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Come to Miami, I'll smoke you up. IDE needs a date for the clubs, otherwise they wont let him in.
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*reports thread to FBI.*
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*FBI laughs and goes back to monitoring Doug's computer*
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He is the bigger threat...so I'm not to offended.
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Sounds like she's got herself a winner!
j/k I know plenty of people that smoke pot all the time and...actually never mind those people are all sons of millionaires so they don't count. Oh wait I know a laywer and a state congressman who do/did it too...one of my college friends is a congressman...that's just beyond bizzare, but of no consequence to spry 23 yr old like myself.
Argh, he has alot of money too... that he spends in between weed and playing poker.
I thought you needed to be like at least 35 to be a congressman! wait, how old ARE you?!?!??!
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That's the federal congress. I don't think the state level has that age requirement. This guy is older than me but he's not 35.
I'll be 23 this december.
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...and next December.
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indeed.
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...and the year after that.
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Yay I'll be 24 in less than X days!
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"Yay"? But that means after next year, it'll be all downhill from there.
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Yay I'll be 24 in less than X days!
I'd thought you were younger that that! :blink:
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Your ass is younger than that.
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::) *sigh*.........
That's completely ridiculous, Refuccka. My ass would be the same age as the ret of my body.
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Would it? WOULD it? :blink:
Fuckbert. >:(
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Hey. >:(
I'll fuck your Bert!
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....in the ass.
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Yay I'll be 24 in less than X days!
I'd thought you were younger that that! :blink:
Yayyy I look younger!! Thanks god/
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Act
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Hey. >:(
I'll fuck your Bert!
No love for Ernie?
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This calls for a drunken three-way!
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Four-way. Don't forget rubber ducky.