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Title: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 23, 2007, 11:25:11 AM

What do you guys think? I think i got more freaked out by the way the kids screamed haha
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: IDE on Sep 23, 2007, 05:39:29 PM
what the fuck was the thing they were trying to catch? 
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 23, 2007, 05:54:08 PM
No way!  That last one you posted freaked me out, fake or not.  Not looking!  :mad:
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 23, 2007, 09:52:13 PM
No this is not THAT scary. you only see a little man running on the side. As I said in my first post, the scariest part is the screaming of the kids when they notice "it"
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 23, 2007, 09:52:44 PM
what the fuck was the thing they were trying to catch? 

I think they were playing with a ball or something.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Sam on Sep 24, 2007, 12:23:54 AM
Looks like a rat to me
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Rama on Sep 24, 2007, 03:00:58 AM
Yeah I agree. It's some kind of Rodent. When the kid got close to it, it got scared and reared up to make it's self look bigger. The kid of course screamed cause he didn't know it was there. If you watch closely it actually gets back down on all fours (which is what it was on anyways to begin with) before it disappears behind whatever that thing is in the corner.

It's just a big rat.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Derrick on Sep 24, 2007, 09:10:11 AM
Is dat sum Galadriel?!

I only asked for 1 hair off her golden head... she gave me three.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 24, 2007, 05:37:11 PM
Okay, I looked.

Looks like a rat to me

Yeah, looked like Scabbers... running away on two feets.  :-[
Of course, it's really blurred.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 24, 2007, 07:52:03 PM
Gnome, indeed.  It's obviously a chupacabra.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Rama on Sep 25, 2007, 12:32:39 AM
The legendary goat sucker!!
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 25, 2007, 01:47:13 PM
More like his mini-me version.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 25, 2007, 01:52:26 PM
Lame.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 25, 2007, 02:04:23 PM
Chupalamebra?
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Rama on Sep 25, 2007, 09:02:43 PM
Ah the Lame Sucker. Better watch out Megs, he's coming to get ya.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 25, 2007, 11:09:12 PM
You're coming to get you.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Rama on Sep 26, 2007, 01:28:58 AM
I am? Well I better hide from myself then. I hope I don't find me.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 26, 2007, 01:42:28 PM
Save the hunt for Self-Exploration Day at the new moon.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: The D on Sep 26, 2007, 03:20:43 PM
It's probably some rat in the background. What's even more crazy was the giant white rat that jumped the one guy.

Why the hell do Hispanics always think anything unexplained is some kind of fucking demon or ghost or UFO or some shit?

That Goat sucker crap's probably some demented dog species or something.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: IDE on Sep 26, 2007, 09:06:55 PM
Any part of the world where the humans eat cute little guinea pigs could be home to all sorts of macabre creatures.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 27, 2007, 02:46:18 AM
Quote
Why the hell do Hispanics always think anything unexplained is some kind of fucking demon or ghost or UFO or some shit?

I dunno.  Maybe we actually see them.  Or something.  Or it could be drugs!
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Sam on Sep 27, 2007, 09:46:11 AM
Save the hunt for Self-Exploration Day at the new moon.

Self-Exploration = masturbation?

To boldly go off where no man has gone off before?
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 27, 2007, 02:54:29 PM
On the moon, once airborne, your jizz will never land.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Sam on Sep 27, 2007, 03:10:49 PM
They're talking about going to the moon again in the semi-near future, right?  I could totally be the first human to defile that place.

:spermy:
:spermy::spermy:
:spermy:
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 27, 2007, 03:16:01 PM
And it goes into orbit, collects all sorts of space debris, become a killer asteroid, and wipes out the earth in a few thousand years.  Won't you feel bad about your little bit of mischief then!  :fingershake:
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: The D on Sep 27, 2007, 03:19:31 PM
..............







*gives Sam a rocket ship to get to the moon*
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Sam on Sep 28, 2007, 09:27:12 AM
And it goes into orbit, collects all sorts of space debris, become a killer asteroid, and wipes out the earth in a few thousand years.  Won't you feel bad about your little bit of mischief then!  :fingershake:

It will accomplish more and be more famous than any child I'm likely to have.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 28, 2007, 11:32:29 AM
Yeah, that Son of Sam gig has already been taken.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Sam on Sep 28, 2007, 03:34:17 PM
-rimshot-

Isn't she great, ladies and gentlemen?  She'll be here all week.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 29, 2007, 05:23:18 AM
Ha ha ha!  ;D

You are correct, sir!
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 01, 2007, 11:01:08 PM
Yo its not a freaking rat, wtf! since when rats can run on their hind legs? maybe its fake, but def not a rat
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 02, 2007, 04:57:33 AM
Maybe it's the possum that it fucking looks like it is.  :mad:
What if it started dying slowly, and broke your heart!?  ;D Ha ha ha ha!!!!




Haaaaaaaaaaaaaw! Ha ha!  :laugh:
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 02, 2007, 06:36:39 AM
I don't think they have possums in Mexico. Cactuses?
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 02, 2007, 12:44:58 PM
Hmm. Excellent theory.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Rama on Oct 04, 2007, 01:42:56 PM
Yo its not a freaking rat, wtf! since when rats can run on their hind legs? maybe its fake, but def not a rat

And animal doesn't have to be bipedal to cover short distances on their hind legs. Both dogs and Bears have been known to stand and walk short distances upright if the mood strikes them. I don't think a rat would be any different. Like I said above. My theory is that is a rat that raised up on it's hind legs to appear bigger when kid came close. The kid screamed and retreated in surprise and the Rat was so quick in trying to get to cover that it took several steps while still on it's hind legs before falling back down on all fours and darting behind the object in the corner.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Sam on Oct 04, 2007, 02:50:49 PM
I don't think they have possums in Mexico. Cactuses?

There's opossum species all over North and South America.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 04, 2007, 07:04:37 PM
Show me a video of a rat walking on their hind legs! I'm curious now
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Rama on Oct 05, 2007, 04:29:06 AM
Ok....go to your first post and click on the link. That's a rat walking on it's hind legs.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 05, 2007, 07:29:55 AM
Yeah.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: B E C K on Oct 05, 2007, 11:28:55 PM
I don't think they have possums in Mexico. Cactuses?

There's opossum species all over North and South America.

Yeah, I was thinking that, too.  It's North America's only marsupial and we definetely have them here, so I don't see why they'd be respectful of the border and not cross into Mexico.  Unless even they know how shitty it is.  Ho ho.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: Rama on Oct 06, 2007, 06:20:16 AM
Opossum don't cross into Mexico. They sit on the border and make citizen arrests off all the illegal Iguanas that are crossing the border.
Title: Re: gnome/elf captured on video!
Post by: B E C K on Oct 06, 2007, 02:29:57 PM
Those goddamn Iguanas stealing our jobs.