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Title: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: Rama on Sep 14, 2007, 02:10:52 PM
That's the latest rumor title going around for Indy 4, which replaces Indiana Jones and the City of Gods.

I have to say that the more I hear about this flick the more apperhensive I am about it. I've read some rumors (which I won't repeat due to their spoiler nature) about the plot and I have to say that it sounds pretty dumb. I'm really starting to wonder if Lucas is trying to do to Indy what he did to Retard Wars. Really when you turn down a script about the Spear of Destiny in favor of this, you have to wonder.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: IDE on Sep 14, 2007, 02:45:47 PM
Spear of destiny would be indy 5 if you follow the formula of NAZIS crazy temple NAZIS crazy temple NAZIS
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: B E C K on Sep 14, 2007, 05:26:57 PM
SPOILERS!!  I haven't even seen the first two Indys in their entirety, I don't care.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: IDE on Sep 14, 2007, 08:57:23 PM
No willy wonka...No Indiana Jones...this is blasphemy! This is Madness!
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: B E C K on Sep 14, 2007, 09:26:34 PM
I haven't seen any of the Halloweens either.  Somebody the other day thought that was rather blasphemous or whatever.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: IDE on Sep 14, 2007, 10:01:28 PM
And he's right. Someone should sit you down and make you watch these, but not me.  I'm too far away and have yet to make it through a whole film at home with a girl.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: B E C K on Sep 14, 2007, 10:13:56 PM
If it was Halloween, it was just as well.  I have no need to see movies like that unless it was, like, with you guys and we were gonna MST them or something.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: IDE on Sep 14, 2007, 10:17:42 PM
I've seen 2 of them.  One of the early ones and the last one before this new one.  Seems like "if you've seen one you've seen them all type deal".
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: The D on Sep 14, 2007, 10:29:58 PM
Quote from: IDE on Sep 14, 2007, 08:57:23 PM
No willy wonka...No Indiana Jones...this is blasphemy! This is Madness!

Madness?







THIS. IS. B E C K!  :D
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: Rama on Sep 15, 2007, 12:09:19 AM
Ok...If you want Spoilers you got them.

Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: B E C K on Sep 15, 2007, 11:31:31 AM
Boo, no aliens!
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: Rama on Sep 15, 2007, 12:07:04 PM
Could be Bull Jive to throw people off the scent. I remember reading a lot BS about the St*r WarzzZZ movies too. I'm just afraid this is right and true.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 15, 2007, 12:33:46 PM
I'll only see it if they fly transatlantic at some point with vicious poisonous snakes on board.  Oh, and might as well through some Sam Jackson in there.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: Rama on Sep 16, 2007, 03:41:11 AM
Indy: Snakes.  Why did it have to be snakes?

Sam Jackson: Deadly Mother Fucking Asps! You go first mother fucker.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 20, 2007, 12:13:25 AM
Quote from: B E C K on Sep 15, 2007, 11:31:31 AM
Boo, no aliens!

God ass, get the fuck over it.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: B E C K on Sep 20, 2007, 08:19:58 AM
No aliens, fucker!!   :goddammit:
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: Rama on Sep 20, 2007, 03:20:13 PM
and no snowboarding commies!
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 21, 2007, 12:56:40 AM
Fine.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: B E C K on Sep 21, 2007, 01:12:52 AM
No aliiieeeeeeeaaaaaaansssszzzz!!!!!!!!!WE323f2qqlg;g  :nurinono:
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 21, 2007, 01:19:29 AM
 :'(
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: Rama on Sep 21, 2007, 03:35:13 AM
I do think Aliens would be crossing the line. Even in a world were the Ark burns off people's faces, People can tear hearts out without killing, and a Knight of the First Crusade was still alive.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 21, 2007, 12:37:20 PM
Lord have mercy.  This sounds worse than the Picnic at Hanging Rock solution chapter, except no one is going to get $400 from some idiot for a 20-page book on eBay.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 21, 2007, 11:42:18 PM
Quote from: Rama on Sep 21, 2007, 03:35:13 AM
I do think Aliens would be crossing the line. Even in a world were the Ark burns off people's faces, People can tear hearts out without killing, and a Knight of the First Crusade was still alive.
This is why I don't post here more than what.. fifty times a year? I'm always too exhausted to point shit like this out. Re-blech-a is apparently always too exhausted to think about shit long enough to arrive at basic conclusions like this.
I'd rather she just type big letters at me.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: B E C K on Sep 22, 2007, 06:46:40 AM
Fuck j00!!!!!!!!!!!!!e3w23jrflej  :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum:
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 22, 2007, 12:04:23 PM
Quote from: Rama on Sep 16, 2007, 03:41:11 AM
Indy: Snakes.  Why did it have to be snakes?

Sam Jackson: Deadly Mother Fucking Asps! You go first mother fucker.


Oh yea, I forgot he was afraid of snakes.  That just makes it a movie about facing your biggest fears head on.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 25, 2007, 11:13:08 PM
Nuri could make a hentai then.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: The D on Sep 26, 2007, 03:38:12 PM
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucks?
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 28, 2007, 12:43:47 AM
ooo.....  :D

I like that one!  :happy:
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 28, 2007, 11:39:30 AM
I'd wondered what Murry had been up to.  :P
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: The D on Sep 28, 2007, 03:33:11 PM
Congress is getting tough on skullfucking (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_the_skull). (video)

























I never knew the Onion had videos until now.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 28, 2007, 08:40:12 PM
Meh. I hear it has Shia LeBouf in it.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 29, 2007, 07:20:00 AM
Ooh, Adam's going to emerge from the fog and take you to the mat for dissing Shia, E.  :whack:
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 29, 2007, 08:20:11 AM
Who's Dissing him? He was good in Transformers.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: IDE on Sep 29, 2007, 03:15:34 PM
Shia sucks! (but he was good in transformers) and aDam thinks Robert Dinero sucks and probably ranks Shia above him.  So if he shows up play the "Robert Dinero is awesome and you're insane" card.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 02, 2007, 05:06:09 AM
Quote from: IDE on Sep 14, 2007, 10:01:28 PM
And he's right. Someone should sit you down and make you watch these, but not me.  I'm too far away and have yet to make it through a whole film at home with a girl.

Jesus bitch-shitter.   ::) I can't fucking stand when a woman tries to interrupt a movie or something with me to start getting all "Aphrodite" with my Aries-parts. If I wanted to fucking make out, then I'd try to make the fucking shit out with you, not take you to a fucking movie.  Shit!  :blink:
Everyone's got a couple of big fucking flags that let you tell yourself that it isn't going to work out, and these special no-no traits don't always manage to make sense to anyone else. Untimely feel-up-ons are one of those things to me.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: Derrick on Oct 02, 2007, 07:57:30 AM
You've never been with a woman, have you?

Either that, or your gay. I think you're leaning towards the latter.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 02, 2007, 12:54:41 PM
Yes. Clearly my ability to dismiss prospective relationships based on distinct idiosyncracies about personality preferences is indicitave of my inexperience with sexual exchanges.




*cough, cough* Sorry.....   :puke:
What I meant was:

I think you're leaning towards my ass!!!!  :goddammit:

Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: IDE on Oct 02, 2007, 04:29:58 PM
I was talking about watching movies at home, particularly movies I've already seen, but even if I hadn't seen it we can always rewind later.

As for movie theater movies I don't mind a little kissing and more often than not they like to stroke the rod in the dark which I also don't have a problem with.  This last one did both and a lot of times she wanted to kiss more than watch the movie...but she had these eyes and this smile, I couldn't resist...and she didn't do it during the action parts so that was a plus too.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: B E C K on Oct 03, 2007, 08:20:09 AM
Quote from: MegatronYES on Oct 02, 2007, 05:06:09 AM
Quote from: IDE on Sep 14, 2007, 10:01:28 PM
And he's right. Someone should sit you down and make you watch these, but not me.  I'm too far away and have yet to make it through a whole film at home with a girl.

Jesus bitch-shitter.   ::) I can't fucking stand when a woman tries to interrupt a movie or something with me to start getting all "Aphrodite" with my Aries-parts. If I wanted to fucking make out, then I'd try to make the fucking shit out with you, not take you to a fucking movie.  Shit!  :blink:
Everyone's got a couple of big fucking flags that let you tell yourself that it isn't going to work out, and these special no-no traits don't always manage to make sense to anyone else. Untimely feel-up-ons are one of those things to me.

:lmao:
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: Derrick on Oct 03, 2007, 09:53:43 AM
Quote from: MegatronYES on Oct 02, 2007, 12:54:41 PM
Yes. Clearly my ability to dismiss prospective relationships based on distinct idiosyncracies about personality preferences is indicitave of my inexperience with sexual exchanges.




*cough, cough* Sorry.....   :puke:
What I meant was:

I think you're leaning towards my ass!!!!  :goddammit:



Only because the big gaping hole is sucking me in. HELP!
Title: Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 05, 2007, 07:39:40 AM
Hey