The Sphere

General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: IDE on Aug 26, 2007, 12:49:56 PM

Title: mega dick!?
Post by: IDE on Aug 26, 2007, 12:49:56 PM

Quote

Jeffrey <john@yahoo.com> to nerges
   

Do you want a thicker, fuller and longer dick?
Get Mega Dick http://geocities.yahoo.com.br/jayqthh673/

Tacitus well calleth them), to him,

Now at first this appears to be yet another penis enlargement spam.  But look closely at the start and the end.  This is clearly a message from some dark plane of magical powet.  Apparently I am the avatar of the dark God Nerges and someone is trying to contact me.  Perhaps to warn me about Tacitus, one of the roman soldiers who crucified christ and is now cursed to walk the planes forever.  This tacitus character may be trying to assemble an army of giant throbbing cocks to assault my heavenly realm! 

Well this affront will not go unanswered! As soon as my powers manifest themselves on the prime material plane I'm going to put an end to this Tacitus!  Immortal though he be he is still a mere man! The wrath of Nerges is nothing to be trifled with!

Title: Re: mega dick!?
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 27, 2007, 07:35:43 AM

....Nerges will beat you to death.
With his mega dick.

Title: Re: mega dick!?
Post by: B E C K on Aug 27, 2007, 09:22:45 AM

I say we set Lorena Bobbit loose and just be done with this entire matter.

Title: Re: mega dick!?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 31, 2007, 05:06:20 PM

I'll never understand how there are pornstars that can have sex with guys with enormous penises. I mean, the depth of the hoohah is like 5 inches, so where the rest go?!?!?!

Title: Re: mega dick!?
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 31, 2007, 08:03:14 PM

There's actually a vortex in the uterus.

Mega dick sounds like a title you'd give to a guy who is.. well.. a mega dick.

Title: Re: mega dick!?
Post by: Rama on Sep 01, 2007, 10:36:47 AM

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Aug 31, 2007, 05:06:20 PM

I'll never understand how there are pornstars that can have sex with guys with enormous penises. I mean, the depth of the hoohah is like 5 inches, so where the rest go?!?!?!

The Phantom Zone. Where is plots it's escape with General Zod.

Title: Re: mega dick!?
Post by: IDE on Sep 01, 2007, 01:27:40 PM

Actually it goes into sub-space.  If you look closely at optimus prime's trailer you'll notice all the dents my dick made.

Title: Re: mega dick!?
Post by: The D on Sep 01, 2007, 01:35:39 PM

*bangs head against wall due to creepy dick conversation*

Title: Re: mega dick!?
Post by: IDE on Sep 01, 2007, 01:51:21 PM

what?! You've subjected yourself to pictures of chopped up penises and mangled aborted fetuses...well I guess if you didn't bitch about it you wouldn't be you.

Title: Re: mega dick!?
Post by: B E C K on Sep 01, 2007, 10:00:21 PM

Quote from: IDE on Sep 01, 2007, 01:27:40 PM

Actually it goes into sub-space.  If you look closely at optimus prime's trailer you'll notice all the dents my dick made.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: mega dick!?
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 06, 2007, 12:24:31 AM

Oh, I thought this thread was about me.

*leaves*

Title: Re: mega dick!?
Post by: B E C K on Sep 06, 2007, 12:26:05 PM

Quote from: MegatronYES on Sep 06, 2007, 12:24:31 AM

Oh, I thought this thread was about me.

In which sense, I wonder.

Title: Re: mega dick!?
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 01, 2007, 03:50:28 AM

En nombre, puta.

Title: Re: mega dick!?
Post by: B E C K on Oct 01, 2007, 01:52:10 PM

As in you are one?  Sí.  Sí!

Title: Re: mega dick!?
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 02, 2007, 04:36:26 AM

No tu eres.